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And a song to sing as we watch,

Hey Matty Clarke by Kevin (Random260) Wilson :

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp

If I wanted a stupid ruckman type, I would’ve bloody asked
And this half back flank and temu mid, you can shove right up your arse
You’ve stuffed the bloody order up, it’s enough to make you spew
But it’s not just me who’s snakey, SGIO is dirty too

Next time I come to see ya, I’m going to punch you in the guts
And I’ll sack the other recruiting knobs and kick Toddy in the nuts
You just wait 'til next year when you go back to the draft
And me and me little GIO come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah, you wait for it

Hey Pyke and Woosh you smell his breath
And check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him eagles fans 'cause he tells ****ing lies
He's just a ****ing useless campaigner and he's not even very bright
'Cause the stupid ****in' w***er, forgot me ****in' Sharp

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp
A Quick Ai rendition: https://suno.com/s/blQP3cSnulhqYb5g
It's funny how it interrupted the lyrics XD
 
So we stick to our list on night one which means not bidding on Patterson even though a sure thing to GC which would have put a greater points squeeze on. So if they stick to the ethos of night one they should actually take a live pick if they rate a slider above an nga selection, right?
 
**** me we’ve got cricket coverage now. Is nothing bloody sacred.

If I wanted to sit around for what feels like five days and at the end nobody has any clue who won, I’d watch the bloody AFL draft.
 
Worth the risk imo

As I have said previously it would be a kent of a move to make a late bid on a father-son who they know we want to draft, but there are some kentish clubs around...

Edit: Suppose he could just sit out a year and develop in the Beagles which is where he is going to play anyway.
 

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**** me we’ve got cricket coverage now. Is nothing bloody sacred.

If I wanted to sit around for what feels like five days and at the end nobody has any clue who won, I’d watch the bloody AFL draft.

It’s already Essendon remember dummy!? The Sharp lad that a decent run of clubs passed on but was clearly the best prospect of the entire draft outside of Duursma!
 
As I have said previously it would be a kent of a move to make a late bid on a father-son who they know we want to draft, but there are some kentish clubs around...

Edit: Suppose he could just sit out a year and develop in the Beagles which is where he is going to play anyway.
I think he lasts to the rookie draft tbh, he would be a big flight risk for other clubs as id assume he wouldve had in his head that hes staying
 
Cal ran though the board and linked players or possible trades for most picks except ours so guessing game continues
Makes you wonder where he got his intel on our intent to bid on Murray and Addinsall from

He doesn’t seem to have much insight into anything else we’re doing so not sure it came from us - including our plan B when Gold Coast matched
 
Live footage of Matt Clarke getting ready for night 2 of the draft
Mr Rogers Clown GIF
 

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Greg Swann worse at this than Dillon

Didn’t think that could be possible but here we are
 

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