Game Day The 2025 Draft Day Thread

[UseR2006]

And a song to sing as we watch,

Hey Matty Clarke by Kevin (Random260) Wilson :

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp

If I wanted a stupid ruckman type, I would’ve bloody asked
And this half back flank and temu mid, you can shove right up your arse
You’ve stuffed the bloody order up, it’s enough to make you spew
But it’s not just me who’s snakey, SGIO is dirty too

Next time I come to see ya, I’m going to punch you in the guts
And I’ll sack the other recruiting knobs and kick Toddy in the nuts
You just wait 'til next year when you go back to the draft
And me and me little GIO come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah, you wait for it

Hey Pyke and Woosh you smell his breath
And check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him eagles fans 'cause he tells ****ing lies
He's just a ****ing useless campaigner and he's not even very bright
'Cause the stupid ****in' w***er, forgot me ****in' Sharp

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp

A Quick Ai rendition: https://suno.com/s/blQP3cSnulhqYb5g
It's funny how it interrupted the lyrics XD

 

[SAweagle]

PATHETIC DRAFTING MATT CLARKE YOU ARE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS HELEN KELLERS ALARM CLOCK DONE WITH EVERYTHING SEE YA NEXT YEAR

 

[amazingjoshy]

A Quick Ai rendition: https://suno.com/s/blQP3cSnulhqYb5g
It's funny how it interrupted the lyrics XD

This is proper gold

New board theme song

 

[Ochre]

Hearing rumours that we're considering taking the Duursma brother with one of our picks. Will update if I get any more information.

 

[BartBart]

Pick 1 is in...




soon

 

[bombard]

I'M EMOTIONAL.

 

[jdisc]

back in my day the recruiter had to read out a 32-bit integer to draft a player

 

[ArdentEagle]

Is the draft live on the radio somewhere?

I want to listen on drive home from work

 

[Barrybran]

So Robey's mum is the talent and dad is the body

 

[bzparkes]

PATHETIC DRAFTING MATT CLARKE YOU ARE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS HELEN KELLERS ALARM CLOCK DONE WITH EVERYTHING SEE YA NEXT YEAR

You forgot to change accounts.

 

[twce13]

 

[new breed]

ON the clock Eagles ....

 

[TY24]

Turns out all you need to do to grow 17cm in 2 years is eat a 'bitta tuna and rice with a bitta broccoli'

 

[eaglespremiers]

Do we go Patterson at 1 to really force their hand?

Sure, we should be prepared to push Duursma down a few selections if it will affect our ability to select a player that we really want (Addinsall). The enchantment of allowing a player to be the no 1 pick should not trump pragmatism. It just makes so much sense in this scenario.

 

[TerryFilk]

Let’s go lads, hoping for something surprising with pick 13 / moving up.

 

[jdisc]

Is the draft live on the radio somewhere?

I want to listen on drive home from work

chuck the video on your phone and bluetooth the audio to the car?

 

[Peptide Pig]

Not gonna knock off from work until 4:30pm, thankfully based on previous years, the first pick probably shouldn't drop til after then.

Do we know when the actual draft is supposed to start? I’m already sick of listening to the pelicans doing the pre-draft show

 

[Barrybran]

Nice to see Bella in the box getting amomgst it

Hopefully she gives Clarke a don't argue if he says something stupid

 

[Tugga27]

When Jordan Lewis commentates it always seems like he's yelling at me

Interesting.

I don't think I've ever heard him raise his voice TBH.

 

[THE A5]

so cdt is 201cm now. Could potentially add a few more CM’s over the next few years and be a good aize for a ruck

 

[Proeagle]

 

[bzparkes]

I'm watching on Afl.com.au.

Is Kayo just crossing over to Hamish McLaughlin being the most awkward ****er ever when interviewing people?

 

[BEagle22]

They're not gonna pick him Mitch

 

[jdisc]

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we've got another 30 mins or so

 

[jdisc]

I'm watching on Afl.com.au.

Is Kayo just crossing over the Hamish McLaughlin being the most awkward ****er ever when interviewing people?

they've got the standard format of 3 footy blokes and one woman

 

[HoneyBadger35]

“LeCras once kicked 11 at Marvel.”

Shifter already talking absolute shit.