Unofficial Preview The Adventures of Belly and Sleeves

[Snuffaluphagus]

"Chronicles is dead, Long live the Adventures"

Lloydy and his popped collars might be gone but the shenanigans continue. Hope I'm not biting off too much going round again but we'll see how it goes

Belly: "So, what do you think Jesse, did you see how we have TWO ovals, pretty cool huh"

Hogan: "Yeah yeah I suppose, so ummmm Nat said you guys have a waterslide?"

Belly: "Yeah of cour..."

Dover: "What Jesse means is he's loved the tour and he'll get back to you soon"

Hogan (Stamping his feet): "Awww, Jaaaase, but I want to go on the waterslide"

Stevo who has been nonchalantly leaning against the window looking outwards, slowly turns to Jason.

Stevo': "No rush Jason, we have lots of guys on the go right now, Jesse isnt a priority. If he wants to play here next year let us know and we'll see what we can do. Cant promise anything though"

Stevo snaps his fingers and McCrafty comes running in

McCrafty: "Oh muh Gawd, Jess, w8 tu ya see the waterslide, its SOOOOOOO big, I luv goin down backwuds:

Hogan: "AWESOME, can I go Jase, can I go?"

Dover (through a gigantic sigh): " Ughghghg, fine"

McCrafty and Hogan run off giggling as Jason trudges off behind and the door closes behind them.

Like a tween at a One Direction concert in 2012, Stevo begins to jump up and down shaking his hands like they're on fire

Stevo (in a high pitched squeal): "BELLY BELLY BELLY ITS HAPPENING, O.M.G ITS HAPPENING, I CANT WAIT TO TELL NAT, HE'S GOING TO TOTES FLIP..."

SLAP!

Belly: "Snap out of it ****face, stay calm!!"

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Belly: "Sorry you silverhaired ****er, did I hit you too hard"

Stevo: "Oh nah totes not, your squeaky high pitched real voice always like, really shocks me"

Belly: "Shut up ****head, you know that fake voice kills my throat"

Stevo: "I am like soooooo going to go text that backstabbing bitch that Hogey is like, playing in purple next year"[/S]

 

[Shadow Man]

very funny, look forward to the next episode

 

[Purple Jesus]

Liked because of the Belly small font.

 

[Arkhitect]

Subbed

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Liked because of the Belly small font.

 

[Van_Dyke]

I for one am looking forward to the return of DODORO

 

[freo84]

Yessss!!!

 

[Simmofreo]

Haha. It can replace the bachelor

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[yyou]

Love it, especially because Hoges was able to run to the waterslide
Navicular shmavicular

 

[Johnny Dalmas]

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McCrafty and Hogan run off giggling as Jason trudges off behind and the door closes behind them.
McCrafty: "Hey mate, gotta a ciggy?"
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Edited for accuracy

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Edited for accuracy

Haha true, missed opportunity there

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Day 1

BANG! go the 3 tonne wooden double doors leading to the Marvel Stadium negotiation rooms. A blinding light covers the arena.

The noise startles old Clayton as he lifts his head from Brady Rawlings lap with a whimper.

DODORO shields his eyes, unable to deal with the swagger radiating from the 3 gentlemen strutting with the confidence of peacock who has just claimed his pea.

Even Cameron Joyce from the Roo's, who's wailing could be heard from the MCG is stunned into silence (before quickly resuming wailing).

As all persons slowly adjust to the light, out-steps Belly, Wallsy (the official carrier of bags) and Stevo, already sporting 2 popped buttons to signal his early declaration of war.

The three come to a halt as they enter the middle of the room and bask in the tension and excitement permeating their chosen battleground. A tingle runs up Stevo's spine. They are in their element, they are home.

Belly turns to The Silver Fox.

...

Belly: "Wine bar?"

Stevo: "Ooooh yes please, Embla?"

Belly: "Lead the way"

Belly: "Did I say you could come Walls, stay here in case something happens"

Edit: Credit to Tonga Bob for the idea of popped buttons

 

[Dale147]

Wallsy, is that a surfboard in that bag?

 

[purplerunsdeep]

Best thread of the trade period

My expectation is to see an update twice a day!


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[Snuffaluphagus]

Best thread of the trade period

My expectation is to see an update twice a day!


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Haha yeah, I have to at least pretend to work...

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'm sensing a new episode coming up, entitled 'The Professional'

[scene: Belly & Lachie Neale in an office]

Belly: you know we see eye to eye on many things Lachie. what'll it take to keep you in purple?

Lachie [slides an A3 envelope across the desk] you know this guy?

Belly: [opens envelope to find a picture of H Bennell] yeah I know him

Lachie: I need you to have a talk with him. you free Tuesday?

Belly: yeah I'm free Tuesday [finishes glass of milk, takes picture]

 

[imperial_oz]

I'm really going to miss the popped collars. Best part of trade week.

Oh well, as long as you don't sell Bell short

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

I have the inside word on why we are shipping Bennell...

Last Friday morning...

Stevo's phone begins to buzz

"And I said Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run"

Stevo: "Belly you sassy little thang, wazzup"

Belly: "Stevo, you ignorant turdburger, why the * have you signed up Reece "Plodder" Conca

Stevo: "You're words cut to my soul Belly, I'm totes hurt. Also, why would I sign up a rang, thats like 2012.

Belly: "Shitbag, are you telling me you didnt sign off on Conca?"

Stevo: "Of course not Bae"

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Belly: "Ross, you cobbling little s**t"

Stevo: "Now wait a second Belly, you promised me you guys wouldnt fight, I cant stand it when you fight"

Belly: "Calm down ****muncher, I'll take care of this"

Stevo: "Belly wai..."

Beep Beep Beep

Tuesday Morning...

McClure: "I can reveal exclusively on trade radio that Fremantle are actively shopping Harley Bennell"

 

[Tommo]

I have the inside word on why we are shipping Bennell...

Last Friday morning...

Stevo's phone begins to buzz

"And I said Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run"

Stevo: "Belly you sassy little thing, wazzup"

Belly: "Stevo, you ignorant turdburger, why the **** have you signed up Reece "Plodder" Conca

Stevo: "You're words cut to my soul Belly, I'm totes hurt. Also, why would I sign up a rang, thats like 2012.

Belly: "Shitbag, are you telling me you didnt sign off on Conca?"

Stevo: "Of course not Bae"

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...

...

Belly: "Ross, you cobbling little s**t"

Stevo: "Now wait a second Belly, you promised me you guys wouldnt fight, I cant stand it when you fight"

Belly: "Calm down ****muncher, I'll take care of this"

Stevo: "Belly wai..."

Beep Beep Beep

Tuesday Morning...

McClure: "I can reveal exclusively on trade radio that Fremantle are actively shopping Harley Bennell"

Gold. Love the angry small man caricature.

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Day 2

Belly and Stevo move slowly and deliberately through the dimly lit room and take a seat at the large round table

Mahoney: "Thanks for meeting up Gentlemen, I feel like we need to get a grounding on where each of us sit"

Belly sitting with arms folded snorts his acknowledgement while Stevo stares intently at Mahoney

Mahoney: "Riiigghhhtt, well we wont take any less than five and si..."



With the eyes of the room on them, Belly and Stevo exit the room calmly and in sync leaving a stunned Mahoney sitting in silence and alone. They come to a halt outside

Stevo: "Well played Bae, that went perfectly"

Belly: "Thanks *******, I thought so too. * me, I have 30 messages from old Nobhead"

Belly: "Why did that *er have the room so dark anyway, I could hardly see a thing"

Stevo: "Not sure Sweetcheeks, he's an odd one that Mah... O.M.G. Is that Harry Styles, brb Bae"

Belly: "Why the * would Harry Styles be in Australia Shitnugg..."

DODORO: "HOHOHOHO, DODORO THINKS YOU SHOULD STAND UP PETA"

Belly: "*"

DODORO bounds over to Belly from across the room sporting 4 jackets, each with collars popped. He moves with the swagger and confidence of Donald Trump after laying with a Russian escort.

Belly: "I heard about the Shiel news Adrian, congrat..."

DODORO: "YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE PETA BUT DODORO CLINCHED THE BEST PLAYER OF TRADE WEEK TODAY. DODORO TRULY IS THE GREATEST"

Belly: "Yes, well don.."

DODORO: "THERE IS NO NEED TO BE JEALOUS OF DODORO, FEW CAN MATCH HIM. DODORO HAS HEARD YOU CAN NOT CLINCH HOGAN. DODORO HAS DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UNDER HIS WING. YOU WILL FIT EASILY. YOU ARE WELCOME"

Belly: "Thanks for the offer Adrian but I really ca... OMG IS THAT HARRY STYLES"

DODORO: "WHERE? DODORO CAN NOT SEE HIM. HARRIE IS IN NEED OF SOME ACTING LESSONS FROM DODORO. WHERE IS HE PETA? PETA WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, ARE YOU UNDER THE TABLE. PETA, DODORO CANT TAKE YOU UNDER HIS WING IF HE CAN NOT SEE YOU."

DODORO proceeds to check under both shoe's before wandering off in the direction of Stevo

 

[Van_Dyke]

The pub must be struggling without Clayton and Lloyd this year

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

The pub must be struggling without Clayton and Lloyd this year

I think the North list manager is doing his part

 

[Allikat]

I have the inside word on why we are shipping Bennell...

Last Friday morning...

Stevo's phone begins to buzz

"And I said Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run"

Stevo: "Belly you sassy little thang, wazzup"

Belly: "Stevo, you ignorant turdburger, why the **** have you signed up Reece "Plodder" Conca

Stevo: "You're words cut to my soul Belly, I'm totes hurt. Also, why would I sign up a rang, thats like 2012.

Belly: "Shitbag, are you telling me you didnt sign off on Conca?"

Stevo: "Of course not Bae"

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...

...

Belly: "Ross, you cobbling little s**t"

Stevo: "Now wait a second Belly, you promised me you guys wouldnt fight, I cant stand it when you fight"

Belly: "Calm down ****muncher, I'll take care of this"

Stevo: "Belly wai..."

Beep Beep Beep

Tuesday Morning...

McClure: "I can reveal exclusively on trade radio that Fremantle are actively shopping Harley Bennell"

beautiful ring tone!

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Day 4

6:45am

Belly and Stevo are waiting patiently for their coffee's

Belly: "Just sliding Damo this DM aaannnnddd done. EAD Nobhead"

Stevo: "I love it when you're sassy Bae"

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7am

Flat white and pumpkin spiced latte in hand, Belly and Rosich approach the war room, ready for a day of table flipping and popped collars. Before they can enter, Rosich feels a tug on his coat

"Psssst, do you have any top 10 picks" comes the raspy voice

Stevo and Belly turn around to see a disheveled figure on hands and knee's. His stained and torn teal and gray jacket, unkempt hair and solitary shoe paint a desperate man.

"I have players, players and picks, do you want pick 11, maybe the Chad, what do you have, pick 23, I have that as well, Hombsch, Hombsch is good, take him, take him"

Stevo: "Urrrrr, Chris, is that you"

Chris: "Steve, Steve, do you have any top 10 picks, I have players, players and picks, do you want 11?

Steve: "Chris,I think we need to get you some he..."

Belly: "We have pick 6"

Rosich leans into Belly

Stevo: "Bae, are you sure its ok to take advantage"

Belly: "Pick 6, Chris, what you got?"

Chris: "Oooh, thats a nice one, a nice one that is. I have 11 and 23, do you want 49 as well you can have that"

Belly: "Dont you have pick 10 as we..."

Chris: "NANANANANA, TOP 10 IS PRECIOUS, CAN NOT HAVE TOP 10"

Belly: "Ok ok, no top 10, what about 30 can you chuck that in as well"

Chris: "Yep yep, give me pick 6"

Belly: "Sure Chris, I'll just put through the paperwork"

Chris Davies gives a shudder before his whole body goes limp

Chris: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh, Pick 6 is goooooood, soooo gooooooood"

Stevo and Belly quickly walk away to complete the trade

Stevo: "I dont know Bae, feels a bit wrong this one"

Belly: "Uugggghhhh, do you ever stop whining you little bitch, fine, I'll send him a future 3rd back"

Stevo: "Thanks Bae"

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12:03pm

McCartney: "And that was how I single handily won the Dogs their flag in 2016"

Belly: "You know Jason, its even more amazing the 221st time I've heard it BUT how bout we get this Lobb deal over the line"

McCartney: "Sure thing Peter, given the fact I won a premiership in 2016, I know a fair few things about player value and I reckon Rory is worth abou..."

"WTF did you think you were doing trading pick 6 Peter"

Mahoney strides across the room to meet Peter and McCartney at their table. His heavy purposeful footsteps belay his anger.

Belly: "Pleasure as always Josh, last time I checked it was my pick, I'll do what I want with it"

Mahoney: "Dont get smart with me you little s**t, 6 was always coming my way, 11 wont cut it"

For the briefest of seconds, a murderous glare passes across Belly's face before he quickly regains his composure.

Belly: "While I dont like to negotiate for players in front of other teams, I cant confidently say we know 11 wont cut it. In fact let me propose our counter offer to 5 and 6, we think its more than reasonable"

Belly takes out his pen and quickly scribbles on a napkin, folding it neatly before sliding it to Mahoney.

Spoiler: Napkin

Mahoney: "Are you a ******* child..."

Belly jumps up in a fit of rage

Belly: "I am twice (ahem) the size of a child, do you need me to write that on your 5head to clear it up for you."

Mahoney: "You're in way over your head you little midget"

Belly's whole heads turns red before a darkness and eery calm descends over his face. He leans in to Mahoney's ear and with the faintest whisper...

Belly: "11 and 2019 2nd. 11 and 2019 2nd. Say that to yourself because that is all you're getting. 11 and 2019 2nd, we will not be going higher. 11 and 2019 2nd"

Belly leans back in his chair, slowly folds his arms and glares intently into Mahoney's eyes, daring him to retort.

Mahoney's mouth opens before realizing he had lost the battle. He slinks away without another word, there would be other battles to win.

Slurping his 'Rainbow Sparkles' slurpee, Stevo arrives at the table.

Stevo: "Sorry Pete, line was massive and Dodoro bought 15 sausage rolls, what'd I miss?"

 

[freo84]

My precioussssssssssss

Hahahaha Gold!!