The all apologies thread - Buddy style

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Look, been thinking about how Buddy got an apology even though he's been a sniper for years. And frankly, i don't think we in general have apologised enough to people. So i will will start with the first apology and people, feel free to add you own. Let's apologise AFL style.

1 - Ivan Milat - bloke was simply misunderstood. He accidentally got helping backpackers out a little wrong. Ivan, Gil apologises.
 

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2 - Boris Johnson - look, so he had a few piss ups while telling everyone else to stay locked up like criminals and deny people the opportunity to say farewell to loved ones. I mean, who hasn't made that mistake before. Boris - Gil says sorry.
This is an excellent one. I mean who cares right. People die, Boris will die, the people upset at Boris will die. The next generation who learnt from their family that Boris was doing this will die and eventually no one will actually care.
 

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Steve Hocking - look he brought in a range of rules designed to improve the game, and while they have failed to do so further investigation suggests that it may not actually be his fault. It was the unrelenting whinging from the media about the state of the game that backed him into a corner and forced his hand as Gil looked to protect the value of the TV rights deal so the AFL could keep pumping money into failures like the Gold Coast Suns. Gil, Steve needs an apology
 

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Steve Hocking - look he brought in a range of rules designed to improve the game, and while they have failed to do so further investigation suggests that it may not actually be his fault. It was the unrelenting whinging from the media about the state of the game that backed him into a corner and forced his hand as Gil looked to protect the value of the TV rights deal so the AFL could keep pumping money into failures like the Gold Coast Suns. Gil, Steve needs an apology
Too far
 
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Steve Hocking - look he brought in a range of rules designed to improve the game, and while they have failed to do so further investigation suggests that it may not actually be his fault. It was the unrelenting whinging from the media about the state of the game that backed him into a corner and forced his hand as Gil looked to protect the value of the TV rights deal so the AFL could keep pumping money into failures like the Gold Coast Suns. Gil, Steve needs an apology
Post reported for offensive imagery. You know the site rules prohibit pictures of campaigners. Think of the children. FOR GODS SAKES MAN. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
 

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Steve Hocking - look he brought in a range of rules designed to improve the game, and while they have failed to do so further investigation suggests that it may not actually be his fault. It was the unrelenting whinging from the media about the state of the game that backed him into a corner and forced his hand as Gil looked to protect the value of the TV rights deal so the AFL could keep pumping money into failures like the Gold Coast Suns. Gil, Steve needs an apology

You've ruined a good thread mate.
 
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Amber Heard. Now, who hasn't at least thought about shitting on a pillow during a domestic argument? Oh boy, every time that pesky wife of mine questions my dodgy gambling decisions or when i come home with a slab of VB instead of basic essential groceries, she doesn't realise how close she is to copping a number two bang smack in the middle of her pillow. Gil, Amber lost her court case. Apologise now please.
 

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Todd Carney

Really, it's quite poor that a blokes career could end like this, even if it is the NRL. It's not his fault that his one brain cell is lonely and no doubt affected by alcohol abuse. It's also not his fault that he listened to health kooks and quacks about the (unproven) benefits of urine therapy. He was obviously just trying to maximise his physical potential and performance and seeking that edge, and in doing so going to lengths that where no sane person or organisation (except maybe Essendon) would go to.

In the interests of cross code co-operation and harmony, Gil, it's time to step up and apologise for his shortened career.
 

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I’d like to nominate John Hopoate,

Bloke was just out playing rugby and giving free prostate exams, and he gets wrongfully accused of blasting a guy in the ass with the ol yellow pages.

Gil will apologise immediately, this patron saint from the annals (see what I did there) of heaven has been misrepresented.
 
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Todd Carney

Really, it's quite poor that a blokes career could end like this, even if it is the NRL. It's not his fault that his one brain cell is lonely and no doubt affected by alcohol abuse. It's also not his fault that he listened to health kooks and quacks about the (unproven) benefits of urine therapy. He was obviously just trying to maximise his physical potential and performance and seeking that edge, and in doing so going to lengths that where no sane person or organisation (except maybe Essendon) would go to.

In the interests of cross code co-operation and harmony, Gil, it's time to step up and apologise for his shortened career.
The old PIMM (piss in my mouth). What a trend that was.
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I’d like to nominate John Hopoate,

Bloke was just out playing rugby and giving free prostate exams, and he gets wrongfully accused of blasting a guy in the ass with the ol yellow pages.

Gil will apologise immediately, this patron saint from the annals (see what I did there) of heaven has been misrepresented.
And i just got rolled in my own thread with this post. It wins.
 

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The AFL must unreservedly apologise to the Club YoYo punter who made repulsive comments to Daniel Rioli’s girlfriend. Daniel’s girlfriend must concede that having such a spectacular tush is a problem for everyone, and this is a problem she can control, not the punter.

The AFL should willingly and happily offer an apology to this individual for D. Rioli mercilessly smashing his eyeball into this innocent man’s fist.

The AFL must unwaveringly atone for Shai Bolton’s disgraceful effort in breaking his wrist whilst defending his teammate from being assaulted. This is dishonourable in the extreme and the punter not only deserves acknowledgement of his good character, but reasonable compensation as well.

Compounding the issue, the Richmond coach then unacceptably escalated the situation by ridiculously stating ‘I'm encouraged by the fact they're looking after each other, they're looking after their partners,’ this is quite frankly defamatory towards this innocent citizen and the club should pay the $20,000 reparation straight into this upstanding individual’s crypto account.
 
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Tony Lockett, here he is attacking the ball, and people keep getting in the way. Plugger was stiff to get those weeks. Apologise for victimising Tony Gil. Now.
 
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Gary Ablett Sr. Bloke was just trying to have a good time shoveling illicit goods into a young woman when she selfishly decided she couldn't handle it any more. The ordeal left a dark smudge on a perfect record, one the AFL made no attempt to protect through cover up or rug sweeping. Apologise for not protecting the GOAT, Gil.
 

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