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Welcome to the inaugural opening of the ACLSL, where only the best of the best get to hang their coat. All members of this seasons All-SFA side as well as the current Mobbs Medallists, EKA medallist, *Deestroy medallist and of course the Tiger-TFLUA medallist are invited.
Please make your way to the cloak room first to receive your complimentary dressing-gown and fine Cuban cigar from Castro's own private stash. You may then wonder down the history-rich corridors to our 24hr bar, where everything is completely free to our esteemed members.
On the wall you will notice a picture of the very first All-SFA side with the great [User]Mobbenfuhrer[/User] and the rest of his mighty team. Don't they look dashing.
We of course have a heated pool and the finest Masseuses brought all the way from the exotic Eastern continents. If you would prefer the touch of a lady, we have a few of those lovely coloured women, brought all the way from deepest, darkest Africa. And if female's don't tickle your fancy, we have a couple of fair-skinned striplings that will.
Our world-famous "[User]Deestroy[/User]" cocktail bar can make any drink you fancy and our foreign bartenders only know enough English that they cannot listen in on your private conversations. Kick back and relax after a hard training session, with your favourite drink.
To make our members from Baghdad feel more at home, we have our newly re-furbished "[User]Stegelator[/User]" Shisha room. Of course, anybody is welcome to pull up a seat and blow smoke-rings to your hearts content.
And that concludes the tour. Of course, there is much more to discover at the All-SFA Club Lounge Society Lodge, but you'll have to unearth these for yourself.
I know pronounce the Club officially open...
*Boshtrich clause added.
