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StFly

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#29
Oh, and you must be the new Chef we have been expecting. Let me show you to the kitchen...
As you're new around these parts I'm going to enlighten you.

There is this thing called the Deestroy medal, it is a medal awarded to the best player in the grand final, what a grand final is, is the last game of a season, where the two best sides do battle to determine the bestest most awesome side of that season. The Burger won that medal.

As his captain, we also won that match.
As a part of that team we also got medals to denote we had a badarse season and spanked the lot of you like redheaded step bitches.
We also got a shiny cup.

As you value medallions, and current successes I have two things to say to you;

1) Fix yo shit son.

2) My e-peen > yours, and your lack of respect to hall of famers is worthy of fisticuffs.
 

Footypie32

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Thread starter #32
As you're new around these parts I'm going to enlighten you.

There is this thing called the Deestroy medal, it is a medal awarded to the best player in the grand final, what a grand final is, is the last game of a season, where the two best sides do battle to determine the bestest most awesome side of that season. The Burger won that medal.

As his captain, we also won that match.
As a part of that team we also got medals to denote we had a badarse season and spanked the lot of you like redheaded step bitches.
We also got a shiny cup.

As you value medallions, and current successes I have two things to say to you;

1) Fix yo shit son.

2) My e-peen > yours, and your lack of respect to hall of famers is worthy of fisticuffs.

I apologise to the Deestroy medallist. Sir did not make that clear.


As for yourself, I suppose I could give you a free day-pass. The problem you see is, if we let just anybody in, then we have to allow everybody in. And then, well, we would be surrounded by rabble...
 

BoshtrichBurger

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#34
I apologise to the Deestroy medallist. Sir did not make that clear.


As for yourself, I suppose I could give you a free day-pass. The problem you see is, if we let just anybody in, then we have to allow everybody in. And then, well, we would be surrounded by rabble...
So I'm in?

If I'm in, then you gotta let my entourage enter as well.
 

Footypie32

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Thread starter #36
So I'm in?

If I'm in, then you gotta let my entourage enter as well.

It's hard to explain. See, your team earned the title Premiers. We don't really like those that earn their way anywhere. We much prefer back-room deals and stuffy committees who select winners based on reputation. We can't just allow people in because they deserve to be here, can we.
 

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Eth

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#37
There is this thing called the Deestroy medal, it is a medal awarded to the best player in the grand final, what a grand final is, is the last game of a season, where the two best sides do battle to determine the bestest most awesome side of that season. The Burger won that medal.
If Bosh wants the better Deestroy Medal, he's free to join the Demons...
 

Footypie32

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Thread starter #39
Just direct me to the Opium.

You'll be wanting the Shisha room, then. It's simple, just go down this hall, then turn left, then right, then go up the second flight of stairs on your left, but not all the way. Then it's just the 38th door on your left. :)
 

The Jet

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#46
We also have an exclusive opportunity for two lucky SFAers as part of our initial Waiting Staff. If you feel you have what it takes please supply your resume within. Experience preferred. Moustache optional. Thank you.

Got to have The Jet in, even as a waiter. Unsure on my experience but for Saints fans in the building I have energy drinks & for others, I have whatever they want ... But one thing, I only work as a topless (almost) waiter!

 

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Got to have The Jet in, even as a waiter. Unsure on my experience but for Saints fans in the building I have energy drinks & for others, I have whatever they want ... But one thing, I only work as a topless (almost) waiter!



Please, Sir. I already told you that you are not to come in the front door when collecting the rubbish! Please bring the truck around the back, away from the eyes of our distinguished members. :oops:
 
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