Media The American Experiment - neal09 joins the Gumbies

[Dav]

Ladies and gentleman of the Sweet Football Association,

I am here to announce the greatest cross code experiment in SFA history.

Already in 'the other game', we have seen raging crosscode success stories. Mason Cox. Colm Begley. Israel Folau. The list goes on. And its time to bring some of that sweet sweet goodness to our league.

I am here to announce the arrival of my American friend neal09. Fresh off the plane from New York, Neal is a hunk of a man, representing Quendelton State University in lacross, softball and beach volleyball. He has no knowledge of the game of qooty or footy, but his physical and posting potential make him of the most promising players we've seen in some time.

Due to the magnitude of this event, I've opened up a thread to allow clubs to bid for his services. Remember, he is American, so money talks, but at the end of the day he just wants to experience some good Aussie banter and get away from all that asinine American garbage. (TJASTA do your thing).

neal09, welcome to the Sweet FA, and good luck.

UPDATE: Neal has joined the Gumbies!

 

[JT_the_Man]

Welcome neal09

 

[TJASTA]

My great uncle stole a bottle of whiskey of a Yank solider in World War II. He never drank it

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Join the Drop Bears.

 

[neal09]

Thank you for your kind introduction davva, and hello friends. I'm very pleased to start my burgeoning career here, and despite my complete lack of knowledge and expertise on this sport, I can personally guarantee that my work ethic, physical drive, and utter and complete dedication to shitposting will bring successful results wherever I land.

 

[U2tigers]

Thank you for your kind introduction davva, and hello friends. I'm very pleased to start my burgeoning career here, and despite my complete lack of knowledge and expertise on this sport, I can personally guarantee that my work ethic, physical drive, and utter and complete dedication to shitposting will bring successful results wherever I land.

sounds like a good Wonders prospect to me.

 

[Barrybran]

will bring successful results wherever I land

Looks at flair

Until you inevitably s**t the bed. Welcome aboard!

 

[BLERN]

neal09 is the new favourite to win the EKA according to QrownBet

 

[Dav]

neal09 is the new favourite to win the EKA according to QrownBet

We've actually suspended markets.

 

[BLERN]

We've actually suspended markets.

Cant wait till he joins tl15's hip new group S club 7 or whatever it is they are called.

 

[Dav]

Cant wait till he joins tl15's hip new group S club 7 or whatever it is they are called.

I'm not letting neal09 near them.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Thank you for your kind introduction davva, and hello friends. I'm very pleased to start my burgeoning career here, and despite my complete lack of knowledge and expertise on this sport, I can personally guarantee that my work ethic, physical drive, and utter and complete dedication to shitposting will bring successful results wherever I land.

You have a fair ego.

The East Side Hawks are in.

We were just discussing this afternoon how por_please_ya has the Filth Medal stitched up, she needs competition.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Thank you for your kind introduction davva, and hello friends. I'm very pleased to start my burgeoning career here, and despite my complete lack of knowledge and expertise on this sport, I can personally guarantee that my work ethic, physical drive, and utter and complete dedication to shitposting will bring successful results wherever I land.

This is the greatest first post I’ve ever seen.

We at the Wonders love a good project player.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Join the Dragons, neal09. We've had a big finals streak going over the last few seasons, and we're looking for a rookie who wants in.

 

[U2tigers]

This is the greatest first post I’ve ever seen.

We at the Wonders love a good project player.

Yep.

Wonders sign neal09

 

[sausageroll]

Thank you for your kind introduction davva, and hello friends. I'm very pleased to start my burgeoning career here, and despite my complete lack of knowledge and expertise on this sport, I can personally guarantee that my work ethic, physical drive, and utter and complete dedication to shitposting will bring successful results wherever I land.

Shitposting? Sounds like the you belong at the Furies


...but don't go there

 

[TJASTA]

Thank you for your kind introduction davva, and hello friends. I'm very pleased to start my burgeoning career here, and despite my complete lack of knowledge and expertise on this sport, I can personally guarantee that my work ethic, physical drive, and utter and complete dedication to shitposting will bring successful results wherever I land.

Like shitposting?
Join #teamEAD

 

[Yakker]

Thank you for your kind introduction davva, and hello friends. I'm very pleased to start my burgeoning career here, and despite my complete lack of knowledge and expertise on this sport, I can personally guarantee that my work ethic, physical drive, and utter and complete dedication to shitposting will bring successful results wherever I land.

So you have no idea about qooty? You’ll fit right in with us.

Demons sign neal09

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You pathetic losers.

I claimed him first, y’all.

 

[BLERN]

neal09 you have alot of people squabbling over you but none of them are asking you.

If you would like to branch out to your own club and try and make your own mark on the league, i would be happy to offer you the help and assistance to become the type of poster you wish to become.

We at the gumbies would welcome you with open arms if it is what you wish. If you wish to be with kdavva74 then i will completely understand that aswell. But we have something that his club doesnt, premium positions available. And you wont get pushed into an on field spot where you get horrible stats.

 

[U2tigers]

neal09 you have alot of people squabbling over you but none of them are asking you.

If you would like to branch out to your own club and try and make your own mark on the league, i would be happy to offer you the help and assistance to become the type of poster you wish to become.

We at the gumbies would welcome you with open arms if it is what you wish. If you wish to be with kdavva74 then i will completely understand that aswell. But we have something that his club doesnt, premium positions available. And you wont get pushed into an on field spot where you get horrible stats.

* you've changed.

that was your worst moment in the SFA

 

[U2tigers]

You pathetic losers.

I claimed him first, y’all.

I thought you recruit your own.

 

[BLERN]

**** you've changed.

that was your worst moment in the SFA

Dont worry im sure i will have even more horrible moments to come

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I thought you recruit your own.

I don't know what that means. My own family?

 

[U2tigers]

I don't know what that means. My own family?

no that you go off board and find the guns yourself