The Ashes

[Admiral Byng]

Series is all over.

Wonder what's on NetFlix...

 

[Righteo]

We've become Pakistan.

 

[salim malik]

This is a train wreck.Clark and Voges to make 150 each

 

[salim malik]

Who won the toss?

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

That is a shocking wicket. Even commentators are saying wtf

 

[salim malik]

Doctored pitch ?

 

[salim malik]

We have to make England bat in the second innings.By the look of the pitch 50 would be a good total.

 

[salim malik]

We won't make 50

 

[Allikat]

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

It's like watching Freo v st kilda 2013/14. We are shocking

 

[yakka man]

I wish I could turn it off but I can't.

 

[StingBitten]

We've been ripping into India for years and condemning their attitude to overseas tours... we're pathetic.

We'll win every single test match this Summer though and I'll still be thoroughly unconvinced.

 

[Righteo]

We've been ripping into India for years and condemning their attitude to overseas tours... we're pathetic.

We'll win every single test match this Summer though and I'll still be thoroughly unconvinced.

Aren't you a Proteas fan?

 

[Scham]

Geez, Ben Stokes is a good player

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Should declare now and see how we go bowling. It's not like an extra 20 runs is gonna make a difference

 

[Scham]

Doctored pitch ?

It's a two sided coin that gets tossed. We've got good bowlers too. Supposedly some of the best in the world if you listen to the Aussie media.

 

[salim malik]

Should declare now and see how we go bowling. It's not like an extra 20 runs is gonna make a difference

Yep this is clever plan to get the Poms in early on this pitch.

 

[jedi mind tricks]

Is it possible to not hand over the ashes? We could hide it. It's small enough to hide might get it back through customs.

Just say we lost it or something.

Or we could just refuse to hand it over. I mean what are they going to do? Remove us from the Commonwealth.

 

[Taylor]

England could declare and bowl us out again then chase 200 off thirteen sessions

 

[ydraw]

I thought it always stayed at Lord's anyway, no matter who has it.

 

[freddieflintoff]

Lot of cricket to played yet. Strange selection & extra batsman didn't help. Looks like another 3 day test .

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Why couldn't it have been broad instead of Anderson who got injured

 

[Sweetback]

We are shit

 

[Fabregas]

Was joking to a mate after Smith fell that we would be bowled out in the 1st session. Didn't really expect it to happen

 

[jedi mind tricks]

Lot of cricket to played yet. Strange selection & extra batsman didn't help. Looks like another 3 day test .

Try 2 days