The Association Football AFL Thread 2.0

[TubbsFarquhar]

Jobe always sounds like he's half drunk slurring everything he says. Lucky his dad got him a job

My commentary dream team:
Play-by-play: Darcy and Dwayne
Special Comments: Jobe and Nate Jones
Boundary Rider: Ricciuto

 

[Bradesmaen]

Because his second favourite club to watch is playing. He’s on his weekly Carlton/ProCarltonUmpiring/Cripps/Saad watch.

It‘s his favourite pastime. Wait until one of our players makes a kicking error.

Good one babz

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Jobe always sounds like he's half drunk slurring everything he says. Lucky his dad got him a job.

In the pre-game while discussing today's other games

"Geelong have really put their gas to the metal this year"

WTF was in Thymosin Beta 4. Fried Jobe's brain.

Why don't you turn it off lol

Why do all your insta stories have you in Gunners attire?

EPL doesn't start for an hour and a half and no ROM-COMS in this house.

Because his second favourite club to watch is playing. He’s on his weekly Carlton/ProCarltonUmpiring/Cripps/Saad watch.

It‘s his favourite pastime. Wait until one of our players makes a kicking error.

nibble nibble.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Serong, so wrong.

 

[RPCB]

nibble nibble.

Nibble to you too.

“Geelong have really put their gas to the metal this year"

 

[chef]

My commentary dream team:
Play-by-play: Darcy and Dwayne
Special Comments: Jobe and Nate Jones
Boundary Rider: Ricciuto

 

[Bradesmaen]

Nibble to you too.

“Geelong have really put their gas to the metal this year"

 

[Art Vandelay_]

My commentary dream team:
Play-by-play: Darcy and Dwayne
Special Comments: Jobe and Nate Jones
Boundary Rider: Ricciuto

The real reason Chopper Reid got his ears cut off.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Needs more Brett Kirk

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Nibble to you too.

“Geelong have really put their gas to the metal this year"

Was a reply to Chef about Jobe being a doofus.

You are the weirdest bloke going around.

 

[Cruyff14]

Why do all your insta stories have you in Gunners attire?

Untrue.

 

[SM]

Geeze Freo really do crumble in the wet.

 

[RPCB]

Was a reply to Chef about Jobe being a doofus.

You are the weirdest bloke going around.

Relax, you big meanie.

I quoted your post and removed your other replies and just left yours to me in (“nibble nibble”) and replied to you. But then I wanted to reply to your Jobe quote and found it easier just to copy and paste it into my reply to you.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

There's no way Melbourne are going B2B based on this. The Swans are the only team capable of beating the Cats. Maybe Collingwood too.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Geeze Freo really do crumble in the wet.

That'll drag down their disposal ratings

 

[Bradesmaen]

Relax, you big meanie.

I quoted your post and removed your other replies and just left yours to me in (“nibble nibble”) and replied to you. But then I wanted to reply to your Jobe quote and found it easier just to copy and paste it into my reply to you.

Just add it to your bookmarks

 

[RPCB]

Just add it to your bookmarks

Don’t worry, I’ll remember.

 

[RPCB]

Everyone else : 5 seconds left, kill the contest

Carlton player : Watch me bump this guy after his kick for the very obvious downfield free kick.

 

[RPCB]

Barcelona about to get an idea and sign Jake Lever

8

Jake Lever

Age

28

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

4.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.3

3star

MG

242.0

4star

D

9.6

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

3.1

2star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.3

2star

MG

145.4

3star

D

16.0

4star

K

11.0

4star

HB

5.0

4star

M

6.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

189.8

4star

.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Barcelona about to get an idea and sign Jake Lever.

Melbournes Harry Maguire

 

[RPCB]

Jack Newnes

32

Jack Newnes

Age

31

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.0

5star

K

11.3

4star

HB

7.7

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

CL

1.3

3star

D

12.0

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

CL

0.0

1star

D

13.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

5.8

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

CL

0.4

3star

is genuinely a s**t AFL football player. If he’s not on Carlton’s list next year, no one else will go near him. That’s how horrible I think he is.

 

[SM]

Melbournes Harry Maguire

Think he was making an economic lever joke.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Think he was making an economic lever joke.

 

[gaskin]

This game should be well and truely over. s**t goal kicking again has kept the cum stains in this.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Well done Blues. Earned your way into September.