The Association Football Cricket thread

[Art Vandelay_]

Cricket pr0n.



Some of the late movement

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Patto Patto Patto.
Cost us big time

 

[BluesMan]

Havent watched any of the match so far, hows the pitch?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

******* hell Cricket Australia take the cake. The biggest pack of muppets cake that is.

Marsh and Sayers in the touring party sitting on the sideline but but let's send Maxwell over to be an emergency fielder

Never mind that it rules him out of the next Shield game. Bunch of morons.

 

[Van_Dyke]

******* hell Cricket Australia take the cake. The biggest pack of muppets cake that is.

Marsh and Sayers in the touring party sitting on the sideline but but let's send Maxwell over to be an emergency fielder

Never mind that it rules him out of the next Shield game. Bunch of morons.

What makes it even stupider, is the fact that they are doing this so Marsh can play shield.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What makes it even stupider, is the fact that they are doing this so Marsh can play shield.

*en lol. Hadn't heard that part.

Seriously, they couldn't organise a root in a brothel. Useless twats from Sutherland down.

Hahahahaha you just have to laugh don't you.

 

[Jatz]

Makes sense for Marsh to go play shield. I just don't know why that means you send Maxwell over...

 

[BluesMan]

Yeah surely some gun grade fielder will do the job.

NZ showing their true colours, they're a really average test team

 

[Jatz]

They certainly are. Only going to get worse with McCullum out of the side. They're probably 2 bowlers and batsman short from being a real top side.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

More like a competent spinner and about 2-3 batsmen short of being a good side.

 

[Jatz]

Boult is the only quality paceman there. Southee is average at best. The others are rubbish.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

I don't think they're that far off. A solid spinner and 1-2 solid batsmen and they'll be set.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

that's a long way off then

 

[Art Vandelay_]

When Guptill ceases to get a game they'll be going in the right direction.

 

[Jatz]

Guptill is quite good in NZ. He should never travel anywhere else though.

 

[Jatz]

How good is Voges?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Lol at that 6 fer.

Absolute dross.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Guptill is quite good in NZ. He should never travel anywhere else though.

That's a bit generous. Ave 36 isn't that great. Ave of 30 overall.

Hence why they'll be moving forward once he gets left out.

 

[Jatz]

That's a bit generous. Ave 36 isn't that great. Ave of 30 overall.

Hence why they'll be moving forward once he gets left out.

All depends who replaces him. I must admit, I thought he'd performed better than that at home.

Patto > Siddle every day of the week (and twice on Sunday's).

 

[Art Vandelay_]

All depends who replaces him. I must admit, I thought he'd performed better than that at home.

Of course, probably why he's still there, somehow still the best option.

Patto > Siddle every day of the week (and twice on Sunday's).

Pffft! We've just found a new demon speedster for Vic who's better than both. Already played tests as well

 

[Jatz]

Of course, probably why he's still there, somehow still the best option.


Pffft! We've just found a new demon speedster for Vic who's better than both. Already played tests as well

Who's the new demon speedster?

 

[Van_Dyke]

Who's the new demon speedster?

DPatto

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Who's the new demon speedster?

2 overs 1/4....

Spoiler: ...

MS Wade

 

[eth-dog]

Our best attack is clearly Lyon, Starc, Pattinson and Hazlewood.

 

[Jatz]

Can't argue with that.

The best thing is that all of those bowlers bring something different to the attack.