The Association Football Cricket thread

[Zidane98]

If I wanted to watch a game of hit and giggle I'd go watch park cricket

You really don't like T20 big gash by the sound of it.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Based on scores he hit over 12 months ago. He's living off past glories, his recent average is absolutely atrocious.

Handscomb is a walking wicket with the bat. If this game was in Melbourne it would be Maxwell in for Pete. Instead, it will be Maxwell in for Mitch Marsh in Melbourne.

And mitch marsh is living off what exactly? He's always been s**t. Poor mans Jarrad Waite.

 

[Jatz]

And mitch marsh is living off what exactly? He's always been s**t. Poor mans Jarrad Waite.

His ability to bowl.

We've kind of been over this but Marsh and Handscomb both won't hit runs. You may as well play the guy that can also help out with the bowling.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

His ability to bowl.

We've kind of been over this but Marsh and Handscomb both won't hit runs. You may as well play the guy that can also help out with the bowling.

His bowling is s**t and he's bowled once in like forever. The Poms will milk his t***ies.

 

[Jatz]

His bowling is s**t and he's bowled once in like forever. The Poms will milk his t***ies.

Lol, no they won't. They'd have to actually be decent at batting and they most certainly are not.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

So we’re pucking the hack because England are too s**t to hit him.
Inspired.

He should be washed, peeled, sliced and thrown in oil.

 

[go you pups]

So we’re pucking the hack because England are too s**t to hit him.
Inspired.

He should be washed, peeled, sliced and thrown in oil.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Lol, no they won't. They'd have to actually be decent at batting and they most certainly are not.

He'll play Root into form within 3 overs

 

[WealstoneRaider]

The ashes is finished. England can’t play inAustralia and vice versa. Lame

 

[jd2010]

The ashes is finished. England can’t play inAustralia and vice versa. Lame

Only one of the two tends to embarrass themselves 5-0 though

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Only one of the two tends to embarrass themselves 5-0 though

Aren’t you a ******* kiwi?

 

[jd2010]

Aren’t you a ******* kiwi?

Only when talking about rugby union

 

[Art Vandelay_]

 

[jd2010]

Is that part of that world test league format?

 

[Jatz]

2020/21 is going to be a s**t year of cricket.

 

[jd2010]

2020/21 is going to be a s**t year of cricket.

Why?

Home series against India is always decent. Afghanistan tests in Hobart and Canberra would make sense

 

[Jatz]

Why?

Home series against India is always decent. Afghanistan tests in Hobart and Canberra would make sense

Only 3 test series for the year, 1 of which is against Afghanistan.

 

[Jatz]

Interesting that we don't play the Windies in a test series until 2022/23

 

[jd2010]

Only 3 test series for the year, 1 of which is against Afghanistan.

Most years will have 3-4 series though.

2 of the 3 that year are good ones. The year after only 1 of the 3 is

 

[Jatz]

Most years will have 3-4 series though.

2 of the 3 that year are good ones. The year after only 1 of the 3 is

We lost last time we played Pakistan away, I'm pretty sure.

 

[jd2010]

We lost last time we played Pakistan away, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah I'm pretty sure we did. But with the time zone and time of year it's a forgettable tour. SA away is much easier get into I've found

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Unchanged. LOL.

 

[Jatz]

Who else would they bring in?

Woakes the only one I'd probably drop but who for?

 

[eth-dog]

Who else would they bring in?

Woakes the only one I'd probably drop but who for?

I dunno, maybe one of Vince or Malan and bring Foakes in as keeper so Bairstow can bat top 5?

 

[Jatz]

I dunno, maybe one of Vince or Malan and bring Foakes in as keeper so Bairstow can bat top 5?

Could do. I really don't rate Bairstow with the bat though. Promoting him up the order wouldn't do much I don't think.