FTA-TV The Bachelor (Aus)

[Shell]

And this is the Bachette

 

[Shell]

Lmfao sorry for the multi posts but gotta post this exchange between Chad and his best mate:

Daniel: “It gets difficult because then it’s like, the more I talk to you, I get dragged down.”
Chad: “Yeah.”
Daniel: “It’s like, you know, let’s just pretend you’re Hitler. If I’m friends with you …”
Chad: (blank stare) “Let’s not pretend I’m Hitler.”
Daniel: “Well, let’s just say it. Let’s just say it.”
Chad: (blank stare) “Let’s not say it.”
Daniel: (starts to sputter) “Okay, well, let’s say you’re Donald Trump or something like that. I mean, if I hang out with you, it’s gonna make me look bad, too, right? So, let’s, like, be not so much like Hitler. Maybe be more like Mussolini, you know? Or Bush, right? So, I mean, just maybe take it down a notch, right? You know, talking like, you know, two guys, right? One man to another.”
Chad: (death glare)

 

[HBF]

And this is the Bachette

Yeah she is good looking.

 

[mandy]

I'm pretty confident I've watched 90% of all Bach/Bachette seasons ever aired.

I'm 100% confident none of them have ever included the need for security detail to ghost every step a contestant makes, even when they were sleeping, to protect the other contestants.

This could possibly be the best season ever.

 

[Shell]

Tonight HBF tonight.

 

[HBF]

Tonight HBF tonight.

Thanks Shell
Will let MEB_ know.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Thanks Shell
Will let MEB_ know.

Only if I can have the TV back after!

 

[HBF]

Only if I can have the TV back after!

 

[dart]

Oh and there’s random security guards now wandering around the mansion due to the constant threat that is Chad.
.

on board with this . . .

chad. . what a loose cannon.

so jealous of them all getting to

Spoiler

go to Heinz field and catch passes from ben rothlisberger

 

[Shell]

Get to the ****ing 2 on 1 ffs

 

[Shell]

Middle of nowhere check
Bear check
Axes check
Rapids check
Mad chad check

Dis not gonna end good

 

[dart]

I should also add as a community service announcement - Season 2 of UnReal has just kicked off - it appears it might get even more rawkuss than the first

 

[karencatsfan]

He even got a "to be continued"!!!

Bring on the pool party.

And another 'to be continued' with Chad lurking around their mansion in the woods!!

Not sure I can watch anymore when Chad gets the boot. (Damn you Alex )

Who do you like out of the guys Shell?

 

[Shell]

Chad is so going to be the next Bach.

Gals shall be lining up around the block.

 

[Shell]

And another 'to be continued' with Chad lurking around their mansion in the woods!!

Not sure I can watch anymore when Chad gets the boot. (Damn you Alex )

Who do you like out of the guys Shell?

Yeah I know he's been good value.

Not sure really, i don't have any favourites- idk maybe Derek or maybe the army guy?? Not the ex-pro footballer or ripped shirt.

 

[Shell]

Thanks Shell
Will let MEB_ know.

Only if I can have the TV back after!

Did you guise watch?

 

[HBF]

Did you guise watch?

Nah I passed on it. Couldn't dedicate a couple of hours to it.

 

[Shell]

It is a bit long. If only one could just fast fwd thru the usually boring af one on one dates. Would cut it down a fair bit.

Also wth is with all the bands serenading them. I would hate that shit.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Did you guise watch?

No way! I can't watch it for two hours

 

[Shell]

And another 'to be continued' with Chad lurking around their mansion in the woods!!

Not sure I can watch anymore when Chad gets the boot. (Damn you Alex )

Who do you like out of the guys Shell?

Who do you like??

 

[karencatsfan]

Who do you like??

Think his name is Robbie (the ex swimmer). He'd be my favourite.
Can't stand 'erectile dysfunction clinic' guy.

And I'm with you-shorten the 1:1 dates, don't need to see them kissing/gazing at each other/slow dancing to weird lame bands.

 

[Shell]

Think his name is Robbie (the ex swimmer). He'd be my favourite.
Can't stand 'erectile dysfunction clinic' guy.

And I'm with you-shorten the 1:1 dates, don't need to see them kissing/gazing at each other/slow dancing to weird lame bands.

Yeah that's ripped shirt.

How ****ing weird was the "sex stand up" club. Or should that be "stand up sex" club. I didn't blame Chad for telling everyone to get ****ed on that one as well.

Altho did laugh with his epic fail at kissing JoJo.

 

[HBF]

It is a bit long. If only one could just fast fwd thru the usually boring af one on one dates. Would cut it down a fair bit.

Also wth is with all the bands serenading them. I would hate that shit.

Pretty sure the aussie version only went for an hour. Much better format.

 

[karencatsfan]

Yeah that's ripped shirt.

How ****ing weird was the "sex stand up" club. Or should that be "stand up sex" club. I didn't blame Chad for telling everyone to get ****ed on that one as well.

Altho did laugh with his epic fail at kissing JoJo.

I thought the couples yoga date was bizarre last week, but that stand up place took the cake. Weird indeed.

But then again, JoJo getting lowered into the burning hot tub with that guy's hand all over her bum (& her telling him he was a 'true gentleman') wasn't my idea of a fun date. I pass out in hot water lol.

Looking forward to next ep.

 

[Shell]

I thought the couples yoga date was bizarre last week, but that stand up place took the cake. Weird indeed.

But then again, JoJo getting lowered into the burning hot tub with that guy's hand all over her bum (& her telling him he was a 'true gentleman') wasn't my idea of a fun date. I pass out in hot water lol.

Looking forward to next ep.

Oh yeah forgot about that one- whoopee going to the gym first date, bet that made a great first impression.

And am with you re. hot tubs, can't stand really really hot temperatures, give us a pool party any day.