FTA-TV The Bachette: now with disingenuine bachelors and timmay the cafe enthusiast

[Shell]

Oh cheers for the MEB_

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

Yeh im glad im not the Bachelorette that bunch of flowers would not be great for my hayfever

 

[Shell]

Ok the first couple guys look like absolute plonkers.

No chance.

 

[Shell]

TimM

TIMM.

Yeah fking plonker gtfo. Take the extra M with you.

 

[Shell]

And i hate men with long hair. Such a turn off. My ex had long hair. /shudder Girls are meant to have long hair.

 

[Shell]

The love child of Lucius Malfoy and Austin Powers, Ciarran describes his above look as "sexual Willy Wonka" and that is a truly unsettling sentence we never, ever want to hear again.


Yup these guys are clearly here for the lols. And booze.

 

[Shell]

So are we all down for Wednesday night LIVE?

The_Todd07


/ill tag everyone else later.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Here Are The Handsome Kents Who'll Be Wooing Angie On 'The Bachelorette'

Featuring a BMX stunt rider and not one but two firefighters.

www.pedestrian.tv

Yoohoo Shell

 

[Shell]

Thanks!!!

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

Theres a new promo out- this firefighter who looks like a bit of a honey + a lab puppie



/still prefer cops tho, over firemen

 

[Shell]

Amidst the typical bunch of tradies and adventure sports enthusiasts, we have some interesting types. Jess, for instance, works in local politics and is weirded-out by women with big feet.

Matt is a BMX stunt rider from Queensland, who prides himself on his ability to make a good cheese platter, while Josh owns a mobile zoo, whatever that is.

Haydn is a firefighter who prides himself on having immaculate hair, while Jamie is also a firefighter, and says he has travelled to 116 countries.

Timm, down in front there with the long mane of hair, is a fireproofer, so there’s a definite emphasis on fire safety this season, it’s fair to say.

There’s also a new twist coming to the Bachelorette in the form of a 24-Hour-Yellow-Rose. That sounds like something I’m not flexible enough to try, but a source from 10 explained to us:

 

[Shell]

LOL pb went on this show!!! He's Jess

 

[Shell]

Must admit enjoying reading the posts on GD- addiction thread. Some real rants in there about reality TV and esp those who watch it.


They probably watch it themselves the dickwads

 

[imadodgyumpire]

LOL pb went on this show!!! He's Jess

Who's pb?

 

[Shell]

Who's pb?

Perthblue

Its a line about him not liking big feet

 

[Shell]

MEB_ if you could delete the poll, when you get a chance, cheers.

 

[Shell]

Thank u

 

[010203]

Due to daylight saving, I'll be watching this an hour later than everybody else. Love Island, Bride and Prejudice and the Bachelorette are all on Wednesday and Thursday night.

 

[Shell]

Oh Qld. Damn it.

 

[Lemma]

Jess is a girl's name. Seriously

Always suss on guys who have girls' names.

 

[Shell]

Starts tomorrow

BUT OMG WE LIKE THE *ing DEVIL WATCHING THIS WORSE THAN PLAYING FKIMG FORTNITE FOR 12 HOURS A DAY OMG WE ALL LOSERS

 

[Shell]

Jess is a girl's name. Seriously

Always suss on guys who have girls' names.

It should be JessE shouldmt it

 

[LukeParkerno1]

1 day everyone