Unofficial Preview The Battle of the (Useless) Bastards- House Fugazi vs House Woosha - Opposition Supporters Welcome

[TheDarkDwarf]

And so it came to pass that in the autumn of the Year ’19 that the once great Houses of Fugazi and Woosha set forth to do battle to finally settle the age old question of who were the real masters of the Gee. Ser Gill of House always changing the Rules had for many years forced House Fugazi to do battle on the terms determined by House Woosha. Now however, House Fugazi and been given the advantage that they rightfully deserve to defend their own house, and on their own terms.

However, both Houses had suffered terrible defeats in the lead up to this fateful day. Lord Stumblebum of House Moorabbin and the House of Sheeds giants had cruelly exposed the ineptitude of House Woosha. Whilst House Fugazi had completely forgotten that the season had started and commenced their fitness regime at the House of Poooort and the House of Pussies.

It is foretold in the ancient annals from the Citadel that the battle will ultimately culminate in Woosha’s demise, the complete extinction of House Woosha and the resurrection of the House of Hird. He should thank the God of Light that he is not playing the House of Dogs this weekend.

Thus the restoration of House Fugazi as the rulers of Easteros is complete with Clarry dubbed King of the Gee and Lord Goodwin, King of Easteros. Lauded from every point of the compass for reinvigorating House Fugazi Goodwin has stated that our DNA is back, (that thieving Bitch Cersei had it obviously) and that our Journey can only continue onwards and upwards.

As set out in the ancient tomes Dees by 15

 

[Crimson Azure]

STFU MFC you suck!

Dank ftw!

 

[MightyHawks]

It's great that you have a banter thread

Hope you are still running them by round 7 when you are 0-6

 

[TDay]

0-6 sounds like the hawthorn plan for number of first round draft picks to actually take over the next 6 years

 

[schmuttt]

It's great that you have a banter thread

Hope you are still running them by round 7 when you are 0-6

No one asked for your input hawfie

 

[owen87]

At least all the players will be able to head out drinking after the game since they’ll be pretty fresh still, and I can’t imagine there’ll be any contact.

Maybe Oliver can flop over when Fantasia looks in his direction to make it seem competitive.

 

[Haychh]

At least you guys don't have Dean Kent anymore he was in the famous category of "Shittruck footballers Essendon make look like Garry Ablett Sr"

 

[DapperDon]

 

[DeesFanTheMan]

love it

 

[MightyHawks]

No one asked for your input hawfie

Well I thought I needed to flesh out your thread a bit - it's a bit quiet

Clearly not many Dees fans young enough to be able to use the interwebs to contribute to the thread

 

[Scythe94]

Well I thought I needed to flesh out your thread a bit - it's a bit quiet

Clearly not many Dees fans young enough to be able to use the interwebs to contribute to the thread

Don’t you have some umpires to go and complain about?

 

[CWaffles]

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POTY

 

[MightyHawks]

Don’t you have some umpires to go and complain about?

The umpires were so bad at our game last week they'll be banished to your bottom of the ladder clash - is it the Mark Neeld Cup tomorrow night?

 

[TheCount]

The umpires were so bad at our game last week they'll be banished to your bottom of the ladder clash - is it the Mark Neeld Cup tomorrow night?

Actually they're doing the Carlton v Sydney game, which I'm sure we can all have a good laugh about.

 

[Crimson Azure]

It's great that you have a banter thread

Hope you are still running them by round 7 when you are 0-6

You probably also hope this post doesn’t get you a holiday.

 

[Crimson Azure]

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Unrealistic. No chance one of our teams doesn’t kick in the wrong direction and score a behind for the opposition.

 

[PitchBlease]

Unrealistic. No chance one of our teams doesn’t kick in the wrong direction and score a behind for the opposition.

i think 7 consecutive 50s illegally taking the ball carrier beyond the goal line into the stands and scoring by default is (slightly) more likely, frankly

 

[MightyHawks]

You probably also hope this post doesn’t get you a holiday.

But isn't this a banter thread?

Sorry. We don't really have them on our board. I wish we did

I misunderstood. I'll rewrite - Well done guys, you tried so hard in the first two rounds, I'm sure it'll turn around soon. Melbourne certainly one of my favourite teams. Love the way your team goes about it. Look forward to chatting about our match against you in the lead up to round 7!

 

[Crimson Azure]

i think 7 consecutive 50s illegally taking the ball carrier beyond the goal line into the stands and scoring by default is (slightly) more likely, frankly

Perhaps the entire game plays out with free kick reversals between the 50’s. No team goes inside 50 at all.

 

[TDay]

But isn't this a banter thread?

Sorry. We don't really have them on our board. I wish we did

I misunderstood. I'll rewrite - Well done guys, you tried so hard in the first two rounds, I'm sure it'll turn around soon. Melbourne certainly one of my favourite teams. Love the way your team goes about it. Look forward to chatting about our match against you in the lead up to round 7!

So if you are in a dees vs bombers banter thread, bantering against the dees, i can only assume that you are pro essendon and a fan of james hird

 

[Crimson Azure]

But isn't this a banter thread?

Sorry. We don't really have them on our board. I wish we did

I misunderstood. I'll rewrite - Well done guys, you tried so hard in the first two rounds, I'm sure it'll turn around soon. Melbourne certainly one of my favourite teams. Love the way your team goes about it. Look forward to chatting about our match against you in the lead up to round 7!

Pure hilarity!

Come back when we play whorethorn.

 

[MightyHawks]

So if you are in a dees vs bombers banter thread, bantering against the dees, i can only assume that you are pro essendon and a fan of james hird

That's real low

Though I quite like Hirdy at the moment - he seems to cause more heartache at Bomberland than even i would ever hope for

 

[TDay]

That's real low

Though I quite like Hirdy at the moment - he seems to cause more heartache at Bomberland than even i would ever hope for

Welcome aboard and thanks for your support

 

[bingers]

Is it the Chris Heffernan Cup?

Or perhaps the Gary Moorcroft Cup?

 

[Sprout]