Certified Legendary Thread The Bay 13 Official eSports thread - No Jose

[zackah]

Post all your eSports news and results here. Get onboard and follow your favourite team to victory in 2018! Which of course will need to be us, because none of you minnow flogs have one

It's possible I just found out eSports was an actual thing, but given the bay is filled with basement dwelling virgin nerds I expect this thread will prove quite popular.

Mods please add official team stuff prefix to thread. Thanks

 

[oogac]

You need to change your name to ezackah

Regards eoogac

 

[zackah]

Prefix added. Sweet

Whilst I'm at it, can we get the trophy points back?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Mods please add official team stuff prefix to thread. Thanks

I tried, but my finger slipped.

BigJoeDee_

 

[zackah]

I tried, but my finger slipped.

BigJoeDee_

I saw what you did there. And you call yourself a supporter.

No eSports premiership DVD for you

 

[BigJoeD_]

I saw what you did there. And you call yourself a supporter.

No eSports premiership DVD for you

It would appear you melted too e-soon...

 

[zackah]

It would appear you melted too e-soon...

eBetter

 

[dirty2]

Houston outlaws!!! Lol

 

[Freofalcon]

Certified legendary??

It's not even an hour old.

 

[largebus]

No anti doping controls in eSports yet. Very impressive, Bummers, very impressive.

 

[zackah]

No anti doping controls in eSports yet. Very impressive, Bummers, very impressive.

Abyss will make use of Essendon's facilities and resources at the club with the view to immerse the esports team with the AFL's elite sporting environment.

Presumably this includes off-site facilities as well.

 

[A Cut Above]

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...alian-esports-team-abyss-20171207-h00vmw.html

Surprisingly the team Essendon* bought don't play Counterstrike, where apparently wall hacks & aimbots are rampant

 

[hawkman]

Probably purchased some Russian hackers on the side to improve their chances

 

[zackah]

News just in - Norf also considering an eSports team acquisition

 

[KardiniaPark]

OP is a PHAG.

 

[Jazny]

I scored a goal in Rocket League once!! *puts on my eSports sunglasses*

 

[Smeg Head]

A League of Legends team? * me even when the Bombres try to be hip and with it they are ******* boring.

 

[zackah]

OP is a PHAG.

*ePHAG

A League of Legends team? **** me even when the Bombres try to be hip and with it they are ******* boring.

ahem...

after announcing the purchase of Australian top tier outfit Abyss.

Big1

 

[Smeg Head]

*ePHAG

ahem...

Big1

PUBG or GTFO, isn't that right Chief?

 

[Art Corvelay]

Stealing ideas off West Horsham, how low can the Bombers sink?

http://www.afc.com.au/news/2017-05-17/crows-strike-esports-agreement

 

[Dan]

Ladies and gentlemen it can be revealed that the Essendon Football Club have also purchased an eSports supporter group team....

Spoiler

 

[zackah]

Stealing ideas off West Horsham, how low can the Bombers sink?

http://www.afc.com.au/news/2017-05-17/crows-strike-esports-agreement

Not the same - they won't be competing under the Crows banner and probably won't even be doing a pregame stare down of the other nerds.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Unless you're buying out a Korean team I don't like your chances of winning anything.

 

[David Schwarz]

Don't think we're in with a chance given the last time I was in Footscray I couldn't get wifi despite being next to the bloody modem

 

[Spongebob]

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