The Bay 13 understatement thread

[catscratchfever]

I present a perfect example of an understatement for educational purposes:

Sooky Is Goo is a little bit of a DH.

 

[the_interloper]

Mofra has managed to get a couple of roots in his time

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Nearly 63% of Geelonk's cheersquad are obese munters

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Jab Watson's grasp of the English language is a little shaky

 

[Coach_Required]

Essendon maybe going through a little final's appearance drought at the moment.

 

[jannissary]

there’s only a little bit of sibling love in tasmania

 

[catscratchfever]

Mofra has managed to get a couple of roots in his time

Being that he’s a mod, that’s probably an overstatement.

 

[catscratchfever]

there’s only a little bit of sibling love in tasmania

Good post! Give me a Tasmanian high-5!!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

John Farnham's farewell tour was understated

 

[Pistol Night]

John Farnham's farewell tour was understated

Actually using the word now so you get it right?

 

[catscratchfever]

Actually using the word now so you get it right?

And he still got it wrong. His implication being that it was very understated. Hopeless

 

[TY24]

This poll on the main bored isn't going the way Aristotle Pickett thought it would

 

[jannissary]

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This poll on the main bored isn't going the way Aristotle Pickett thought it would

dw he'd be voting the same if lalor caused the damage

 

[catscratchfever]

All the lefties will turn on each other

‘All’ doesn’t allow room for understatement you twit.

Sooky Is The Whinge doesn’t understand what ‘understatement’ means so here’s another example to clarify things for him:

Most right-wingers seem to enjoy horizontal folk-dancing with their cousins.

(The remainder prefer to partner their sisters.)

 

[StackedHunch]

‘All’ doesn’t allow room for understatement you twit.

Sooky Is The Whinge doesn’t understand what ‘understatement’ means so here’s another example to clarify things for him:

Most right-wingers seem to enjoy horizontal folk-dancing with their cousins.

(The remainder prefer to partner their sisters.)

MAGA people could often do with slightly more attention from the opposite sex.

 

[catscratchfever]

MAGA people could often do with slightly more attention from the opposite sex.

See Sooky Is Goo? That’s an understatement, you moran.

 

[V23]

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This poll on the main bored isn't going the way Aristotle Pickett thought it would

Is there a single area of the site where you don't get clowned on, Aristotle Pickett?

The Bay
Cricket Board
Main Bored

 

[TY24]

Is there a single part of the site where you don't get clowned on, Aristotle Pickett?

The Bay
Cricket Board
Main Bored

He managed one post on the West Coast board yesterday before being given das boot

 

[March Hare]

For most people, changing a flat tyre is a relatively simple task.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

John Farnham's farewell tour was understated

He gave his song to The Voice referendum brother.

 

[frggr]

Geelong is a ****ing shithole

Why did you censor winning?

 

[Dinsdale]

Some people in this thread get confused about irony

 

[Mofra]

James Bradshaw likes himself a little bit

 

[Footy Is Good]

Fremantle won't win the flag

 

[zackah]

The topic of conversation on the bay during the offseason got a little tiring