The Bay 13 understatement thread

[frggr]

The Facebook Karen's and Cookers are going to be rather upset tonight

About the Collingwood loss?

 

[frggr]

Irony is lost on a lot of Collingwood supporters

 

[James Colorado]

Irony is lost on a lot of Collingwood supporters

frggr may be limiting this statement to one supporter base.

 

[Baldur]

Dutton reacted to his election loss a little more gracefully than Trump did.

 

[StackedHunch]

Tom Lynch can sometimes be coaxed into doing unwise things on the field by opponents.

 

[James Colorado]

A not insignificant number of live game attendees could do with a refresher on how the holding the ball rule operates.

 

[Madas]

My two favourite threads might be Carlton and WC autopsies after a solid loss .

 

[Mofra]

Clayton Oliver

10

Clayton Oliver

Age

28

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

's contact may not quite be the raging success Melbourne hoped it would be.

 

[StackedHunch]

Noah Balta

21

Noah Balta

Age

26

Ht

194cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.7

3star

HB

3.1

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.9

4star

MG

236.3

4star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

5.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

0.3

1star

MG

233.0

4star

D

7.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.8

4star

MG

217.4

4star

isn't the most well-received player by the crowd at this time.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

It has not been a happy day for Willie Rioli

15

Willie Rioli

Age

30

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.6

3star

. Steven May

1

Steven May

Age

34

Ht

193cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.5

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

307.3

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

12.1

5star

HB

3.4

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

378.4

5star

D

12.4

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

and Dion Prestia

3

Dion Prestia

Age

33

Ht

175cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.1

5star

K

12.7

5star

HB

11.4

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

4.6

5star

D

21.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

10.8

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.2

5star

CL

3.2

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

6.8

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

1.4

4star

so far

 

[Baldur]

Fremantle may not be a top four team this year.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Bailey Smith

3

Bailey Smith

Age

25

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

seems to be working hard to become more hated by Bulldogs fans than Ryan Griffen since leaving the Kennel.

 

[Mofra]

Willie Rioli

15

Willie Rioli

Age

30

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.6

3star

probably isn't pursuing a career in academia once his time in the AFL is over.

 

[FISTO]

Willie Rioli probably isn't pursuing a career in academia once his time in the AFL is over.

I can't imagine he'll get a Gatorade sponsorship deal either

 

[frggr]

Willie Rioli probably isn't pursuing a career in academia once his time in the AFL is over.

Might get a job as Clive Palmer's replacement for H Fong

 

[zackah]

Willie Rioli probably isn't pursuing a career in academia once his time in the AFL is over.

Mofra should probably cross Darwin off his list of places to visit.

 

[StackedHunch]

There may be a slight gap between Jack Silvagni

3

Jack Silvagni

Age

28

Ht

194cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.9

4star

MG

176.9

3star

D

5.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

1.3

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

0.7

1star

MG

91.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.8

5star

MG

131.4

3star

's opinion of himself, and that of objective observers.

 

[frggr]

Carlton get a couple of 50/50 calls go their way

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

GWS go alright in Geelong.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Brisbane’s ladder position might flatter them slightly

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Gross had a moment he’d like to forget

 

[Hounddd]

The wider AFL community would be happy to see Mark Blitzcavs' contract extended at Geelong until 2032

 

[frggr]

The wider AFL community would be happy to see Mark Blitzcavs' contract extended at Geelong until 2032

Unironically yes.

Apart from the late miss, he's been very, very good

 

[Pistol Night]

Unironically yes.

Apart from the late miss, he's been very, very good

Always a campaigner of a match up with his tank

 

[frggr]

Always a campaigner of a match up with his tank