The Bay 13 understatement thread

[Elmer_Hauser]

It seems Bobby Hill maybe has a few things in common with Allen Christensen

3

Allen Christensen

Age

34

Ht

176cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.4

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

8.4

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

9.4

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.4

3star

and Wayne Carey.

Set to depart Collingwood at the end of the season in acrimonious terms like Jack Ginnivan a couple of years ago.

#WatchTheSpace.

 

[catscratchfever]

Floggingwad supporters are a little cheesed-off with their team’s recent record.

 

[JoseMourinho]

It might be hard for Fremantle to beat the Doggies.

 

[Mofra]

It might be hard for Fremantle to beat the Doggies.

Supporters of both teams this Sunday won't be feeling overly confident...

 

[jannissary]

whoever takes sam draper will certainly be paying overs for him

 

[JoseMourinho]

Bombers and Port fans must be really unhappy with their season.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The AFL's massive overreaction to Izak Rankine

23

Izak Rankine

Age

25

Ht

179cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.7

4star

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.7

4star

D

13.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

5star

CL

1.7

4star

's slur is possibly going to come back and bite them on the bum (especially next time the Filth play The Crom in Adelaide)

 

[the avoca drover]

going to come back and bite them on the bum

Reported for homophobic language.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The AFL might be slightly conflicted about the Rankike suspension and stalling for time while they try to dream up a semi-plausible reason for not throwing the book at him

Footy has always been about attrition.

Yes but there might be a few too many games in a season now

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

I suspect the AFL may be searching for any reason to reduce Rankines suspension, they may even be in cahoots with Adelaide .

 

[Mofra]

Essendon isn't quite having the September it would have been hoping for at the start of the season.

 

[Pistol Night]

Essendon isn't quite having the September it would have been hoping for at the start of the season.

On field its pretty standard

 

[V23]

Essendon isn't quite having the September it would have been hoping for at the start of the season.

zackah jannissary, can you confirm?

 

[jannissary]

zackah jannissary, can you confirm?

same feeling as carlton m8

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Essendon fans are being very selfish and ignorant with turning on their backs on Zerrett.

He is a peacock. You gotta let him fly

 

[Pistol Night]

Essendon fans are being very selfish and ignorant with turning on their backs on Zerrett.

He is a peacock. You gotta let him fly

They need to just get some chooks that are ****ed and can’t leave

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

They need to just get some chooks that are ****ed and can’t leave

They have a couple there already like Chookers McGrath who constantly lays eggs on the field and no other club would possibly want

 

[Pistol Night]

They have a couple there already like Chookers McGrath who constantly lays eggs on the field and no other club would possibly want

At least Stringer laid his eggs in teammates lockers like a gentleman

 

[V23]

same feeling as carlton m8

Shut up, D/H

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

This weekend could possibly see more meltdowns and suspensions in one weekend in the entire history of Bigfooty.com

Do we have faith in Chief and his servers to be able to withstand the carnage on Friday Night.

 

[StackedHunch]

Elmo mightn't have nailed down the concept of the thread yet.