The Beard.

[Dark Sharks]

You should have included a 3rd option in the poll for "Who gives a ****."
I personally couldn't care less what the hell he looks like, the thing I'm concerned with is can he perform on match day.
We had a great win on the weekend but I thought Schoey was very average he had 9 touches, 3 marks and in general I thought he could have played with a lot more intensity.
I want the form from him that allowed him to get 21 touches and 11 marks in a tight tussle against North.
Who cares about the beard!

And here come the fun police....

 

[Jackfrost]

On a sad note however the resemblance to the Paddlepop Lion is diminished by said beard

 

[bassmanx]

As a long time beard sporter myself ... I dig it.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

You should have included a 3rd option in the poll for "Who gives a ****."
I personally couldn't care less what the hell he looks like, the thing I'm concerned with is can he perform on match day.
We had a great win on the weekend but I thought Schoey was very average he had 9 touches, 3 marks and in general I thought he could have played with a lot more intensity.
I want the form from him that allowed him to get 21 touches and 11 marks in a tight tussle against North.
Who cares about the beard!

Clearly can not grow own facial hair!

 

[Zuma]

a ha ha ha ha
a ha ha ha ha

 

[Brazen]

Beard of doom.

I heard Schoeys beard is so awesome he can just fall face first and go to sleep. It's like a trundle bed.

Hahaha quality

 

[Ochre]

You should have included a 3rd option in the poll for "Who gives a ****."
I personally couldn't care less what the hell he looks like, the thing I'm concerned with is can he perform on match day.
We had a great win on the weekend but I thought Schoey was very average he had 9 touches, 3 marks and in general I thought he could have played with a lot more intensity.
I want the form from him that allowed him to get 21 touches and 11 marks in a tight tussle against North.
Who cares about the beard!

I hate to break it to you, but this isn't actually a serious thread.

The giveaway should've been that I made it.

 

[tesseract]

That beard is very flammable and a fire hazard. His local council's fire department needs to carefully burn off the excess before it gets out of control, and before burning off becomes banned over the drier months.

 

[QS]

I hate to break it to you, but this isn't actually a serious thread.

The giveaway should've been that I made it.

Suppose a thread about NN's hair is bang out of order too.

 

[SpaceClef]

Suppose a thread about NN's hair is bang out of order too.

Next we'll be talking up some of our fringe players

 

[Hap Hapablap]

think im gonna grow one just because of schofield. mine grows quick so could have a solid one going in a month.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Keep it for the rest of the season, then shave it off, then regrow it at the start of next years pre season

 

[mick06]

Voted no.

I think its slowing him down. Its getting caught in the wind and i've noticed less angled runs from schoey lately

 

[SpaceClef]

think im gonna grow one just because of schofield. mine grows quick so could have a solid one going in a month.

i'd grow one, but my hair's so coarse that it gets mega itchy. it's like wearing a wire brush

 

[Hap Hapablap]

i'd grow one, but my hair's so coarse that it gets mega itchy. it's like wearing a wire brush

likewise.

 

[JackOutback]

The beard is fantastic...deserves its own number.

Almost manly enough to cancel out the hipster kids that are Masto and Ash Smith.

 

[tesseract]

It'd probably be uncomfortable for his missus when he's going the growl out.

 

[SwiftforPM]

It'd probably be uncomfortable for his missus when he's going the growl out.

Absolutely hilarious stuff - Ha.....Ha.

 

[flamingEMBERS]

Im going to grow mine until the seasons over. Finger Crossed its in Melbourne after a few celebratory beers. The only time a few razor cuts would be ok!

 

[Tiff]

It'd probably be uncomfortable for his missus when he's going the growl out.

Yeah I have one and some chicks either wriggle away and giggle or some chicks just grind harder.

 

[Shupe]

I am in full support of the beard. Ive been known to grow beards for the most novel occasions, so I would hope Schoey is doing the same thing.

 

[Tiff]

Though just to add to that, his is long enough where it would just lay itself down over the mound and hang below, only the pesky short ones around the mouth would have the potential to irritate the vijayjay.

Mines a lot shorter so it's sharp and intrudes the vulva.

Boooo she says.

 

[SpaceClef]

Thread got graphic

 

[Shupe]

Wasn't sure which forum I was reading...

 

[placebo]

It'd probably be uncomfortable for his missus when he's going the growl out.

If he takes proper care of it (wash, maybe a comb), then the soft sensation of the hair may in fact heighten the pleasure for the woman, especially around the clitoris or the perineum region (also known as the 'gooch').

And if it doesn't, too bad, if I'm slathering around a fish market, she can deal with a bit of itch.