WaynesWorld19
Post-Human
Congratulations Josh on a great Bomber Career ......150 games this week & we know you've thoroughly enjoyed every Bombers Game and I'm sure they'll pass on their congratulations for all that you've taught them
A True Champion of the SFA ....2 x beez medalist ....The Bombers will be looking at submitting your name to the Committee as the Bombers 6th Hall Of Fame Member
WFL said
Well done JWS. We are in an elite club now.
Norma Lee Ava said:
Congratulations on 150 JWS...you far king clone
Riviat said:
I've only known Josh for under half a season but the big one fiddy is a great achievement and he goes a bit of alright.
Josh is a selfless Qootier. He sacrifices his position for the sake of the team and also sacrifices his sanity for the sake of a bet, which I have no doubts he regrets making.
Splitting time between the Bears and Bombers, JWS is also a good multi-tasker by puppetting the Bears from the safety of their LG whilst at the same time posting as a Bomber. He might even be splitting his time between 3 teams, as his signature sends you to the Dragon's thread. Is AceAndy just another puppet of his?? JWS is the Strassman of the SweetFA and I've enjoyed playing with him when he hasn't been in the magoos.
Congrats on the 150
Tony Lynn 15 was too emotional to talk .....but sent ....nah I can't say it
But Lets wind the clock back to some of Josh's famous quotes over time
Last year, we famously shared a night in Vegas that I would have forgotten if not for the conversation we recorded on my Dictaphone in my Captain Conversations. What do you remember from our last chat?
JWS:
I remember it with perfect clarity. You looked in to my eyes, and I into yours. Knowing smiles danced across our playful countenances, and in that moment it was as if all the city stood still just for us. And then you ralphed into my umbrella.
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How are you going to manage that many expectations at once? And is @kdavva74 the shortest-price favourite in the history of the EKA?
JWS:
The rooks are managing impressively themselves thus far. We've got PMs cranked up out the wazoo and the complementary spirit in those is those is supreme. As a young group they've quickly learnt that everyone's got a speed at which they take to the joint, and there's a real ownership about what sway over proceedings they can have as a collective. You might hear the most from Argas or dav or Baz, but - UGHH GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST TONES WHAT THE **** IS IN THIS DRINK?!?!?! ARGHHG my ******* sinuses shit me what tossing tincture is this Lynn you outrageous dick?! *attempts to tip into filing cabinet but the drawers are fake* What the **** is this club?? ... ... ... The whole suite is what excites me, is my point. I look forward to the chance to cast my mind back to this period, and reflect on the precipitation of a dynasty. I'll be having a geeze at QrownBet over the coming weeks for an idea on that last item.
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In the past, you’ve said that you provide underhand 8balls – do you have to take a few at training every so often just to stop yourself from getting ahead of yourself?
JWS:
No, I'm readily well ahead of myself and anticipate being so for the foreseeable. It should be said though, that unlike Blacky and Clod, I have the fortune to be at a club that actually does sell itself.
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Changing topics a little, I have it on great authority that you nearly got eaten by Dingos at Kokerbin Rock recently after wasting the battery on a car-powered coffee machine but was thankfully saved by a farmer and returned in time to make it to the studios and for Season 26. Did you have to go full Bear Grylls?
JWS:
As my manager has recommended, I will field this question with reference my h0t Insta post from December 19, 2015 (up your unnerving investigative game).
Camped out under the wide night welkin, on the biggest monolith known to knowers, with meteors ripping through the dainty atmosphere, the last thing to pass the mind was how a shitty 9-volt '70s water-boiler was ravaging your car's battery. Though as the wind did our wayward frisbee, things picked up. A swift three hours down the track, and fifty pebbles down the shoe, blessèd cobbers rose miraculously from the soil, told us secrets of the world and sent us unflappably on our sketchy way. A bit around the bend: our bestest, brightest friend!
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All the same, you’ve been quoted on record as saying that you persist in the SFA for the unpredictability and love the fact it could swing so quickly. Would you embrace a swift and tumultuous crash back to earth in S26 given these previous comments?
JWS:
For the league?? Nah we cool.
For myself?? ♥♥ Yes please! ♥♥ I'd love to become a disgraced star! Hopefully my simmering long-form beef will help guide me there.
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From your Bombers Teammates .....have a great 150th ....and looking forward to celebrating your 200th
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