The BigFooty D&D Sessions - The Warlock’s Curse at the Haunted Castle of Terrible Horrors on the Hil

Chief · Jun 14, 2017

It has begun!

Our party awakes in darkness, remembering nothing of how they arrived, nor who the other party members are!

Chief · Nov 28, 2018

Proud SJW · Nov 30, 2018

I'm intrigued.

Chief · Nov 30, 2018

We never really worked it out and started a game.

Proud SJW · Nov 30, 2018

Oh, not that - I'm intrigued someone saw a need to scream your name a year after it all failed to get off the ground.

Did you only just let them out of that locked room?

NTRabbit · Nov 30, 2018

That's what happens when you roll a 1 for initiative

Jazny · Nov 30, 2018

Chief said:
We never really worked it out and started a game.

Can I look around the room using my elvish night vision, chief??

Chief · Nov 30, 2018

Jazny said:
Can I look around the room using my elvish night vision, chief??

Roll a dice and find out

Jazny · Nov 30, 2018

Chief said:
Roll a dice and find out

I rolled a 6

Chief · Nov 30, 2018

You see a pumpkin.

Jazny · Nov 30, 2018

Chief said:
You see a pumpkin.

Oooooh PUMPKIN! I found the pumpkin!!!! *I feel incredibly proud of my druidic skills and keen elven eyes as I run to the pumpkin and hug it*

Proud SJW · Dec 1, 2018

I'm the pumpkin.
Get the fu** off me.

Beerfish · Dec 2, 2018

Oh great. After all that I missed it.

Chief · Dec 2, 2018

Beerfish said:
Oh great. After all that I missed it.

Pumpkin is still there.

Jazny · Dec 2, 2018

Chief said:
Pumpkin is still there.

I got startled when it spoke, squealed, and attempted to swat it across the room.

Chief · Dec 3, 2018

Jazny said:
I got startled when it spoke, squealed, and attempted to swat it across the room.

FIGHT!

You swat the "pumpkin", dealing no real damage but leaving a red hand mark on its skin. You realise it might have been some sort of large, round cheek.

NTRabbit · Dec 3, 2018

I enter the room from the south, and start jamming out a tune of battle

Beerfish · Dec 3, 2018

Friar Chuck prays for the pumpkin/cheek, mace at the ready just in case.

Chief · Dec 3, 2018

The ears of all within the room are assailed with your harsh riffs. They fall to the ground, clutching their heads and ears, crying out in pain.

The fight ends.

Jazny · Dec 3, 2018

Can I use my elven charm and 20 charisma to apologise to the pumpkin and persuade it not to hurt me pls chief?? Im really sorry

Chief · Dec 3, 2018

Jazny said:
Can I use my elven charm and 20 charisma to apologise to the pumpkin and persuade it not to hurt me pls chief?? Im really sorry

That is up to the pumpkin.

Jazny · Dec 3, 2018

Pumpkin pls

General Soreness · Dec 3, 2018

Using my Darkvision, can I see if there are any carvings in the pumkin? Has the pumpkin been altered in any way - or is it a natural pumpkin?

Chief · Dec 3, 2018

General Soreness said:
Using my Darkvision, can I see if there are any carvings in the pumkin? Has the pumpkin been altered in any way - or is it a natural pumpkin?

You are still on the floor clutching your head.

You roll around and knock over some empty wine flasks and ale tankards.