The BigFooty D&D Sessions - The Warlock’s Curse at the Haunted Castle of Terrible Horrors on the Hil

[Chief]

It has begun!

Our party awakes in darkness, remembering nothing of how they arrived, nor who the other party members are!

 

[Chief]

Yes!

 

[Proud SJW]

I'm intrigued.

 

[Chief]

We never really worked it out and started a game.

 

[Proud SJW]

Oh, not that - I'm intrigued someone saw a need to scream your name a year after it all failed to get off the ground.

Did you only just let them out of that locked room?

 

[NTRabbit]

That's what happens when you roll a 1 for initiative

 

[Jazny]

We never really worked it out and started a game.

Can I look around the room using my elvish night vision, chief??

 

[Chief]

Can I look around the room using my elvish night vision, chief??

Roll a dice and find out

 

[Jazny]

Roll a dice and find out

I rolled a 6

 

[Chief]

You see a pumpkin.

 

[Jazny]

You see a pumpkin.

Oooooh PUMPKIN! I found the pumpkin!!!! *I feel incredibly proud of my druidic skills and keen elven eyes as I run to the pumpkin and hug it*

 

[Proud SJW]

I'm the pumpkin.
Get the * off me.

 

[Beerfish]

Oh great. After all that I missed it.

 

[Chief]

Oh great. After all that I missed it.

Pumpkin is still there.

 

[Jazny]

Pumpkin is still there.

I got startled when it spoke, squealed, and attempted to swat it across the room.

 

[Chief]

I got startled when it spoke, squealed, and attempted to swat it across the room.

FIGHT!

You swat the "pumpkin", dealing no real damage but leaving a red hand mark on its skin. You realise it might have been some sort of large, round cheek.

 

[NTRabbit]

I enter the room from the south, and start jamming out a tune of battle

 

[Beerfish]

Friar Chuck prays for the pumpkin/cheek, mace at the ready just in case.

 

[Chief]

The ears of all within the room are assailed with your harsh riffs. They fall to the ground, clutching their heads and ears, crying out in pain.

The fight ends.

 

[Jazny]

Can I use my elven charm and 20 charisma to apologise to the pumpkin and persuade it not to hurt me pls chief?? Im really sorry

 

[Chief]

Can I use my elven charm and 20 charisma to apologise to the pumpkin and persuade it not to hurt me pls chief?? Im really sorry

That is up to the pumpkin.

 

[Jazny]

Pumpkin pls

 

[General Soreness]

Using my Darkvision, can I see if there are any carvings in the pumkin? Has the pumpkin been altered in any way - or is it a natural pumpkin?

 

[Chief]

Using my Darkvision, can I see if there are any carvings in the pumkin? Has the pumpkin been altered in any way - or is it a natural pumpkin?

You are still on the floor clutching your head.

You roll around and knock over some empty wine flasks and ale tankards.

 

[_Mike_]

You roll around and knock over some empty wine flasks and ale tankards.

to which I randomly shoot a magic missile into the darkness