Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the non-gender specific person of Your Desire (Part 8)
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TheFreshBanana
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Doss
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Chief told me to do it so I did it anyway. YOLO.
Shell
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So when Chief says jump you say how high do you?
Shell
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What a great story. Here's an idea ease up on the booze and have a threesome. Ffs.
Doss
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Yes. Now shut up.
TheFreshBanana
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TheFreshBanana
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I would leike a girlfriend pls
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Good idea.
Doss
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Nah, just wing it with absinthe next time. That way, even if you don't really have a threesome, you'll hallucinate and think you're having one anyway.
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That's another good idea.
TheFreshBanana
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Or bring a blow up doll and a pump.
They fit snuggly in a backpack.
They fit snuggly in a backpack.
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I hope you don't know that from experience.
TheFreshBanana
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Oh uh, so my friend says, I mean.
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pfft you chickened out
EAse up on the vag at nightclub stories and it might happen.
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Nah I didn't mean to get drunk. I ****ed it now anyway they won't talk to me cause I was a campaigner.
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I actually did have a small cry cos this is like the first time I opened up to a girl and we sorta been seeing each other but Friday I got mega ****ed up and I can't remember it but apparently I was vomiting everywhere and I broke a chair. So she got with some one else and I went back the next morning to help clean but after that she blocked me on Facebook and now a mates getting me pingers to make me better but somehow she found out so now she's like don't do them and I'm all like why tf do u care you cut me out of your life and she's all like I'm out rn we will talk later.
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Jesus cuz, what the hell happened and how old are you? Sounds like a 17 year olds party where a girl gets upset the guy she fancies hooks up with someone else so gets with the nearest guy to make themselves feel better.
Why would she block you on facebook but continue to converse with you?
p.s. Don't beat up on yourself too much. It is a right of passage to get well smashed and make a prick of yourself when a girl is super keen you.
thread has turned into an episode of jeremy kyle
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16, I'm beating up on myself not only for that but also because of the risks that would come with it. Because I got seriously *e I don't think my colts coaches would be too happy.
She unblocked me to stop me doing pingaz but then she drove to mine tonight without telling me and I wasn't there so she was pissed and then she got drunk so I've been spending the night on Facebook call with her until she sobers up.
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Who does pingas at 16?
What happened to good ol underage drinking, and the odd cigarette.
What happened to good ol underage drinking, and the odd cigarette.
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Everyone, well not me. I've only done underage drinking but everyone else.
