Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

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Yeah, I guess it's sort of true. There's always a special place for her and I'll always look out for her. But we've both moved on yet still remain friends.
 

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yeah, nah. i've got an ex who's semi-attached to my social circle, it's a ******* pain-in-the-ass.

i can't imagine anything weirder (not the right word) than patronising a friendship with her. alas, these are the risks you run when you start saying 'oh, this is my sheila'. there doesn't have to be any animosity, but still, if you're actually trying to 'move-on' then having her around in - in any capacity - is just going to remind you of other times.
 

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Have come in here for no other reason than to brag. Not even going to try and hide it with subtlety.

Last night in an Uber, red light, pulled up next to a car with people that I saw had water bottles. Said to my mate 'that's another uber next to us.' Got them to wind down the car window. Chick was a smoking hot babe, 9/10. Said 'Hey, we're in an uber, you're in an uber too!'. She said yep, we are. I said so what's your number then? She gave it, window up, green light.

Called her today, she lives in my suburb, we meet for a drink. Kissed her saying goodbye and another date planned.

Just ******* on fire at the moment GD.
 

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Have come in here for no other reason than to brag. Not even going to try and hide it with subtlety.

Last night in an Uber, red light, pulled up next to a car with people that I saw had water bottles. Said to my mate 'that's another uber next to us.' Got them to wind down the car window. Chick was a smoking hot babe, 9/10. Said 'Hey, we're in an uber, you're in an uber too!'. She said yep, we are. I said so what's your number then? She gave it, window up, green light.

Called her today, she lives in my suburb, we meet for a drink. Kissed her saying goodbye and another date planned.

Just ******* on fire at the moment GD.
Bit similar to the way my cuz met his girlfriend, who became his fiance, then wife. Saw her driving in her car (same car as his, but red), followed her off the freeway, managed to get her to pull over and got her number.

Oh yeah, and they got divorced.

:D
 

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Well there go all of my stories then!

One person is trying to change my ways and make me into someone better, she's attempting to convince me to buy expensive aftershave and deodorant. I wore aftershave for something different years and years ago, I don't particularly see the need for it now. I currently use Rexona 48h protection, it's cheap and it smells really nice (get all kinds of compliments, don't need to upgrade to a deodorant that might smell a tiny bit nicer but costs $40-$50). That's one of the more boring stories.

Airport girl is beyond saving!
 

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Well there go all of my stories then!

One person is trying to change my ways and make me into someone better, she's attempting to convince me to buy expensive aftershave and deodorant. I wore aftershave for something different years and years ago, I don't particularly see the need for it now. I currently use Rexona 48h protection, it's cheap and it smells really nice (get all kinds of compliments, don't need to upgrade to a deodorant that might smell a tiny bit nicer but costs $40-$50). That's one of the more boring stories.

Airport girl is beyond saving!
I'm on a horse...
 

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Have come in here for no other reason than to brag. Not even going to try and hide it with subtlety.

Last night in an Uber, red light, pulled up next to a car with people that I saw had water bottles. Said to my mate 'that's another uber next to us.' Got them to wind down the car window. Chick was a smoking hot babe, 9/10. Said 'Hey, we're in an uber, you're in an uber too!'. She said yep, we are. I said so what's your number then? She gave it, window up, green light.

Called her today, she lives in my suburb, we meet for a drink. Kissed her saying goodbye and another date planned.

Just ******* on fire at the moment GD.
Anddd she cut me very nicely down to size, doesn't want to see me again. Think I needed that, ego was getting far ahead of actual ability with girls.
 
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