Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

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Agreed, but specifically referring to her ex as 'my now ex boyfriend' is a positive imo, she clearly wanted to stress that. Also you could probably make it sound as though you're a touch more busy and not just sitting on your couch waiting for her to come over and (hopefully) blow you.

If I had to guess I'd say friend zone unfortunately
Yes I agree with the ex part. When she comes over make it clear just like Jake Wyler did in NATM

It also answers the question about what will there be to eat h3h3
 

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Agreed, but specifically referring to her ex as 'my now ex boyfriend' is a positive imo, she clearly wanted to stress that. Also you could probably make it sound as though you're a touch more busy and not just sitting on your couch waiting for her to come over and (hopefully) blow you.

If I had to guess I'd say friend zone unfortunately
The thing is she knows that I have nothing to do. Operation last week means that I have been limited to bed rest.

That's what I thought as well. 'Tis unfortunate.
 

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Alright Lads, want to know if I have been put into the friendzone in the recently discussed case.
Talking today;
Me: Want to come over tonight? If you're not busy/don't have to be up early tomorrow
Her: I unfortunately have to talk to my now ex boyfriend, tomorrow? We can get fat and d&m about it?
Me: I am once again free all day tomorrow. So afternoon/evening/night, whatever suits you best
Her: Okay I'll come tomorrow
Me: Cool. Message me later!
Her: Okay, I will. Let me know what food you want!

Discuss.
Sorry, bro. Friendzone IMO.

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If you're not busy/don't have to be up early tomorrow/whatever suits you best...
Do you give every chick you talk to so much say in the matter?? :D

Me: Hey, come over tonight! I wanna see you.
Her: I unfortunately have to talk to my now ex-boyfriend, tomorrow? We can get fat and d&m about it?
Me: Haha, ahhh serious? You know how bored I've been after my operation - just swing around later tonight :)
Her: I unfortunately have to talk to my now ex-boyfriend, tomorrow? We can get fat and d&m about it?
Me: Well aren't you all tied up then! ;). Tomorrow's fine, just text me early and let me know what you're doing, I might have some visitors/gotta head to the Doc's/shagging some other slut before you (whatever you like) Catch ya.

Most girls love when a guy is leading; it's an attractive quality after all. Be cheeky, funny, cocky, blunt, over the top, subtle, whatever, but lead the way! You're the man here, and we want to steer the ship in the direction of pussy town.

When you organise a catch up on your terms, whether a woman wants your dick or not, there's a subconcious level of value there. She's agreed to your conditions; there's validation. I mean, you're placing some sort of importance over the situation. You don't get any of that from leaving the ball in her court.

You don't have to become Rommel or anything, and I got no idea what the situation is like with this chick, but in order to avoid future friendzoning you DO need to minimise your low-value interactions (which is essentially what's happening in your OP) and be more leading. Hope that helps :thumbsu:
 

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Alright Lads, want to know if I have been put into the friendzone in the recently discussed case.
Talking today;
Me: Want to come over tonight? If you're not busy/don't have to be up early tomorrow
Her: I unfortunately have to talk to my now ex boyfriend, tomorrow? We can get fat and d&m about it?
Me: I am once again free all day tomorrow. So afternoon/evening/night, whatever suits you best
Her: Okay I'll come tomorrow
Me: Cool. Message me later!
Her: Okay, I will. Let me know what food you want!

Discuss.
Your in the same situation I am. If you're interested in her, drop a few hints. Working wonders for me so far.
 

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Do you give every chick you talk to so much say in the matter?? :D

Me: Hey, come over tonight! I wanna see you.
Her: I unfortunately have to talk to my now ex-boyfriend, tomorrow? We can get fat and d&m about it?
Me: Haha, ahhh serious? You know how bored I've been after my operation - just swing around later tonight :)
Her: I unfortunately have to talk to my now ex-boyfriend, tomorrow? We can get fat and d&m about it?
Me: Well aren't you all tied up then! ;). Tomorrow's fine, just text me early and let me know what you're doing, I might have some visitors/gotta head to the Doc's/shagging some other slut before you (whatever you like) Catch ya.

Most girls love when a guy is leading; it's an attractive quality after all. Be cheeky, funny, cocky, blunt, over the top, subtle, whatever, but lead the way! You're the man here, and we want to steer the ship in the direction of pussy town.

When you organise a catch up on your terms, whether a woman wants your dick or not, there's a subconcious level of value there. She's agreed to your conditions; there's validation. I mean, you're placing some sort of importance over the situation. You don't get any of that from leaving the ball in her court.

You don't have to become Rommel or anything, and I got no idea what the situation is like with this chick, but in order to avoid future friendzoning you DO need to minimise your low-value interactions (which is essentially what's happening in your OP) and be more leading. Hope that helps :thumbsu:
It's very unlike me to give that sort of leeway when talking to girls. Usually I am the other way, too upfront, and for lack of a better word, aggressive when making plans.
And, don't be fooled, while the OP was very friendzone worthy (unfortunately) there have been other parts of our conversations that have been flirty.
More than willing to admit that in the few lines I posted, I dun goofed. But, you can always turn a no into a yes, as much as people say it's not possible. Failing that, I'll just suggest we get drunk together one night and have a drunken shag.

Alpha's gonna alph.
 

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It's very unlike me to give that sort of leeway when talking to girls. Usually I am the other way, too upfront, and for lack of a better word, aggressive when making plans.
And, don't be fooled, while the OP was very friendzone worthy (unfortunately) there have been other parts of our conversations that have been flirty.
More than willing to admit that in the few lines I posted, I dun goofed. But, you can always turn a no into a yes, as much as people say it's not possible. Failing that, I'll just suggest we get drunk together one night and have a drunken shag.

Alpha's gonna alph.

You could always suggest that getting fat and deep can often be meaningful..
 

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Alright Lads, want to know if I have been put into the friendzone in the recently discussed case.
Talking today;
Me: Want to come over tonight? If you're not busy/don't have to be up early tomorrow
Her: I unfortunately have to talk to my now ex boyfriend, tomorrow? We can get fat and d&m about it?
Me: I am once again free all day tomorrow. So afternoon/evening/night, whatever suits you best
Her: Okay I'll come tomorrow
Me: Cool. Message me later!
Her: Okay, I will. Let me know what food you want!

Discuss.
This can only mean one thing... she wants to make you fat, then talk about it, and by talk about it she means put it in her mouth!


Seriously though exactly what Rideclutch said. You are giving her too much option in the below texts.
The second text esspecially. Even if you are free all day tomorrow you don't have to let her know that.

Not sure if friend zoned just yet. Girls can come across very nutural like that sometimes but then when you are 1 on 1 in person it is an entirly different matter. Get her over tomorrow and sus her out then.
Me: Want to come over tonight? If you're not busy/don't have to be up early tomorrow
Me: [/FONT]I am once again free all day tomorrow. So afternoon/evening/night, whatever suits you best [/SIZE].
 

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It's very unlike me to give that sort of leeway when talking to girls. Usually I am the other way, too upfront, and for lack of a better word, aggressive when making plans.
And, don't be fooled, while the OP was very friendzone worthy (unfortunately) there have been other parts of our conversations that have been flirty.
Haha awesome! Try stopping this guy... ;)

How come you ended up friendzoned with this chick though? Were you just friends when she was still with her ex, and now you're looking to get in there or...?
 

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Girl talks to me at uni, sits with me in every lecture and tute, suggests lunch every thursday, laughs at my jokes and overall makes great conversation and then comes out with this...
'you're so funny, you're just like my boyfriend'

 

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Haha awesome! Try stopping this guy... ;)

How come you ended up friendzoned with this chick though? Were you just friends when she was still with her ex, and now you're looking to get in there or...?
Yeah, I work with her. And, have been friends with her for a little while, when she was with her ex. Have always had a little thing for her. But, due to her ex being 6'6 and ripped, didn't even try and make any moves.
 

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Girl talks to me at uni, sits with me in every lecture and tute, suggests lunch every thursday, laughs at my jokes and overall makes great conversation and then comes out with this...
'you're so funny, you're just like my boyfriend'

Might be like in Seinfeld where she just happened to mention it because she is now not interested
 

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Girl talks to me at uni, sits with me in every lecture and tute, suggests lunch every thursday, laughs at my jokes and overall makes great conversation and then comes out with this...
'you're so funny, you're just like my boyfriend'

By the sounds of it, you had ample opportunity.

And people are giving shit to Jimmy for not manning up...
 

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Might be like in Seinfeld where she just happened to mention it because she is now not interested
By the sounds of it, you had ample opportunity.

And people are giving shit to Jimmy for not manning up...
Alright a quick facebook stalk (now that we're friends) indicates that the boyfriend is not a recent thing, which isn't really relevant, although I guess you could now say I blew a chance i never had.

to put it in baseball parlance, I'm more of a starter than a closer.
 

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When I was in Canada, went whale watching, for killer whales specifically. Tour guide chick was hot as **** so I ended up chatting to her, she went and did her rounds then came and chilled with me (and my mates hanging around) and we got to chatting, eventually my mates realised my 'Free Willy' quotes (asana na ayu, ayasis?) had tipped the scales in my favour, not to mention my love of Disney songs (who'd have ******* though, the one time) and general aura of awesomeness. We were talking for about half an hour on the way to the whale watching spot, she did her thing while everyone gawked at the whales. Chatted for 45 mins on the way back and I asked her to come into town
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"Yeah that sounds awesome, I'll see what my boyfriends doing too"


C'mon, really? Couldn't have mentioned that earlier, maybe not complimented me so much? Friggin Canadians!!
 
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