Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

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So, after it all, and me 'manning up' so to speak and cutting out the pointless chat...

"Come over at like 7.30. Message me when you get here."

With no reply, or anything, she doesn't show up.
 

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Girl talks to me at uni, sits with me in every lecture and tute, suggests lunch every thursday, laughs at my jokes and overall makes great conversation and then comes out with this...
'you're so funny, you're just like my boyfriend'

Man, exact same situation. I've seen her boyfriend though, not much chop, so I'm hanging around, staying the edges. She mentioned it just passingly after a few weeks. Naturally I tuned out of conversation for the next 5mins but when I zoned back in, she dropped enough hints about how she's not sure if it's a long-term thing, how long it'll last etc..

As for Jimmy, I also had a similar situation to that, couple months back. Not exactly the same, but the first time we talked, her words were "I'm driving around with my boyfriend, or ex-boyfriend, I'm not sure". I lost interest quickly, thinking this is almost too much work/going to be a while down the track. Having heard it from her first hand later though, those next couple days were the time to make the move.

Sidenote, same girl said she can't help but watch The Inbetweeners and see me when she sees the guy with the glasses. I don't see it personally, but that can't be a good thing.
 
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Sidenote, same girl said she can't help but watch The Inbetweeners and see me when she sees the guy with the glasses. I don't see it personally, but that can't be a good thing.
Briefcase w*nker!!!!
 

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Just be confident and outgoing. Introduce yourself to everyone (male and female), talk to everyone, be friendly and chatty.

If you come across a girl you like and you click, close. Don't be like every other guy and **** around trying to sit next to her in every lecture for six weeks while Facebook stalking her and trying to work out if she has a boyfriend. Just ask her to get a beer at the uni bar after class. If she says no then just smile, shrug it off and act like it's no big deal, and move on.
 
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Just be confident and outgoing. Introduce yourself to everyone (male and female), talk to everyone, be friendly and chatty.

If you come across a girl you like and you click, close. Don't be like every other guy and **** around trying to sit next to her in every lecture for six weeks while Facebook stalking her and trying to work out if she has a boyfriend. Just ask her to get a beer at the uni bar after class. If she says no then just smile, shrug it off and act like it's no big deal, and move on.
Oh jeez, this sounds oddly familiar....

After having finished my first semester, a tip I have is to get people's numbers or facebook (friends or more), upon meeting them. I made the mistake of assuming every tutorial/class had mandatory attendance, assuming I'd just work on my rapport next week.

I remember this chick came to class in like week 5 or something, never seen her before, sat next to her and we got along really well. Walking down to the tram stop with her, as we were both going home, I was contemplating whether or not to get some contact details, but as my tram was coming, I just assumed I could get it next week... Nah. She never turned up to class ever again. Sometimes I wonder if she was real or not....


Also start introducing yourself as "TheFreshBanana" at Uni too, the intrigue it creates will surely get a couple across the line. :thumbsu:
Haha, because I use TheFreshBanana for pretty much everything now, it was awkward as I had to sign into some uni stuff with it with someone sitting next to me.
 

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Something I have observed at uni, may have some merit.

It is now week 11 and a few of the girls have started being a bit more talkative towards me in the past few weeks. Got me thinking that if a girl is keen in one of these classes they will probably wait til the end of the semester to start talking so that if you do hit it off then great, but if you don't then you have minimum time to be awkward.

I can't really test it out as I have a lady, but there was this one Asian girl who turned out to be two people that I thought was keen (Now it seems there are two who are keen).
 

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Something I have observed at uni, may have some merit.

It is now week 11 and a few of the girls have started being a bit more talkative towards me in the past few weeks. Got me thinking that if a girl is keen in one of these classes they will probably wait til the end of the semester to start talking so that if you do hit it off then great, but if you don't then you have minimum time to be awkward.

I can't really test it out as I have a lady, but there was this one Asian girl who turned out to be two people that I thought was keen (Now it seems there are two who are keen).

So was it one person who turned out to be two people or two people that you thought was one person?
 
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She seemed to do that thing where women look you up and down with like a half smile when you walk in, also you catch them looking/they catch you looking.

I hadn't said much to her in my Tuesday class over the semester, she cold approached me on my Thursday class and we said a few words, a week later I leant her my highlighter and she smiled.

Fast forward to today and I see her in the library, I don't say anything because 1. I have a girlfriend and 2. I have a crush on the librarian.

Later in the day I see her in my Friday afternoon class, she is wearing different clothes from this morning in the library, it is at this moment, 11 weeks in, that I work out that it was two different people.

This is almost awkward flirting thread stuff.
 

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Got told by someone i in no way considered to be a romantic interest, that i should stop being the funny/joking guy and that she wants to see the guy in me she said i used to be. Scratching my head over that one.
 

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Don't change who you are, even if you DID consider her a romantic interest. If you change, they're not right and you're essentially settling for someone.
I change for no one :D nobody else has a problem with how i conduct myself. It was just bizarre how she came out with it...

We were going to go away for a weekend in July - as friends mind you. However i think if the trip is still happening it is going to be very awkward.
 

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Well, see, it wouldn't be a big deal if I didn't work with her. If it was a friend from some other place where I don't see them so commonly, no issue. If it's awkward, well, add one to the awkward flirting stories.
But, as I said,
1) I am her superior at work. Not boss, but, I have a superior position.
2) I will have to see her a couple of times a week on shifts. I don't work at a huge workplace that rotates shifts, same shifts rostered every week, and we work 2 together.
3) What if I start ******* bleeding all over the joint?!
dude. i honestly thought you had WAY more game than this. No bish offers to come over like this unless she wants the D. Fact. Invite her over and then when you know she's in transit, text her. "dont forget the condoms. get the ones with the gel in them that will desensitize my pippi so i last longer. thanks. youre the best"

The thing is she knows that I have nothing to do. Operation last week means that I have been limited to bed rest.

That's what I thought as well. 'Tis unfortunate.
if ever on doubt about being friendzoned you need to AGGRESSIVELY push your way out I find being overtly sexual acheives this. Also what it does is sorts the wheat from the chaff. Something along the lines of "i had a wet dream about you last night. Your performance was to be honest dissappointing" has her knowing in no uncertain terms where youa re at. She will respond with "awkward...lol" which case you wipe her like a shitty ass. or she says "must have been a bad dream. trust me, i real life im never poor" in which case send her the text from my prvious post. you need to set the agenda Jimmy.

Got told by someone i in no way considered to be a romantic interest, that i should stop being the funny/joking guy and that she wants to see the guy in me she said i used to be. Scratching my head over that one.
tell her you used to be a virgin. But now you've had a taste of clam you cant go back. that will shut her ******* mouth for good. toot toot...
 

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dude. i honestly thought you had WAY more game than this. No bish offers to come over like this unless she wants the D. Fact. Invite her over and then when you know she's in transit, text her. "dont forget the condoms. get the ones with the gel in them that will desensitize my pippi so i last longer. thanks. youre the best"


if ever on doubt about being friendzoned you need to AGGRESSIVELY push your way out I find being overtly sexual acheives this. Also what it does is sorts the wheat from the chaff. Something along the lines of "i had a wet dream about you last night. Your performance was to be honest dissappointing" has her knowing in no uncertain terms where youa re at. She will respond with "awkward...lol" which case you wipe her like a shitty arse. or she says "must have been a bad dream. trust me, i real life im never poor" in which case send her the text from my prvious post. you need to set the agenda Jimmy.


tell her you used to be a virgin. But now you've had a taste of clam you cant go back. that will shut her ******* mouth for good. toot toot...
I'm sure you're great at this shit, but pretty sure this is the worst advice ever.
 
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