Ok so, pre-empting here. Was my birthday yesterday and a girl from my primary school who I'm not sure I've really ever talked to sent me a happy birthday message. The usual I though, shrugged and said thanks. But she kept going, kept talking, and was clearly interested, plenty of "It is your birthday, so Ill give you anything you want" type stuff. She's not a stunner, but a small, cute brunette, usually my type. She slips in very early into the conversation that she is soon getting breast implants (how that come up, I'm not sure). Eventually it got to her saying "A second opinion would help, if you would like to get a before and after view?"
Given I'm the guy that just a week ago with a different girl got angry at her for offering to be sex buddies, stay tuned for how I could possibly screw this up.
*Sidenote: For those firmly in the awkward stage still, I turned 20 a virgin, and yesterday turned 21 with my magical number at 6. At some point it just clicks, could be at 16, 20 or 27. Best advice I could give is just to relax, and not be so nervous because in the end, what are you nervous about?