Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

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*Sidenote: For those firmly in the awkward stage still, I turned 20 a virgin, and yesterday turned 21 with my magical number at 6. At some point it just clicks, could be at 16, 20 or 27. Best advice I could give is just to relax, and not be so nervous because in the end, what are you nervous about?
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I'll never know.

Either way, sounds like she's keen, don't think you can stuff it up. Although, be wary of the hot/crazy scale. Sounds like you're heading into dangerous territory.


ehhh, the hot crazy scale doesn't matter in my mind for a root.
 

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*Sidenote: For those firmly in the awkward stage still, I turned 20 a virgin, and yesterday turned 21 with my magical number at 6. At some point it just clicks, could be at 16, 20 or 27. Best advice I could give is just to relax, and not be so nervous because in the end, what are you nervous about?


That's a solid year.
 

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Ok so, pre-empting here. Was my birthday yesterday and a girl from my primary school who I'm not sure I've really ever talked to sent me a happy birthday message. The usual I though, shrugged and said thanks. But she kept going, kept talking, and was clearly interested, plenty of "It is your birthday, so Ill give you anything you want" type stuff. She's not a stunner, but a small, cute brunette, usually my type. She slips in very early into the conversation that she is soon getting breast implants (how that come up, I'm not sure). Eventually it got to her saying "A second opinion would help, if you would like to get a before and after view?"
Given I'm the guy that just a week ago with a different girl got angry at her for offering to be sex buddies, stay tuned for how I could possibly screw this up.
Some parents should be banned from having kids. Breast enlargements in primary school - ridiculous.
 
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Ok so, pre-empting here. Was my birthday yesterday and a girl from my primary school who I'm not sure I've really ever talked to sent me a happy birthday message. The usual I though, shrugged and said thanks. But she kept going, kept talking, and was clearly interested, plenty of "It is your birthday, so Ill give you anything you want" type stuff. She's not a stunner, but a small, cute brunette, usually my type. She slips in very early into the conversation that she is soon getting breast implants (how that come up, I'm not sure). Eventually it got to her saying "A second opinion would help, if you would like to get a before and after view?"
Given I'm the guy that just a week ago with a different girl got angry at her for offering to be sex buddies, stay tuned for how I could possibly screw this up.


*Sidenote: For those firmly in the awkward stage still, I turned 20 a virgin, and yesterday turned 21 with my magical number at 6. At some point it just clicks, could be at 16, 20 or 27. Best advice I could give is just to relax, and not be so nervous because in the end, what are you nervous about?
She needs more than a second opinion........how many people frequent this thread? And we could combine the people on 'beautifulpeople.com' thread as well.
 

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I'll never know.

Either way, sounds like she's keen, don't think you can stuff it up. Although, be wary of the hot/crazy scale. Sounds like you're heading into dangerous territory.

Your guess is as good as mine haha. She sent me a facebook message just saying Happy Birthday, as you tend to get from a heap of people you don't really talk to, but she just continued on and kept going. As I said, a "fall in your lap" situation :)
 

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Regardless of the ethics of the situation, or how likely it is to be successful, I am not sure I would be particularly interested in dating a girl who let me chat her up behind her boyfriend's back and then left him for me. Girls who monkey branch tend to make it a habit.
 
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Regardless of the ethics of the situation, or how likely it is to be successful, I am not sure I would be particularly interested in dating a girl who let me chat her up behind her boyfriend's back and then left him for me. Girls who monkey branch tend to make it a habit.
This, there are times when you need to think with something other then your dick.
 

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This, there are times when you need to think with something other then your dick.

Disagree.

Wait until her and her boyfriend break up. Have sex with her. End it there, as she probably make a habit of it. If anything, you should only think with your dick.
 
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