Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the non-gender specific person of Your Desire (Part 8)

[MrsEddieBetts]

She says 'wud' for would. Do not bang.

 

[Gough]

I'd just like to say that I did not have sex last night.

 

[GreyCrow]

Is her name Fatema Pants?

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

She says 'wud' for would. Do not bang.

English is like her 3rd language.

What's your 3rd language?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

English is like her 3rd language.

What's your 3rd language?

Oh please, she's using lazy text talk, not broken English.

You seem protective of her. Do you love her? Ooohhhhh

 

[perthblue]

she sounds pretty emotionally immature. those last 2 text messages would put me right off, but if you're cool with it then proceed. sounds like a done deal.

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

Oh please, she's using lazy text talk, not broken English.

You seem protective of her. Do you love her? Ooohhhhh

I can probably train it out of her.

I told her I did but it's too soon to really say. There's still some pretty big elephants in the room of her boyfriend, housemate and her religion.

I fall for girls pretty quickly though.


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[Brunswick Trap King]

she sounds pretty emotionally immature. those last 2 text messages would put me right off, but if you're cool with it then proceed. sounds like a done deal.

You're scaring me now, bruh.

I'm really quite stupid for allowing it escalate so quickly, but I did give the disclaimer that I didn't care how the story ends.


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[Brunswick Trap King]

Not as shocked as I am that you went with this tale so early.

NO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ITS ALL LIES!!



*sarcasm

Anything you'd like to say?

 

[iDon]

I can probably train it out of her.

So Fatema is a dog? Cute.

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

So Fatema is a dog? Cute.

Footballers go to football training.

Are they dogs, too?

 

[perthblue]

You're scaring me now, bruh.

I'm really quite stupid for allowing it escalate so quickly, but I did give the disclaimer that I didn't care how the story ends.


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haha don't mean to scare u. but if she's acting in this manner after just a few conversations, imagine how she's gonna be after u plough her Bangladeshi rice crops. INB4 arranged marriage

 

[Paddles_]

I can probably train it out of her.

I told her I did but it's too soon to really say. There's still some pretty big elephants in the room of her boyfriend, housemate and her religion.

I fall for girls pretty quickly though.


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You said it back? You're in deep now boy

 

[Perth gal]

I think you should tread carefully. She has a bf yet she lies on her bed and tells you she loves you? Maybe you are gunna play each other.

 

[iDon]

Footballers go to football training.

Are they dogs, too?

They chose to go to go to training. But just remember to giver her a treat after you 'train' her, it will reinforce your training.

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

I think you should tread carefully. She has a bf yet she lies on her bed and tells you she loves you? Maybe you are gunna play each other.

Mutually assured destruction. I like it.

As the eternal wisdom of The Wombats goes:
We feel nothing so jump into the fog
I just hope it's your bones that shatter not mine

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

This herculez09 story is way less compelling than RU_'s...

Get back on the horse RU_ and recommence regaling!

 

[RU_]

This herculez09 story is way less compelling than RU_'s...

Get back on the horse RU_ and recommence regaling!

That ships sailed SOAP. I'm way too awkward to manage to get anywhere with chicks.

 

[Perth gal]

That ships sailed SOAP. I'm way too awkward to manage to get anywhere with chicks.

I feel the same. The only males that like me are young blokes in their 20s and married guys (yuck) Wth is with that?

 

[RU_]

I feel the same. The only males that like me are young blokes in their 20s and married guys (yuck) Wth is with that?

I fit into one of those categories.

Your house or mine Perth gal?

 

[GreyCrow]

Anything you'd like to say?

Yep. Its all fantasy.

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

haha don't mean to scare u. but if she's acting in this manner after just a few conversations, imagine how she's gonna be after u plough her Bangladeshi rice crops. INB4 arranged marriage

The chase feels like it's over and my eagerness is starting to dissipate. I may as well ride it out and see what happens.

I'm a moron. You are all privy to my stream of terrible decisions.

 

[craigos]

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Makes me wonder what you've been telling her? Either way, I'd be hitting up Bunnings and installing a lock on your door.

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

Makes me wonder what you've been telling her? Either way, I'd be hitting up Bunnings and installing a lock on your door.

Surprisingly, I didn't really initiate anything. This all played out way too easily. If this was a film, it'd be the fake resolution that occurs midpoint in a film.

I'm pretty nervous about me accidentally leaving my laptop open with Bigfooty open and having a notification for this thread haha.

 

[craigos]

Surprisingly, I didn't really initiate anything. This all played out way too easily. If this was a film, it'd be the fake resolution that occurs midpoint in a film.

I'm pretty nervous about me accidentally leaving my laptop open with Bigfooty open and having a notification for this thread haha.

I'd be nervous too. Tenner she has already told her family and they're on their way from Dhaka as we speak.