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All young men should hook up with a cougar. Teaches them the ways of the world and not to put up with bullshit in the future.
Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the non-gender specific person of Your Desire (Part 8)
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All young men should hook up with a cougar. Teaches them the ways of the world and not to put up with bullshit in the future.
95%+ male. Not my thing. I'll pass on those odds.
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She's not saying couples that met on bigfooty she just means couples who are on bigfooty.... I think.
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Nice selective quoting there.
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Yep OES, I was referring to couples who are on BigFooty
But yeah it would be a good way to meet someone too
Ironically I just posted some of my dealbreakers on another thread (one of which is not liking the footy)
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Male seems to be the default assumption too
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Our mutual love for footy is one of the main reasons bluey and I are together. (Along with our mutual love for good grammar)
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Yeah that too.
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Lick my balls.Not fond of capital letters for proper nouns though I take it.
Mate... before you go all crazy. She's from a conservative country. Possibly a bf from bangladesh might still mean she's a virgin... having a bf from there might not mean that it's consummated....
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Just get any experience with any girl you can, after a while you'll get comfortable with being around average girls, then better than average girls, then instead of just being comfortable you'll start being relaxed/charming etc.
It's like new draftees playing in the McGoos, to learn how the game works.
Just remember who you are and where you came from so that 5-10 years from now you're not unnecessarily crushing girls that are in the position you once were.
So, if anyone wanted an update, here it goes:
Fatema and I went to a few bars on Saturday night, and obviously she stayed in my room that night.
The guy had started becoming increasingly wary of her and I, he had asked me why I was with her the day prior, and why I had lied about going to university when I was spending time with her lol.
Sunday morning, he started knocking on her door, she didn't answer, so he came to mine and started banging on it. I was like 'er, wait a second, I'm just putting clothes on (lol, how dumb am I?)'
When I answered the door, he asked 'is Fatema in there?' I was like 'yeah bro' and he asked why and I was like 'she's sleeping'.
He lost his s**t, called her mum saying she was in bed with a white guy and he found her naked (not true, she put clothes on before I answered the door). Then he called her ex bf that she broke up with for me, told him that she wants me for my passport and then tried calling her mum again another few times. Her mum said 'she is allowed to make her own decisions, if she wants to date a white guy, that's her choice, you don't get to tell her what she can or can't do, maybe if you can't let her live her life, you should move out and live a better life'. Her ex-bf shared the same sentiment and told him to leave her alone and that she's allowed to date whoever she wants, and that he knows she wouldn't date someone for a passport.
So that obviously all backfired for him, I guess he was expecting a more judgemental reaction from everyone.
So then he messaged her that he would * up her life or some s**t and she just ignored him.
It seems like he's planning on moving out now (that was already in the works because she had ended their friendship prior due to his creepiness/violence, I think this has just expedited the process).
#prayforherculez09
Fatema and I went to a few bars on Saturday night, and obviously she stayed in my room that night.
The guy had started becoming increasingly wary of her and I, he had asked me why I was with her the day prior, and why I had lied about going to university when I was spending time with her lol.
Sunday morning, he started knocking on her door, she didn't answer, so he came to mine and started banging on it. I was like 'er, wait a second, I'm just putting clothes on (lol, how dumb am I?)'
When I answered the door, he asked 'is Fatema in there?' I was like 'yeah bro' and he asked why and I was like 'she's sleeping'.
He lost his s**t, called her mum saying she was in bed with a white guy and he found her naked (not true, she put clothes on before I answered the door). Then he called her ex bf that she broke up with for me, told him that she wants me for my passport and then tried calling her mum again another few times. Her mum said 'she is allowed to make her own decisions, if she wants to date a white guy, that's her choice, you don't get to tell her what she can or can't do, maybe if you can't let her live her life, you should move out and live a better life'. Her ex-bf shared the same sentiment and told him to leave her alone and that she's allowed to date whoever she wants, and that he knows she wouldn't date someone for a passport.
So that obviously all backfired for him, I guess he was expecting a more judgemental reaction from everyone.
So then he messaged her that he would * up her life or some s**t and she just ignored him.
It seems like he's planning on moving out now (that was already in the works because she had ended their friendship prior due to his creepiness/violence, I think this has just expedited the process).
#prayforherculez09
anyone else feel a double-murder/suicide brewing?
I admit that I'm a little concerned, and we've been locking our bedroom doors at night to be safe.
I find solace in being 6'2 while he's probably 5'6.
Real talk though, if he starts anything, I'll just call the police.
Steal his woman and his visa.
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Oh well, gives us a new topic on the crime board to talk about, ey?
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Like a fairy tale?I feel like I'm reading a passage from a Mills and Boon story
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Worse
