Media The Bono Award

[NinjaSwan]

As respected Warriors player and board moderator NaturalDisaster pointed out during the week, today's rookies are simply too coddled and friendly with one another, there's no rivalry, no tough love, and one look at the front page sees countless rising star awards set out to make everyone a winner.

Thus I present to you the Bono award, named in honour of U2tigers, the man many perceive as responsible for the current epidemic of rookie circlejerking, which will be given to the rookie with the worst performance each week.

This week's Bono recipient is Bomber SammaGilberto who delivered a shocking performance with just 4 disposals whilst giving away 2 free kicks in 71% of game-time. If this wasn't bad enough, the Bombers actually outscored the opposition 26-0 whilst he was off the field in a game they lost by 4 points. One can only wonder what would've happened if he spent more time on the bench.



Congrats Samma!

 

[U2tigers]

I ******* hate Rookies, why would I want them to circlejerk?

Lay the Blame on the Ruck crap on me, but not Rookie s**t.


p.s. - it is kind of nice having an award named after me.

 

[Blacky]

We already have enough “biggest melt/melter” awards thanks.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Perpetual rookie circle-jerks are actually BLERN's fault. But I love the fact that everyone just blames Bono.

 

[Cap]

I ******* hate Rookies, why would I want them to circlejerk?

Lay the Blame on the Ruck crap on me, but not Rookie sh*t.


p.s. - it is kind of nice having an award named after me.

More of a rectangle man?

 

[SammaGilberto]

you ******* campaigners, theres a rookie chat that coddle eachother * that s**t, i graciously accept my award, may it be one of many

 

[SammaGilberto]

 

[Cap]

you ******* campaigners, theres a rookie chat that coddle eachother fu** that sh*t, i graciously accept my award, may it be one of many

I don't see a bit where we wanted to the rookie to post, just a like will suffice.

Bloody rookies these days

 

[SammaGilberto]

I don't see a bit where we wanted to the rookie to post, just a like will suffice.

Bloody rookies these days

don't worry, another bagger rookie will win it and kick start S30's season full of trophies

 

[TJASTA]

i can't believe that U2tigers would do something like this
jk yes i can because that guy sucks

 

[U2tigers]

i can't believe that U2tigers would do something like this
jk yes i can because that guy sucks

Wow, I'm honoured you bothered to show your dislike in more then 3 or 4 words.

 

[TJASTA]

Wow, I'm honoured you bothered to show your dislike in more then 3 or 4 words.

would you like a dislike bomb instead?

 

[Loonerty]

didnt read OP but I assume this award is for inserting yourself into arguments and getting very easily countered

 

[Pugsley]

I thought this thread was about releasing crap music after 2011.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I ******* hate Rookies, why would I want them to circlejerk?

Lay the Blame on the Ruck crap on me, but not Rookie sh*t.


p.s. - it is kind of nice having an award named after me.

I blame the death of popular music on you.

Plus the ruck and rookie stuff, but mainly the music.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I blame the death of popular music on you.

Plus the ruck and rookie stuff, but mainly the music.

Bono will never replace music.

 

[SweetD]

I thought this thread was about releasing crap music after 2011.

Subtract 15 years there budd.