The Boo Code

[Purple Suit]

Hi Flogs,
Since it looks like we'll be playing the $wans week 1, I was trying to figure out what the new booing rules are considering Adam will be back at Subi and I don't want to get an imaginary spear in my eye. In my searching, I undercovered an ancient text called - The Boo Code.



It has some pretty good stuff so thought the bay could help document the rules. West Coke fans should know them off by heart.

The Boo Code
~Rule 1~

Boo's before Goo's
Always make sure you boo the living shit out of the number 1 flog in the opposition before heaping praise on your overrated 10 touch magician.

 

[Purple Suit]

The Boo Code
~Rule 2~

Umpires have rights
The right to be booed into next week for every bad decision. Deep down they enjoy it, otherwise they wouldn't have become one.

 

[Despair]

The Boo Code
~Rule 3~

Don't celebrate when someone kicks a goal, because there might be someone else in the crowd who is using the same celebration as a thin veil for their inner racist

 

[vjknight]

casper likes this

 

[Mofra]

Boo Code
~Rule no 5~

It is perfectly acceptable to everyone except Robbo to boo an opposition captain who admits he may have taken non-ASADA substances that have boosted his performance

 

[Impunity!]

Boo Code
~Rule number six~

Fremantle fans should feel free to boo Adam Goodes because the booing probably came from a Wet Toast racist who managed to sneak into Subi Oval

 

[Mudd]

Boo Code
~Rule no 7~

Thou may boo thy opposition flog unless in the prescence of thy sacred spear.

 

[GWBogan]

Will the boos be pre-recorded?

 

[The_Game_1981]

Boo Code
~Rule no 8~

Do not Boo Jack Watts, now that booing has been labeled racist one should not risk having it labeled sexist as well.

 

[Bender_]

Boo Code

~Rule no 9~

You can't spell Boobs with Boo, and Boobs are great, thus by extension making Boos a gift from a divine power for the enjoyment of all mankind.

 

[vjknight]

Boo Code

~Rule no 9~

You can't spell Boobs with Boo, and Boobs are great, thus by extension making Boos a gift from a divine power for the enjoyment of all mankind.

so boobs is just boo with added BS ?

 

[Bender_]

so boobs is just boo with added BS ?

Boobs.

 

[bombersfan4000]

casper likes this

You would have been upset and in tears whilst supporting the swans earlier on! Turncoat

 

[Purple Suit]

The Boo Code
~Rule 10~

If it quacks, boo back
Ducking, free kick drawing leeches have no morals, integrity or love of the game. Inflict physical punishment on their ears while enjoying a few beers.

 

[Les Norton]

Rule number - whatever.
Go your hardest I reckon

 

[Les Norton]

You would have been upset and in tears whilst supporting the swans earlier on! Turncoat

Your stupidity is something quite amazing. It's almost hypnotic.

 

[WayneHarmes]

Rule number 4...no ****ters

 

[Provost_]

Rule number 4...no ****ters

Thanks Bruce.

 

[Komrade_Tiger]

Rule number 11

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck then your a racist for calling it a duck

 

[vjknight]

inb4 rule no 13........THIRTEEN

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Rule number 29

Anyone who doesn't boo that flog bucket Boomer Harvey should be immediately ejected from the stadium.

Most hateable player playing in this year's finals by a country mile ..

 

[Purple Suit]

The Boo Code
~Rule 14~

Learn to count

The Boo Code
~Rule 15~

No Fat chicks.
Always boo fat chicks or players who have married fat chicks. See rule 29.

 

[Texicana]

Boo's are just Boob's without the double B - everyone knows that double anything is irrelevant unless its D's or above

Show us your Boo's

 

[craffles]

Rule Number #645

Thou shalt not boo an inadequate thread, thou shall instead request that original poster be bestowed upon the grand honour of permanent placement of said thread into thy divvy vehicle.

 

[KeilorUnder9s]

Boo Code
~Rule no 8~

Do not Boo Jack Watts, now that booing has been labeled racist one should not risk having it labeled sexist as well.

Nope it is ok to Boo Jack, he is white.