Do one about school - I'll help you out.
Schools are prisons where lazy parents send their children to effectively cut the amount of time and effort involved in caring for them by half via glorified re-education day care centers.
Hippies and overly right-wing Christian fundamentalists who fear that their children will be exposed to reality and reject the mental ******ation-themed hivemind of their religious dogma often opt for alternative form of education known as homeschooling or private (IE non-public, non-government-funded) schooling.
Unfortunately, these parents who opt for home or private school fail to realise that their children will end up developmentally stunted without the prescribed curriculum of self-loathing and apathy that can only be learned at a public school.
Schools in Londontown are over-populated buildings used by ____ and ____ to practise their stabbing skills before moving into the real world. At school they learn how to: stand around in crowds intimidating old women, hover a B-Ball cap on their heads at a jaunty angle, say axe instead of ask (amongst other linguistical errors), practise an accent unknown to any other culture on the planet and most importantly; how to steal pokemon cards. There are no teachers - or jokerz in ____ speak - at schools in Londontown as they have all been "jabbed up" and "diced" by children wearing Boxfresh pyjamas.
Like the Catholic church, schools are also excellent places for pedophiles to find work. If you are a lucky male student, you COULD get a 25-30-year-old female teacher who's a bimbo and will spread her legs for the entire male population of her class and later file a lawsuit against one's school for the consensual sex.