The Boredom Thread

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

ssfc0203 said:
WOOOO!

I went to the game today, and it was so f'n awesome

But Port supporters - FERAL. Lock them up and throw the keys away.

Well done.

Go Swans.

Now bring on next round, so the Pies can get back on the winners list and annihilate the Tigs.

ShearMagic9 · Mar 30, 2008

ssfc0203 said:
WOOOO!

I went to the game today, and it was so f'n awesome

But Port supporters - FERAL. Lock them up and throw the keys away.

Yep.

The biggest ferals in the world are the old Port supporters.

1799 for dream team this week, what did everyone else get?

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

fantastic_crows said:
Yep.

The biggest ferals in the world are the old Port supporters.

1799 for dream team this week, what did everyone else get?

Don't wanna talk about it.

Rick18 · Mar 30, 2008

Well my DT was shocking, but a slight improvement on last week - 1,553. Hoping to make another couple of changes next week and possibly get about 1,700 and be happy by the start of the league.

Supercoach - 2,149. Happy man

Go North

chickens_law · Mar 30, 2008

1795 for DT. I love Big COX.

Tambling = hack.

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

I need to make 2 big trades this week, otherwise I'm going to be shit all year.

I got like 1472. Disgrace.

But I'll bounce back easily.

ShearMagic9 · Mar 30, 2008

1,472

I thought I signed up to your league for some competition?

chickens_law · Mar 30, 2008

fantastic_crows said:
1,472

I thought I signed up to your league for some competition?

Nerf obviously has Presti in his DT.

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

fantastic_crows said:
1,472

I thought I signed up to your league for some competition?

Leave me alone!

It's not fair! All my so called star players are averaging like 40. It's disgraceful.

chickens_law said:
Nerf obviously has Presti in his DT.

Bad! Why does he keep getting 0!?

I've got 2 more rounds to get my act together. I'll bounce back quick, and you shall all boweth down before me!

ssfc0203 · Mar 30, 2008

I got 1472-ish too, i think.Major improvement of last year, but some idiots got injured, so i have to trade them.Hall, Pavlich :thumbsu:

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

W00h. Ali G is on.

Mr P@H · Mar 30, 2008

Rubbish performance from my Supercoach, not so sure about Dreamteam with my randomised players. Slightly better.

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

God Bless the people from the Bonds marketting team. Their ads bring endless joy to my penis, I mean... to my, shit, damn. I meant to my... ahh **** it.

Rick18 · Mar 30, 2008

Nerf, I just noticed that even though you seem to post every two minutes, you only average <2 posts a day? Why did you join way back in 2004 and not start posting for ages?

ShearMagic9 · Mar 30, 2008

Mr P@H said:
Rubbish performance from my Supercoach, not so sure about Dreamteam with my randomised players. Slightly better.

Yeah, if I was you I wouldn't check your dream team

I was wondering why it was so shit, but it being randomised makes it slightly better.

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

Rick18 said:
Nerf, I just noticed that even though you seem to post every two minutes, you only average <2 posts a day? Why did you join way back in 2004 and not start posting for ages?

That's a good question Riccardo. And I will answer it quite simply.

But first you must understand something...

You see there was this 13yo at school, and one day he asked his teacher what a cardboard box was. The teacher went psycho at him, and told him to go to the principles office. So the boy goes to the principles office, and when asked why he was kicked out of his classroom, the boy replied that he just asked what a cardboard box was. The principle threw his lamp through his office window, expelled the boy and told him to get the **** out and go home.

So the little boy goes home, and is greeted by his mother who asks why he is home from school early. The boy says he was expelled for asking what a cardboard box was. The mother burnt her arm with her iron and told the boy to go to his bedroom to wait for his father to get home.

So the boys father gets home, goes up to his sons room and asks him what the **** he did to make his mother so angry. The boy says to his father that he just wanted to know what a cardboard box was. The boys father puts his fist through his sons TV, kicks his son out of his house and dis-owns him.

So the boy is now homeless, walking the streets by himself when a limo pulls up beside him. Inside is the Prime Minister who asks the boy why he is all by himself, living on the streets. The boy says that he was kicked out of his house because he asked what a cardboard box was. The Prime Minister shoots his limo driver in the back of the head, and deports the boy from the country.

So now the little boy is in Ireland somewhere, sitting on a rock in the freezing cold. When an elderly lady joins him by the rock. The lady asks the boy why he is by himself in Ireland. The little boy says he was kicked out of Australia for asking what a cardboard box was. The elderly lady says "You don't know what a cardboard box is? Why I'll tell you, but first I have to go do something." So the lady goes across the street to a building, and doesn't emerge out of there for another 4 hours while the boy is still waiting on the rock.

Finally the lady comes out of the building, starts walking across to the boy, when she gets hit by a bus, and dies.

So there you have it Rick. I hope you have your answer.

Rick18 · Mar 30, 2008

Hahahaha, can I nominate that for post of the year? Pisser

Well, anyway I'm getting an early night so I can wake up for Wrrrrrrrrrestlllllemaaaaaaniiiiaaaaaa!

Adios :thumbsu:

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

Rick18 said:
Hahahaha, can I nominate that for post of the year? Pisser

Well, anyway I'm getting an early night so I can wake up for Wrrrrrrrrrestlllllemaaaaaaniiiiaaaaaa!

Adios

Why certainly, you may. Afterall I do my best work after midnight... oh wait...

It's only 11:13pm, WM ain't till 10am. Soft!

But catch.

TorresIsGod · Mar 30, 2008

You suck Nerf, can I have that time I spent reading that back please? What a waste

Rick18 · Mar 30, 2008

Well, actually I just finished downloading a Mitch Hedberg album, so looks like I'm listening to that before I head off.

Got 6/8 in tipping this week, takes me to 12, happy with that. :thumbsu:

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

Djibril Cisse said:
You suck Nerf, can I have that time I spent reading that back please? What a waste

Now you know how everyone on the Carlton board feels when they read your threads Dribble.

TorresIsGod · Mar 30, 2008

I got 0 in tipping this week, because I'm not in any comps

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 30, 2008

Rick18 said:
Well, actually I just finished downloading a Mitch Hedberg album, so looks like I'm listening to that before I head off.

Got 6/8 in tipping this week, takes me to 12, happy with that.

I got 5, I don't know why I tipped Kangas. But that was my gamble for the week. Much tehsuck.

What's a Mitch Hedgehog?

TorresIsGod · Mar 30, 2008

NeRFaHoLIc said:
Now you know how everyone on the Carlton board feels when they read your threads Dribble.

In the last two weeks, my threads have been awesome!

People are even agreeing with me on the Carlton board!

TorresIsGod · Mar 30, 2008

Kangaroos won, didn't they?...

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