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:eek:

That was hurtful. No ice-cream* for you.

*You can ask Dribble for some buttered chicken flavoured ice-cream, but he'll only give it to you if you get down on your knees and beg nicely :)
 

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Anything apart from Blackjack....
Blackjack is good. But I have never played it at the casino. Although I don't go to the casino often as I never seem to know when to stop.

But if I do, I always play roulette. Roulette is the only game worth playing. I'll never forget the day I won $300 on roulette. :D

I'm ashamed however to say I use to be a Pokie Machine loser. Twasn't my fault though, the first time I ever played pokies I won $80 off $1. Then the next time I played I won $250 off $50 (so in actual fact I won $200). Then it went all down hill from there...

Poker... I was scarred for life because of my first time playing poker. Sif I lose a ten high straight to a jack high straight. Stupid old fart next to me.

Much tehsuck.

Roulette > All.
 

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Blackjack is good. But I have never played it at the casino. Although I don't go to the casino often as I never seem to know when to stop.

But if I do, I always play roulette. Roulette is the only game worth playing. I'll never forget the day I won $300 on roulette. :D

I'm ashamed however to say I use to be a Pokie Machine loser. Twasn't my fault though, the first time I ever played pokies I won $80 off $1. Then the next time I played I won $250 off $50 (so in actual fact I won $200). Then it went all down hill from there...

Poker... I was scarred for life because of my first time playing poker. Sif I lose a ten high straight to a jack high straight. Stupid old fart next to me.

Much tehsuck.

Roulette > All.
Yeah, walking past the poker tables is a bit intimidating at the Cas, a lot of high rollers there :p

Haven't ever tried Casino War Nerf? Legitimate 50-50 chance of winning :thumbsu:
 

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Yeah, walking past the poker tables is a bit intimidating at the Cas, a lot of high rollers there :p

Haven't ever tried Casino War Nerf? Legitimate 50-50 chance of winning :thumbsu:
I don't even know what Casino War is?

Why can't you play UNO for money at the Cas?

That'd be shibby.
 

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Casino War is simple:

You put your bet down, and you get drawn a random card. The dealer also gets a random card. The person with the higher card wins :D
Wow...

Don't card games at casinos have to have some kind of element of 'skill' before they can be legalised?

UNO has more skill...

Bullshit has more skill...

Now Bullshit is a card game...

*Has flashbacks to Year 11 History when teacher was away*

Ahh... that deck of cards we found was a God send.
 

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Wow...

Don't card games at casinos have to have some kind of element of 'skill' before they can be legalised?

UNO has more skill...

Bullshit has more skill...

Now Bullshit is a card game...

*Has flashbacks to Year 11 History when teacher was away*

Ahh... that deck of cards we found was a God send.
Haha, I can only imagine what you got up to :eek::p

Now, I will not be distracted, Ana Ivanovic and some Wozniacki chick are on my computer screen playing tennis...not that I'm watching the ball.
 

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Haha, I can only imagine what you got up to :eek::p

Now, I will not be distracted, Ana Ivanovic and some Wozniacki chick are on my computer screen playing tennis...not that I'm watching the ball.
Ahem...

I'm sorry ******o Riccardo...

The following women are mine. You may not look at, fantasize about, or use as material... ever:

Jennifer Hawkins. Miranda Kerr. Maria Sharapova. Ana Ivanovic. Maria Kirilenko. Daniela Hantuchova. Jessica Alba. Holly Valance. Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I could pretty much go on for days. But the first 4 are big no-nos.

Comprende?
 
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