The Boredom Thread

[TorresIsGod]

You could Nerf, you could also call me Mr. Torres (if it's not too much trouble)

 

[Mr P@H]

I reckon that Sidey does a good job, not sure why Jimmy Anderson still gets picked, what about Broady? Unless he's not fit?...

Surely he's about England's best quick at this stage, what happened to Tremlett and Plunkett, I'd rather them bowling that Harmy? And Saj is a terrible, terrible, cricketer!

Broad probably should have played so they don't want him to play too much cricket.

Why don't we call you how Phil Thompson pronounces Cisse, Cissy

 

[TorresIsGod]

See.

I told you all she wanted me.

It was obvious to everyone! Clearly she wants you.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Nerf's a good bloke! He'll treat you right... until you tell him that Carlton > Collingwood and that Murphy > Pendlebury and that Hampson > Fraser, then he'll crack the shits!

I won't crack the shits...

I'll just do this to you...

Then this...

But other than that... I have a good temperament.

 

[Rick18]

Pfft.

Weak.

Don't you remember anything from being a kid?

Throwing a tantrum always works.

Or you coulda just Pounced whoever gave an iPod to you.

Haha, I guess so.
But looking on the positive side of things, I get to go through all my old CD's...didn't realise how much of an obsession I had with Eminem back in my early high school days...thank god I grew out of it .
I do still love 'Lose Yourself' though.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Or, you could call me Sir Fernando Torres, the greatest striker in the world.

Phil Thompson is a strange character, have you seen the footage of Super Saturday when the FA Cup tie vs. H & W was on? Quality footage!

Broad should definitely have played, in my opinion, he's clearly your best pace bowler, oh that's right, I forgot Hoggy played didn't he.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

You could Nerf, you could also call me Mr. Torres (if it's not too much trouble)

Well... I could do that.

But Fernando Torres just sucks incredible amounts of penis.

You, do not suck incredible amounts of penis.

So, I would not like to associate you with that person.

I could however call you The Great Dazzling Dane Swan Junior...

However TGDDS is a God, and you still tehsuck.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

See.

I told you all she wanted me.

Oh yeah, I totally go for strange men that I meet on the internet.....

 

[TorresIsGod]

If you're an Eminem fan, you're no friend of mine of Nerfs, I dunno about MG13, she might be a (cleaning out your) closet Eminem fan.

 

[Mr P@H]

Or, you could call me Sir Fernando Torres, the greatest striker in the world.

Phil Thompson is a strange character, have you seen the footage of Super Saturday when the FA Cup tie vs. H & W was on? Quality footage!

Broad should definitely have played, in my opinion, he's clearly your best pace bowler, oh that's right, I forgot Hoggy played didn't he.

Yeah, such a lege.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Haha, I guess so.
But looking on the positive side of things, I get to go through all my old CD's...didn't realise how much of an obsession I had with Eminem back in my early high school days...thank god I grew out of it .
I do still love 'Lose Yourself' though.

I too at one stage liked Eminem...

And Backstreet Boys... and Five... and Nync... oh god.

Thank god I learnt the error of my ways and now only listen to good music.

Like The Beatles (Gods among men), and Weird Al Yankovic (more Godlier than Ringo).

 

[TorresIsGod]

I believe I am better than TGDDS.

So in the order of things, it would be Sir Fernando Torres > Me > Mr P@H > TGGDS > MG13 > You > Rick

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

If you're an Eminem fan, you're no friend of mine of Nerfs, I dunno about MG13, she might be a (cleaning out your) closet Eminem fan.

Eminem sux balls!!!

 

[Mr P@H]

I too at one stage liked Eminem...

And Backstreet Boys... and Five... and Nync... oh god.

Thank god I learnt the error of my ways and now only listen to good music.

Like The Beatles (Gods among men), and Weird Al Yankovic (more Godlier than Ringo).

Steps and SClub ftw

 

[TorresIsGod]

Cold Chisel > The Beatles, however, I cannot disagree with your Weird Al comment, he pwns all! Everyone else much tehsuck compared to him

 

[TorresIsGod]

Interesting Mr P@H, are you attracted to males or females?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Oh yeah, I totally go for strange men that I meet on the internet.....

Yay! She called me a man! W00h! Clearly that means she digs older guys.

I'm not strange Courtnie, I am uber hot.

Here is a picture of me on a bad day...

Look at those abs... you could bounce a 20 cent coin off them.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Steps and SClub ftw

SClub7 did rule.

Those chicks...

VERY NICE! HIGH FIVE!

 

[Mr P@H]

Interesting Mr P@H, are you attracted to males or females?

Bit of both.....

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Yay! She called me a man! W00h! Clearly that means she digs older guys.

I'm not strange Courtnie, I am uber hot.

Here is a picture of me on a bad day...

Look at those abs... you could bounce a 20 cent coin off them.

Mmmm.... he is nice, that guy in the picture has a nice body....
Pity I don't believe it's you.... nice try....

 

[TorresIsGod]

Courtnie, with an 'ie' is very interesting.

And Ash... that's clearly some homosexual wrestler, Mr P@H might know who it is

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Interesting Mr P@H, are you attracted to males or females?

After just posting a picture of *cough* myself *cough*.

I have turned every man posting on this thread gay. Except you Sir.

And every female just had one massive orgasm.

That's right lads. The female orgasm does exist.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Interesting Mr P@H... go the Inferno Devils!!!!!!

 

[TorresIsGod]

*Cough* a picture of you *Cough*

Girls can only have an orgasm and squirt when I'm with them

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Mmmm.... he is nice, that guy in the picture has a nice body....
Pity I don't believe it's you.... nice try....

Clearly that is me... I mean... clearly...

I am the Sharman of Sexy...

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