The Boredom Thread

[Rick18]

After just posting a picture of *cough* myself *cough*.

I have turned every man posting on this thread gay. Except you Sir.

And every female just had one massive orgasm.

That's right lads. The female orgasm does exist.

I feel dirty for saying this...but if I were to turn for any man, I would turn for Morrison. To paraphrase Richie:
"It wouldn't take too much for me to turn for Morrison, that's how good I think he is"

Now to wash the feeling of dirtiness off me

 

[Mr P@H]

Interesting Mr P@H... go the Inferno Devils!!!!!!

I'm not that interesting really

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

*Cough* a picture of you *Cough*

Girls can only have an orgasm and squirt when I'm with them

Pfft.

You couldn't get a super soaker to squirt.

NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT! SUCCCCKKKKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

*cough*

New topic please..... take your sexual fantasies somewhere else.....

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I feel dirty for saying this...but if I were to turn for any man, I would turn for Morrison. To paraphrase Richie:
"It wouldn't take too much for me to turn for Morrison, that's how good I think he is"

Now to wash the feeling of dirtiness off me

It's okay...

You're just a homo. That's all.

 

[Mr P@H]

*cough*

New topic please..... take your sexual fantasies somewhere else.....

They're clearly not getting any

 

[Rick18]

Pfft.

You couldn't get a super soaker to squirt.

NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT! SUCCCCKKKKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Where do you get all of these wrestling emoticons from? I want some!!

Speaking of wrestling Nerf, who do you think has the best entrance theme?

 

[Rick18]

It's okay...

You're just a homo. That's all.

Hey am not!!!
*politically correct part of post*
not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Mr P@H]

Hey am not!!!
*politically correct part of post*
not that there's anything wrong with that...

Of course not luvvie

 

[TorresIsGod]

I'd turn for Fernando Torres in a heart beat, I love him, get him up here, I wanna boof him!

Nerf, I can get a super soaker to squirt without pumping or pressing the trigger, that's how amazing I am.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Where do you get all of these wrestling emoticons from? I want some!!

Speaking of wrestling Nerf, who do you think has the best entrance theme?

Easily Cena. Tis my ringtone.

There's so many good ones to choose from. So I can't really pick one.

But I can tell you who has the worst. Jeff Hardy by a mile... his new theme is absolute shizen mchizen! His old one was like one of the best. It's like he went from Stairway To Heaven to Achy Breaky Heart. What a ********.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Shelton Benjamin has the best entrance music/best entrance/best attire/best hair style/best wrestling moves/best finisher/best everything!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I'd turn for Fernando Torres in a heart beat, I love him, get him up here, I wanna boof him!

Nerf, I can get a super soaker to squirt without pumping or pressing the trigger, that's how amazing I am.

Lies Cisse.

You also could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 

[TorresIsGod]

In my opinion, Achy Breaky Heart > Stairway to Heaven anyway Nerf! Take that!

 

[Rick18]

Easily Cena. Tis my ringtone.

There's so many good ones to choose from. So I can't really pick one.

But I can tell you who has the worst. Jeff Hardy by a mile... his new theme is absolute shizen mchizen! His old one was like one of the best. It's like he went from Stairway To Heaven to Achy Breaky Heart. What a ********.

Lol, very true about Hardy. The song doesn't sound too bad, it just doesn't fit as an entrance theme though.

Mine's Edge by a loooong way, but only because I'm a massive Alter Bridge fan. Love their work

 

[TorresIsGod]

That's nothing compared to you sucking a tennis ball through a drinking straw! xD

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

weird......

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

*cough*

New topic please..... take your sexual fantasies somewhere else.....

Ok Courtnie... we'll talk about...

Elmo.

You do realise Elmo is for lil kids?

I mean, sure, you are a chick and everything. But Elmo is just not cool.

Blues Clues however, that is acceptable. I would buy the entire DVD collection of that if I could.

 

[Rick18]

Shelton Benjamin has the best entrance music/best entrance/best attire/best hair style/best wrestling moves/best finisher/best everything!

Sif! That guy in TNA who does the flipping piledriver has the best finisher?
Canadian Destroyer? Is that what it's called?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

That's nothing compared to you sucking a tennis ball through a drinking straw! xD

10 points for that.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Blues Clues eh.

Is that like a clue for Carlton supporter on when we might actually win another Premiership?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Lol, very true about Hardy. The song doesn't sound too bad, it just doesn't fit as an entrance theme though.

Mine's Edge by a loooong way, but only because I'm a massive Alter Bridge fan. Love their work

Yeh Edge's is right up there. I go psycho when that comes on in the car.

Same with Randy's. And Kennedys.

 

[Mr P@H]

Ok Courtnie... we'll talk about...

Elmo.

You do realise Elmo is for lil kids?

I mean, sure, you are a chick and everything. But Elmo is just not cool.

Blues Clues however, that is acceptable. I would buy the entire DVD collection of that if I could.

They don't make 'em like Blues Clues anymore.... or M.I. High, now that is quality

 

[TorresIsGod]

Sif! That guy in TNA who does the flipping piledriver has the best finisher?
Canadian Destroyer? Is that what it's called?

I wouldn't have a clue, never seen an episode of TNA in my life, Nerf would know, I've only ever seen when Shark Boy was 'Stone Cold' which I watched on Youtube because Nerf linked me to it

 

[Rick18]

Blues Clues however, that is acceptable. I would buy the entire DVD collection of that if I could.

Is that the show where the host necked himself in his hotel room?