The Boredom Thread

[NeRFaHoLIc]

The Italian man goes to Malta...

Wun-uv-a dai I go to Malta and stay in da big-a motel. In da morneeng I go down for brekfest and ask fa two piss of toast. The waidress, she only bring-a me wun. I say ey I want two piss, she say go to da toilet. I say, you no undstand, I want two piss on my plate. She say you bedder no piss on da plate you son um-ma beach! I don even noe dis lady and she call me son um-ma beach.

Classic joke.

 

[walkers a legend]

Im a little bit maltese.

 

[beez]

Do they make Malteasers in Malta? They are so friggin yummy

 

[thatday]

It is amazing how many people ask that question.

 

[walkers a legend]

It is amazing how many people ask that question.

I know or when they start going but isn't being maltese mean your a dog.

 

[thatday]

Australians aren't ignorant at all.

I swear, sometimes we are nearly as bad as Americans.

 

[thatday]

No offence beez btw, if any was caused it wasn't intentional.

 

[beez]

Am I supposed to take offence that you implied I am ignorant?

I've never heard that Maltese dog joke before, I might use it next time

 

[walkers a legend]

Am I supposed to take offence that you implied I am ignorant?

I've never heard that Maltese dog joke before, I might use it next time

Its not really a joke it is just how stupid people can be.

 

[chickens_law]

Dont bag Maltese dogs.

 

[Rick18]

The Italian man goes to Malta...

Wun-uv-a dai I go to Malta and stay in da big-a motel. In da morneeng I go down for brekfest and ask fa two piss of toast. The waidress, she only bring-a me wun. I say ey I want two piss, she say go to da toilet. I say, you no undstand, I want two piss on my plate. She say you bedder no piss on da plate you son um-ma beach! I don even noe dis lady and she call me son um-ma beach.

Classic joke.

I remember that, I had it on tape somewhere, shows how old it is

The part with the bed is better.

Of course I don't have the ability to make it sound funny

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I remember that, I had it on tape somewhere, shows how old it is

The part with the bed is better.

Of course I don't have the ability to make it sound funny

Did I succeed?

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Dont bag Maltese dogs.

True, I have one.

 

[thatday]

Am I supposed to take offence that you implied I am ignorant?

I've never heard that Maltese dog joke before, I might use it next time

Some people find that sort of thing offensive. Just thought I would get in just incase.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

The Italian man goes to Malta...

Wun-uv-a dai I go to Malta and stay in da big-a motel. In da morneeng I go down for brekfest and ask fa two piss of toast. The waidress, she only bring-a me wun. I say ey I want two piss, she say go to da toilet. I say, you no undstand, I want two piss on my plate. She say you bedder no piss on da plate you son um-ma beach! I don even noe dis lady and she call me son um-ma beach.

Classic joke.

So anyway...

Layda on I go to a biga restorontey, and da waitress, she bring me a nife, a spoon, but no fock. I say hey, I wan ta fock. She say everybody wan ta fock. I say you noe undstand? I wan ta fock on my table. She say you beda no fock on da table you son uh-ma beach!

So now I angree and I go back to biga motel. And deh are no sheits on da bed. I call da manager and say hey I wan ta sheit. He say go to da toilet. I say you noe undstand? I wan ta sheit on my bed. HE SAY YOU BEDA NO SHEIT ON DA BET YOU SON UH-MA BEACH!

Whata weith evarybode call me son uh-ma beach? I'ma go back to Italia.

 

[ssfc0203]

Ha. Maltese/Aussie bashers.


Good thing I'm neither. Well. Not born here Aussie. Live nearly all of my life here Aussie yeah.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Ha. Maltese/Aussie bashers.


Good thing I'm neither. Well. Not born here Aussie. Live nearly all of my life here Aussie yeah.

Interesting...

I don't even know where that came from.

I had too much Maccas.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Anyways.

Night all.

 

[TorresIsGod]

I've decided to make a breif reappearance in this thread, only to mention to you guys that beez is a weirdo

 

[walkers a legend]

I've decided to make a breif reappearance in this thread, only to mention to you guys that beez is a weirdo

Whats a spec moderator ?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Whats a spec moderator ?

He got it through the 'Make A Wish Foundation'.

Dribble was unfortunately born without the left and right side of his brain. Poor guy. Such a little trooper though.

His one wish was to be a BigFooty Moderator. So he doesn't really have any privileges etc. but he feels just as Special.

 

[beez]

I've decided to make a breif reappearance in this thread, only to mention to you guys that beez is a weirdo

Yes, yes I am, but dont be too scared people.

I will remind DC about Riise's header, awesome wasnt it?

But you cant reply with anything in regards to the final, coz that would just be mean

 

[ClarkeM]

HJ for the win!

Had it yesterday! Yum yum yum!

 

[The_Young_Gun]

****ing flue...

So annoying!!!!!

 

[The_Young_Gun]

8000th POST.......

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