The Boredom Thread

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Highly uncool of you.

And you know what I do to people who aren't cool.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Where is everyone? Surely we can get this bad boy to 1,000 posts tonight.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

I'm here..... come to think of it I am pretty bored..... but what to talk about.... hrmmm....

 

[Rick18]

Hey everyone, just got back from the first day of our 18's cricket grand final and we got absolutely smashed. My return for bowling well is currently feeling like my lower back has Triple H smashing his sledgehammer on it over and over again.
We got hit for 282 off 44 overs; somehow I got 2/39 off 12. Shows you how the rest of the team went

 

[Mr P@H]

Yeah, people get surprised I'm a chick and know so much about footy. Blatant sexism that they think we sit and drool at players on the sidelines in short shorts.
Sitting and drooling is like a side dish

Test went well, I think. But it was a 2 unit test, so I don't know whether I should be happy or feel nothing ?

*Lol, Mr G rules. He's looks kind of like a teacher at school we used to think was a stripper, except with less hair, a toupee and age spots.
"Mr Warren, so hot, want to touch the hiney, AWOOWOO!"

That's what i do....,..

Cricket is certainly not "FTW" atm, deary Dreary stuff

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Hey everyone, just got back from the first day of our 18's cricket grand final and we got absolutely smashed. My return for bowling well is currently feeling like my lower back has Triple H smashing his sledgehammer on it over and over again.
We got hit for 282 off 44 overs; somehow I got 2/39 off 12. Shows you how the rest of the team went

Just make a double century tomorrow off your own bat. You can do it! :thumbsdu:

 

[Mr P@H]

Just make a double century tomorrow off your own bat. You can do it! :thumbsdu:

or ??

 

[Rick18]

Just make a double century tomorrow off your own bat. You can do it! :thumbsdu:

Well it's next Friday actually, and they changed the rules (only for the finals mind you) that you have to retire at 100 .
Who's got ideas on how to cure back pain? Anything at all would be greatly appreciated lol.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

or ??

I like to keep my fans guessing...

Yes, yes that's it.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Well it's next Friday actually, and they changed the rules (only for the finals mind you) that you have to retire at 100 .
Who's got ideas on how to cure back pain? Anything at all would be greatly appreciated lol.

What kind of bullshit rule is that?

Might aswell make it 99. Dipshits.

Curing back pain... I know of a substance, but, I can't say it's legal.

 

[Rick18]

What kind of bullshit rule is that?

Might aswell make it 99. Dipshits.

Curing back pain... I know of a substance, but, I can't say it's legal.

Yep, fairly shocking rule. One of the blokes from the other team (East Doncaster for those of you keeping score) scored a ton and there was a big fuss about whether he should stay on, because basically no one knew the rules. So I'm like 'it's a grand final, he's allowed to keep on batting'

He could have made 400 if he stayed in

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Yep, fairly shocking rule. One of the blokes from the other team (East Doncaster for those of you keeping score) scored a ton and there was a big fuss about whether he should stay on, because basically no one knew the rules. So I'm like 'it's a grand final, he's allowed to keep on batting'

He could have made 400 if he stayed in

Yeah, I can see them easily bringing that rule into every other competition.

Just like Gillie shoulda been forced to go off in last years World Cup Final against Sri Lanka.

Or, if a player kicks 5 goals in the Grand Final, he is forced to go off and that team must play with one player less.

Or in tennis if you serve more than 10 aces, you have to serve underarm from then onwards.

What a crock! I demand justice!

 

[Rick18]

Or in tennis if you serve more than 10 aces, you have to serve underarm from then onwards.

Underarm serves work well on Topspin

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Underarm serves work well on Topspin

Oh most definitely.

W00T W00T! Collingwood beat the Dorks!

The future captain kicked 2.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Oh most definitely.

W00T W00T! Collingwood beat the Dorks!

The future captain kicked 2.

I'm so bored. Nothing to do.

Might watch a movie but don't know what. Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Beginning is on Foxtel soon, might go watch that.

 

[ssfc0203]

Highly uncool of you.

And you know what I do to people who aren't cool.

You know what I do to people who aren't cool?
..aah, better not tell you. Don't want Nerf's jack off I'm amazing fest (otherwise known as the Boredom thread) to stagnate

That's what i do....,..

Cricket is certainly not "FTW" atm, deary Dreary stuff

English cricket always is, that's why the Ashes are special. Either Pietersen taken his shirt off and England lose or England win and embarass Australia. It works both ways for me

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

You know what I do to people who aren't cool?
..aah, better not tell you. Don't want Nerf's jack off I'm amazing fest (otherwise known as the Boredom thread) to stagnate

Well I spit in the face of those who aren't cool...

So I hope yours is the opposite of spitting.

 

[ssfc0203]

I can't suck spit back up if that's what you're implying..

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I don't know what I'm implying.

All I know is I'm bored, I'ma go watch some Foxtel.

 

[ssfc0203]

I need to sleep, but 10:30 is baby-bye-nappy time

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

 

[ssfc0203]

How else will he afford jumpers to read books on cold days otherwise?

I just came from tutoring, having had a lot of fun. I don't think fun is the point of tutoring, though.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

I'm watching the 2002 grand final...... I was really bored & was looking through all our tapes & came accross this one..... I don't remember much of the game so I thought I'd watch it.......
I think we're winning atm.....

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I'm watching the 2002 grand final...... I was really bored & was looking through all our tapes & came accross this one..... I don't remember much of the game so I thought I'd watch it.......
I think we're winning atm.....

Worst birthday ever that day.

I'm so bored, and there is absolutely nothing on Foxtel (what a surprise).

I think I might pop in the Season 2007 Highlights DVD.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

How else will he afford jumpers to read books on cold days otherwise?

I'll pay him to stop making movies.

Especially horror, my god. He did okay with remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Amityville Horror, but TCM Beginning is absolutely shit. And he's going to be a producer in the remakes of Friday the 13th and Nightmare On Elm Street. So chances are, they will absolutely suck balls.