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NeRFaHoLIc

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Can i cut it off Nerf and stitch it onto mine? :D
I would lend it to you buddy, I would.

But no object, no matter how sharp or strong, can cut through this magnificent piece of equipment. I have to wear titanium underwear, otherwise when I see a hot chick and get an erection, anyone standing within 10km in front of me will get fatally impaled.
 

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You probably got an erection while thinking of Courntie Ash, and Tarkyn was smoking your extremely large penis because... you're not wearing your titanium underwear???
 

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......It's the emblem of,
the team we love,
the team of the red and the blue!!!
Stop singing the Melbourne theme song! :cool:

It makes me sick, stupid Melbourne for beating Carlton in our last ever AFL game at Princes Park, ****ers.
 

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You probably got an erection while thinking of Courntie Ash, and Tarkyn was smoking your extremely large penis because... you're not wearing your titanium underwear???
I shan't dignify that with a response. :D

Stop singing the Melbourne theme song! :cool:

It makes me sick, stupid Melbourne for beating Carlton in our last ever AFL game at Princes Park, ****ers.
And haha, cop that! That's what Carlton get for being a massive rabble.
 
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