The Boredom Thread

ShearMagic9 · Mar 17, 2008

NeRFaHoLIc said:
Yeh, you just drive for 15 minutes, and you gotta do one park etc. (reverse parallel, 20m reverse, angle park, 3 point turn).

What's it like in Adelaide?

Umm, depends what way you do it.

I did the logbook, which means you just drive around completing assignments (parking, u-turn etc), there's 30 of them in total, and you can take as many lessons as you want doing them.

I did mine in 6, and then at the end, you have to do a final drive. It consists of 30 minutes of perfect driving.

The VORT (Vehicle on Road Test) is 45 minutes IIRC, but I'm not 100% sure, and that's just like your test.

ShearMagic9 · Mar 17, 2008

Oh and my DT canes all.

I have Kurt Tippett, which means I've already won

Mr P@H · Mar 17, 2008

fantastic_crows said:
Umm, depends what way you do it.

I did the logbook, which means you just drive around completing assignments (parking, u-turn etc), there's 30 of them in total, and you can take as many lessons as you want doing them.

I did mine in 6, and then at the end, you have to do a final drive. It consists of 30 minutes of perfect driving.

The VORT (Vehicle on Road Test) is 45 minutes IIRC, but I'm not 100% sure, and that's just like your test.

I just crash, almost into Milan Mandaric once actually when my house was next door to Fratton Park

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 17, 2008

fantastic_crows said:
Umm, depends what way you do it.

I did the logbook, which means you just drive around completing assignments (parking, u-turn etc), there's 30 of them in total, and you can take as many lessons as you want doing them.

I did mine in 6, and then at the end, you have to do a final drive. It consists of 30 minutes of perfect driving.

The VORT (Vehicle on Road Test) is 45 minutes IIRC, but I'm not 100% sure, and that's just like your test.

Gees. You guys get it tough.

We just gotta do this gay test on a computer where you click a mouse when you can turn, when you should slow down, etc. And you only need like 55% to pass.

Then as I mentioned, the 15 minute driving test.

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 17, 2008

fantastic_crows said:
Oh and my DT canes all.

I have Kurt Tippett, which means I've already won

I got him too.

Me smert. I mean smart.

But I won't release too many details of my fantasmagorical team.

ShearMagic9 · Mar 17, 2008

NeRFaHoLIc said:
Gees. You guys get it tough.

We just gotta do this gay test on a computer where you click a mouse when you can turn, when you should slow down, etc. And you only need like 55% to pass.

Then as I mentioned, the 15 minute driving test.

This is to get your P's? You for real?

We can get ours when we're 16.5 though, which I believe is a whole 1.5 years before you can.

We have to do the gay test on the computer to progress to our P2s, which you can do after you've had your Ps for a year, and just means you don't have to display your P's. And we have to get 80%.

I'm at that stage now

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 17, 2008

fantastic_crows said:
This is to get your P's? You for real?

We can get ours when we're 16.5 though, which I believe is a whole 1.5 years before you can.

We have to do the gay test on the computer to progress to our P2s, which you can do after you've had your Ps for a year, and just means you don't have to display your P's. And we have to get 80%.

I'm at that stage now

What's stage 1? Do you get to drive by yourself?

How old can you be to get your learners?

ShearMagic9 · Mar 17, 2008

Yeah P1 you can drive by yourself. Just have to display your P Plates, it's the only difference.

As soon as you turn 16 you can get your learners, and then you have to complete the thing I said above, and 50 hours of supervised driving (anyone with a full license) with at least 10 at night.

chickens_law · Mar 17, 2008

Everyone pick Leigh Brown please.

ssfc0203 · Mar 17, 2008

NeRFaHoLIc said:
You probably don't have The Great Dazzling Dane Swan, so you can't win.

It's just impossible.

Yes, the Swans are dazzling.

Bit quiet about Thomas on this board today..

16 for learners, I got my L's 2 days after my birthday - didn't get a mistake on the test, but its kinda hard to

Third lesson on Wednesday, let's hope buses and pedestrians remain intact.

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 17, 2008

fantastic_crows said:
Yeah P1 you can drive by yourself. Just have to display your P Plates, it's the only difference.

As soon as you turn 16 you can get your learners, and then you have to complete the thing I said above, and 50 hours of supervised driving (anyone with a full license) with at least 10 at night.

****, driving by myself at 16.5, that woulda been sweet.

But, you have to do shitloads more than we do.

When I got my L's/P's. Pass a piss easy Learners Test with questions, where the answer is in the question, ie. "What does a STOP sign mean?"

No log book, no ticking shit off, just pass a stupid computer test that you can't fail basically, and drive for 15 minutes.

Scary I know.

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 17, 2008

ssfc0203 said:
Yes, the Swans are dazzling.

Bit quiet about Thomas on this board today..

That was terrible. I think you should apologise.

ShearMagic9 · Mar 17, 2008

Yeah pretty scary haha.

Oi, can my mate join the DT league?

Mr P@H · Mar 17, 2008

NeRFaHoLIc said:
****, driving by myself at 16.5, that woulda been sweet.

But, you have to do shitloads more than we do.

When I got my L's/P's. Pass a piss easy Learners Test with questions, where the answer is in the question, ie. "What does a STOP sign mean?"

No log book, no ticking shit off, just pass a stupid computer test that you can't fail basically, and drive for 15 minutes.

Scary I know.

Blimey, not much experience at all

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 17, 2008

fantastic_crows said:
Yeah pretty scary haha.

Oi, can my mate join the DT league?

As long as he isn't good.

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 17, 2008

Mr P@H said:
Blimey, not much experience at all

Yeh. The only good law for our P platers, which I think might be in every state, is the power to weight ratio for cars. So P platers can't drive excessively powerful cars, just to piss off the choccos.

But, the cops don't really enforce it.

ShearMagic9 · Mar 17, 2008

NeRFaHoLIc said:
Yeh. The only good law for our P platers, which I think might be in every state, is the power to weight ratio for cars. So P platers can't drive excessively powerful cars, just to piss off the choccos.

But, the cops don't really enforce it.

Yeah we don't have that.

I have a 3.8 litre VN

ClarkeM · Mar 17, 2008

can i join

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 17, 2008

scottyD said:
can i join

Sure you can. 430052 is the code.

Prepare to go down.

NeRFaHoLIc · Mar 17, 2008

Well I'm off to bed. Hopefully to actually get some sleep this time.

Night all.

ssfc0203 · Mar 17, 2008

NeRFaHoLIc said:
That was terrible. I think you should apologise.

No way man, NO WAY MAN! It's this stupid institution man, they're trying to suppress my individuality man - not cool Nerf, not cool. Even Hoju's against you.

Ljp86 · Mar 18, 2008

NeRFaHoLIc said:
Sure you can. 430052 is the code.

Prepare to go down.

I thought you were with Courtnie?

TorresIsGod · Mar 18, 2008

Good call LJP, and FC, your mate can only join if it's Josh

Tarkyn_24 · Mar 18, 2008

Morning guys. Missed out on action again last night.

chickens_law · Mar 18, 2008

dildo...

Good morning folks.

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