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It was probably safer for Swanny that I didn't go.Yeah it was really hot, like waiting in the line to meet the players took me and my friends over an hour. But it was worth it![]()
It was probably safer for Swanny that I didn't go.
Oh Hail The Great Dazzling Dane Swan!
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LMAO!
aahh i met him, i never realised that he had an earing....
You should have seen everyone killing each other to get to Dale Thomas.
Wow.

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I have 3 of his old earrings. I found 2 whilst going through his garbage. The other I stole off his ear at the cocktail night last year.
That's nothing compared to what i would have done to get to the Swanmeister.![]()


I know what Swanny has for breakfast, weekdays and weekends.I know where Dale Thomas lives and what type of car he drives
He lives in St Kilda and drives a Ford Territory![]()
I know what Swanny has for breakfast, weekdays and weekends.
I know what brand of toothpaste he uses.
I also managed to track down one of his baby teeth.
Beat that!

Why do dogs lick their balls?
My dog never stops doing it..

Well while we're answering questions...
Why do hot chicks wear clothes?
What a crime against humanity.

ew and i hate when people just wear leggings.
did anyone see that girl at family day today?
she was fat and wearing just leggings, i wanted to die.

I wear just leggings, but with a dress or long top, or long jumper or my guernsy. It looks hot
NERF! Sensodyne = SOFT.

Even animals like to maintain a sense of cleanliness and hygiene..hint, hint
Because clothes are hot too
I wear just leggings, but with a dress or long top, or long jumper or my guernsy. It looks hot
NERF! Sensodyne = SOFT.
Swanny > Daisy!I know a bit about Dale Thomas, but to respect his privacy I'm not going to say anything further....

Swanny > Daisy!
Yeh! How do you like them apples!![]()

Swanny > Daisy!
Yeh! How do you like them apples!![]()

Lies!In your dreams!
Daisy > Swanny
In ALL ways....![]()
That's because your a female and his looks are clouding your judgment.Oh no you didn't!!!
I like Dane Swan but not as much as Dale![]()


That's because your a female and his looks are clouding your judgment.
I base my opinions on their skills and footballing ability.
Just like how only guys like Maria Sharapova. All you girls can't stand her for some reason...![]()

Lies!
When The Great Dazzling Dane Swan is on song, he is easily the best player in the AFL.
He makes Judd look like Guy Richards.
Hail Swanny.
Pics will be needed to determine whether it is hot or not.![]()
And do you have sensitive teeth? It is much tehsuck. I used to have it bad a couple of years ago. But they ain't as sensitive anymore.

Yeah but i meant, just as pants.
Wearing them with a dress and stuff is fine, i just hate them by themselves.

