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Ok, there is a line & you have crossed it.....:cool:
Keep running boy, keep running..... :eek:

:p
Never! I cross all lines.

Had you posted them I would have been dubbed more Godly than I already am.

But of course, I was just joking, and... never intended anything. :D
 
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That just shows his fondness for going to "work" via foot rather than that van or a bus, it stands for Pedostrian Bear
Nice call P@h. I was going to head down that path but I thought... **** it, I'll cross the line and post a **** OR GTFO picture. It failed, but it was worth a try.
 
Not 'arf!

Cured the epic boredom though for a bit......
That is true. And that's all we set out to do here in The Boredom Thread.

Now we must cure it for another hour or so.

Let's rant about random shit.

Like, I dunno if you ever had am in merry old England, but a few years ago in Australia, we had these watches that had a secret compartment for gum. I am ashamed to say I bought one. Not only was it shit gum, but like... you could never replace the gum. No other brand of gum would fit in this compartment. Not even PK!

And since when was smuggling gum into class a problem anyway? I don't recall teachers ever strip searching us for gum. If they did, I probably would have glued gum to my clothes. So I don't see the need for a secret compartment to put chewing gum in. The problem was... YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO CHEW GUM IN CLASS!

How was it supposed to work? "Hey miss, If I can pull gum out of my watch will you let me chew it?" "Ok, why not?" *Open up compartment* "HAHA YEH! DIDN'T COUNT ON THAT NOW DID YOU BITCH!?"

And since when was carrying gum such a massive task that you needed to carry it in your watch? Surely you could just put it in your pocket? Or your bag? I'm not going to wear an oversized watch just to store my ****ing gum in!

Wow. I'm so glad I got that off my chest. :D
 

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Yep, I agree, it was the cars fault. Definitely :p

Typical fem-or should I not go there? ;):D


It was only my second lesson :(

The car is like, a trashy Yaris with 150 000 km +. Even the brakes squeal. I am good at left hand turns though :D

Oi, female thing shouldn't be meddled with. *Some* women may be bad drivers, but men are pretty crap at pretty much everything else, save a few things.
 
It was only my second lesson :(

The car is like, a trashy Yaris with 150 000 km +. Even the brakes squeal. I am good at left hand turns though :D

Oi, female thing shouldn't be meddled with. *Some* women may be bad drivers, but men are pretty crap at pretty much everything else, save a few things.
Every woman I know is a terrible terrible driver. My mum thinks an Amber light is just a round-about way of saying "Speed up! Quickly! You can still make it!" and believes that speed limit signs are just recommendations, and you can get away with doing 15kmph over. Oh and also, when entering a round-about, it's "Everyone gives way to me... right?"
 
It was only my second lesson :(

The car is like, a trashy Yaris with 150 000 km +. Even the brakes squeal. I am good at left hand turns though :D

Oi, female thing shouldn't be meddled with. *Some* women may be bad drivers, but men are pretty crap at pretty much everything else, save a few things.

But we're good at driving

Err... thanks for that Nerfy, i'm sure you feel much better now you've told us about that
 
But we're good at driving

Err... thanks for that Nerfy, i'm sure you feel much better now you've told us about that
Yeah, from me too.

I never knew the storage of gum could be so deep and emotional.

Men are not better drivers, women just need to do so many things, they're always in a hurry.
 
Yeah, from me too.

I never knew the storage of gum could be so deep and emotional.

Men are not better drivers, women just need to do so many things, they're always in a hurry.
Would you like me to rant about the dictionary on my phone? As to why it believes some words that nobody ever uses should get priority before other words that I always use?

And well yes that explains it. You know, not having to use an indicator and all. Or... looking before they change lane.
 

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Yeah, from me too.

I never knew the storage of gum could be so deep and emotional.

Men are not better drivers, women just need to do so many things, they're always in a hurry.

But they should just be driving, not worrying about everything else. What else could you do in a car other than drive anyway, the whole point of a car is to manoeuvre you from one place to the next
 
Would you like me to rant about the dictionary on my phone? As to why it believes some words that nobody ever uses should get priority before other words that I always use?

And well yes that explains it. You know, not having to use an indicator and all. Or... looking before they change lane.
It's called T9, genius.

It's what you can do in the time it takes to manouvre that really counts.
 
But they should just be driving, not worrying about everything else. What else could you do in a car other than drive anyway, the whole point of a car is to manoeuvre you from one place to the next
Clearly the hair, the make-up, the eyebrows, talking on phone to book nails, talking to Lucy to discuss the hot guy at the bar last night, talking to other friends to organize going out tonight... All those are far more important than peoples safety on the roads. ;)
 
I don't do my nails :D

But the hair is important.
Mick, I found your facebook page..put up a picture of Broad or KP on your Avatar, pleeease :D
KP, pre-haircut era :D
 
I don't do my nails :D

But the hair is important.
Mick, I found your facebook page..put up a picture of Broad or KP on your Avatar, pleeease :D
KP, pre-haircut era :D

Argh she's stalking me.

Broady is up there already and there is a folder of about 60 photos of Stu in my profile ;) (Not that i'm saaaaad or anything)
 
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