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Well I mocketh you. For I got the day off tomorrow, so I can go to bed whenever I like. :D
 

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Homework is the one thing I don't and won't miss.

I love coming home and being able to do whatever I want. :D
 
I had 2 terrible experiences with Learners today.

Yes I know driving at first can be frightening etc. and you gotta start somewhere, yardy yardy yarda.

But there is no excuse to fukn do less then 30kmph in a 60 zone. I don't care if it is your first time ****ing looking at a road, being in a car, or you were born 5 minutes ago. 50, hey I'd let you off the hook, maybe even 45. BUT YOU DON'T ****ING DO 30 OR LESS. And every round-about, he stopped, for like... 30 seconds, to look right, look left, look behind him, look under his seat, look in the boot and look on his ****ing MySpace page to see if there were any ****ing cars there!

And then he starts ****ing swerving on the road. This is in an RACV car. Surely the instructor would be like, "Hey... you can't drive for shit, now pull the **** over and let the 30 cars behind you pass.". But no, that didn't happen. So I'm like **** this, overtake him, and drive off on my merry way.

Or so I thought...

About 5 minutes later, another ******* Learner, this time with their mum. I'm behind her at another round-about, she was stationary as I got there. So I stopped. No cars... none coming from front on, none on the right... none on the left... none within a 50km radius other than me and her but this bitch still felt the need to ****ing sit there. So I toot my horn, and WOAH! She found the accelerator. Well done little girl. But she was going incredibly slow. What a surprise. So I go into the next lane as soon as I can, and what does she decide to do? SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD CHANGE LANES WITHOUT USING HER INDICATOR, OR EVEN LOOK.

So that made me mad. I drive along side her, have a looksie, and she is laughing about it. LAUGHING? OH TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST DO THAT!
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So I giver her a bit of spray, just to make me feel like a big man, you know.

So in conclusion. **** ALL OF YOU LEARNERS (except those who post here, well maybe not Kritika, cause she kinda like rear ended a bus full of helpless lil children and gave them all whip lash. That's not cool).

This is for the first Learner who clearly did not read the Learners guide and should never have got his L's in the first place:
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EAT SPIT!

This is for his RACV instructor who clearly has no idea what he is doing:
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And this is for the stupid ****ing female Learner who thinks a round-about is a permanent Red Light, and thought that almost clipping my car was funny:
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And you can also eat spit you ****ing bitch:
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I feel better now. :D
 
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Hey Nerf, how's things apart from your learner run-ins?

Care to offer me any sympathy for what I'm about to go through - playing cricket in 40 degree heat opening the batting with a back that could possibly have stress fractures?
 
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Hey Nerf, how's things apart from your learner run-ins?

Care to offer me any sympathy for what I'm about to go through - playing cricket in 40 degree heat opening the batting with a back that could possibly have stress fractures?
Greetings Rick.

That wasn't a rant... it was Ash 3:16 from the Gospel of Nerf. Soon to hit all good book stores in April. :D

I am fine. I scored today off. So I have 3 day weekend. :D

And clearly it is illegal to play cricket in such heat. I went to hang the clothes on the line and I pretty much melted onto the concrete.
 

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Hey Nerf, how's things apart from your learner run-ins?

Care to offer me any sympathy for what I'm about to go through - playing cricket in 40 degree heat opening the batting with a back that could possibly have stress fractures?

Nerf is a goose xD
 
Greetings Rick.

That wasn't a rant... it was Ash 3:16 from the Gospel of Nerf. Soon to hit all good book stores in April. :D

I am fine. I scored today off. So I have 3 day weekend. :D

And clearly it is illegal to play cricket in such heat. I went to hang the clothes on the line and I pretty much melted onto the concrete.

Do I get a discount?? :p

Damn right it should be illegal, I look out the window and I feel hot already...well I guess I'm hot anyway...but that's a different topic ;)
 
Do I get a discount?? :p

Damn right it should be illegal, I look out the window and I feel hot already...well I guess I'm hot anyway...but that's a different topic ;)

ZING!

I'm still the Sharman of Sexy however.

And shutup Dribble. You have more tehsuck points than Avril Lavigne and Bindy Irwin put together.
 
ZING!

I'm still the Sharman of Sexy however.

And shutup Dribble. You have more tehsuck points than Avril Lavigne and Bindy Irwin put together.

Ooh, burnn :D

And DC, when is the name change from Liverpool to Fernando Torres FC taking place? :p
 
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