The Boredom Thread

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I rate HBF, DC and all my little Blue buddies on the Blue Room.

Hey, at least they talk.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

sorry nerf

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

sorry nerf

Was it the Dane Swan > Tarkyn Lockyer comment?

Because if so...







I still mean it. I mean The Great Dazzling Dane Swan is so much better than Tarks it isn't funny.

Sort of like comparing Chalk and Cheese. With Swanny being the deliciously tasty cheese, that you can eat on crackers, on a sandwhich or on pizza like I am now. Tarkyn is the chalk, which you use on a blackboard. Speaking of a blackboard... running your fingernails down a blackboard > watching Tarks play footy.

Yeah! How do you like them apples!? Huh? Yeh? You like that?

 

[Magpie Magic]

Dane Swan > Tarkyn Lockyer

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Dane Swan > Tarkyn Lockyer

You damn skippy hippy!

I don't even know you, but you are already the most intelligent person (other than me of course ) to post in The Boredom Thread.

I dub thee Sir Magpie Magic.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Was it the Dane Swan > Tarkyn Lockyer comment?

Because if so...







I still mean it. I mean The Great Dazzling Dane Swan is so much better than Tarks it isn't funny.

Sort of like comparing Chalk and Cheese. With Swanny being the deliciously tasty cheese, that you can eat on crackers, on a sandwhich or on pizza like I am now. Tarkyn is the chalk, which you use on a blackboard. Speaking of a blackboard... running your fingernails down a blackboard > watching Tarks play footy.

Yeah! How do you like them apples!? Huh? Yeh? You like that?

Tarkyn lockyer is so far ahead of Dane Swan it isn't funny.

Watching Houdini escape is a completely tame experience in comparison to Tarks with the ball out on the footy field. His superior foot skills and brains provides opponents with numerous headaches, and the support show in Dane Swan simply snake a few possessions of Tarkyn's boot. Dane Swan is nothing, absolutely nothing, to the magnificent Sir Tarkyn Lockyer.

Dane's still my second favourite player though. I guess I just feel a bit sorry for him, having to attempt to make up such an insurmountable gap. Though Dane does hold a similar gap over the rest of the AFL.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

and I forgace your insolence for that comment anyway.

It had more to do with asking a 13 year old girl for n00dz over an internet forum. Could've at least left it to PM.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Tarkyn lockyer is so far ahead of Dane Swan it isn't funny.

Watching Houdini escape is a completely tame experience in comparison to Tarks with the ball out on the footy field. His superior foot skills and brains provides opponents with numerous headaches, and the support show in Dane Swan simply snake a few possessions of Tarkyn's boot. Dane Swan is nothing, absolutely nothing, to the magnificent Sir Tarkyn Lockyer.

Dane's still my second favourite player though. I guess I just feel a bit sorry for him, having to attempt to make up such an insurmountable gap. Though Dane does hold a similar gap over the rest of the AFL.

LIES! LIES! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! OR... OR SO HELP ME!!!!!

*CRAWLS UP INTO THE FETAL POSITION AND CRIES*

 

[TorresIsGod]

It doesn't really matter who is better out of Lockyer and Swanny, because when push comes to shove...

Jordan Bannister > both of them xD

 

[TorresIsGod]

I agree with Tarks! You should have made it private Ash

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

and I forgace your insolence for that comment anyway.

It had more to do with asking a 13 year old girl for n00dz over an internet forum. Could've at least left it to PM.

13?

THIRTEEN!?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I agree with Tarks! You should have made it private Ash

Sif! Had it worked, you all would have wanted to shake my hand. You would have knighted me. Want my autograph. Sleep with your wives/girlfriends. And just be the kind of guy you'd want to introduce to your Mother.

Admit it. All of you!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

You must be confused DC. > means greater than.

Though Banno is third on a list of AFL gods, behind the two aforementioned.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Sif! Had it worked, you all would have wanted to shake my hand. You would have knighted me. Want my autograph. Sleep with your wives/girlfriends. And just be the kind of guy you'd want to introduce to your Mother.

Admit it. All of you!

Remember the 'model" I hired for that photo DC?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

You must be confused DC. > means greater than.

Though Banno is third on a list of AFL gods, behind the two aforementioned.

Pish posh!

Jordan Bannister wouldn't even be worthy of wiping The Great Dazzling Dane Swan's ass. Every Collingwood player > Bannister. Hell, even Guy Richards was better.

 

[TorresIsGod]

You must be confused Tarks, there are no AFL players > Banno, however, Torres > Banno

 

[TorresIsGod]

Remember the 'model" I hired for that photo DC?

Mia?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

You know that Fake or Real thread has a very misleading title. I for one was very disappointed.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

David Teague, 2004 Best and Fairest

Worst thing was, the Blues finished above the Pies that year

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

David Teague, 2004 Best and Fairest

Worst thing was, the Blues finished above the Pies that year

At least we didn't draft a dud.

Egan may not be setting the world on fire, but at least we didn't draft Jordan Russell.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Mia?

Christ you have a good memory.

Was she really that good...

damn

 

[TorresIsGod]

Ash will remember... TEAGUE FOR BROWNLOW!!!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

At least we didn't draft a dud.

Egan may not be setting the world on fire, but at least we didn't draft Jordan Russell.

Iacobucci = Biggest dud ever.

The only Pies player I have ever hated...

he was even worse than that Troy Longmuir bloke

 

[TorresIsGod]

And you didn't draft Josh Kennedy

I have a fantastic memory Tarks!

Mia was okay

 

[TorresIsGod]

Iacobucci = Biggest dud ever.

The only Pies player I have ever hated...

he was even worse than that Troy Longmuir bloke

Troy Longmuir played for Carlton, and the Yak played for the Bullants last season and probably still does?