The Boredom Thread

[Mr P@H]

We are the cartoon heroes wooah, we're the ones that gonna last forever, we came out of a crazy mind and walked on a piece of paper.

Lene ftw

 

[Tarkyn_24]

In other news... I'm racing special cup in MK64 right now. I'll post results as they come through...

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Heeeeey Juuuuuude....

Don't make it bad... take a sad soooooong, and make it betteeerrrr.

Remember... to let her into your heart, then you can staaart, to make it betttter, better, BETTER BETTER OOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!

NAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! NAH NAH! NAH NAH NAH NAAAAHHHHH!!! NAH NAH-NAH NAAAAHHHH! HEEEEYYY JUUUUUDE!

JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!

Beatles FTW.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Old Mac Donald had a farm,
ei, ei, o
& on that farm he had a duck
ei, ei, o
with a quack, quack here
& a quack, quack there
here a quack
there a quack
everywhere a quack quack
Old MAc Donald had a farm
EI, EI OOOOOOOO.....

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Old Mac Donald had a farm,
ei, ei, o
& on that farm he had a duck
ei, ei, o
with a quack, quack here
& a quack, quack there
here a quack
there a quack
everywhere a quack quack
Old MAc Donald had a farm
EI, EI OOOOOOOO.....

Worst singing ever.

I am the Karaoke King...

Sometimes I strip for the ladies, in the front row. The luckiest one will catch the scarf that I throw.

In the mood for Huey Lewis, or maybe a show tune. I'LL DEDICATE THE RAINBOW CONNECTION FOR YOU!

OH I'M WORKING THE CROWD WITH MICHAEL BOLTONS "BLUE DREAM"! NOW I'M SINGING ISLANDS IN THE STREAM! I CAN SING IN ANY KEY, I NEVER READ WHAT'S ON THE SCREEN!

THAT'S BECAUSE I'LL ALWAYS BE THE KARAOKE KIIIINNGGG!!!!

I'LL ALWAYS BEEEEEEEE THE... KAR-A-O-KE KIIING!!!!

Pwned!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarkyn (aka Yoshi), began his special cup, 150cc challenge in blistering form, inexplicitly forgeting which pedal was the brake and which was the accelerator, costing him five seconds to begin the race. After establishing which button had been assigned to accelerator, 20 metres down the road, Tarkyn surprisingly began to brake again; now he'd forgotten which button shot the bombs. Despite this, he clawed his way back to fifth after a disappointing first lap.

The second lap was a lot better, despite only a margainly change in lap times. Yoshi, in a fiery encounter, dropped as low as seventh, yet some beautiful moves got him within second before failing to utilise the final turn correctly and forcing himself down to fourth, behind Bowser, Peach and Toad...

The final lap was exciting as far as the battle for second place was concerned. Luigi powered ahead of the pack to a courageous first up victory, yet Yoshi and Bowser headed to the finish line, neck and neck for second. Some superior sliding by Yoshi, on one of his bogey courses, got him home in a heartstopper.

Luigi: 3.10.53
Yoshi: 3.14.65
Bowser: 3.14.88
Peach: 3.16.15
Mario: 3.18.15
Toad: 3.19.28
Wario: 3.20.95
DK: 3.23.90


Luigi: 9
Yoshi: 6
Bowser: 3
Peach: 1
Toad: 0
Mario: 0
DK: 0
Wario: 0

 

[chickens_law]

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Pfft.

Anything other than a first place finish is a fail. You suck Tarks.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

That calls for another song...

JURASSIC PARK IS FRIGHTENING IN THE DARK! ALL THE DINOSAURS ARE RUNNING WIIIILLLLD! SOME LET T-REX OUT OF HIS PEN! OH I'M AFFRAID THOSE THINGS WILL HARM ME! COS THEY SURE DON'T ACT LIKE BARNIE! AND THEY THINK THAT I'M THEIR DINNER NOT THEIR FRIIIIEEEENNNND! OH-OOOOHHH!!!!

 

[chickens_law]

That calls for another song...

JURASSIC PARK IS FRIGHTENING IN THE DARK! ALL THE DINOSAURS ARE RUNNING WIIIILLLLD! SOME LET T-REX OUT OF HIS PEN! OH I'M AFFRAID THOSE THINGS WILL HARM ME! COS THEY SURE DON'T ACT LIKE BARNIE! AND THEY THINK THAT I'M THEIR DINNER NOT THEIR FRIIIIEEEENNNND! OH-OOOOHHH!!!!

....can we post nude pics in here?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

....can we post nude pics in here?

Of ourselves?

Hmmz... I don't see why not.

But I dunno which one of myself to use...

Tucked in, or out... Hmmz...

 

[chickens_law]

Of ourselves?

Hmmz... I don't see why not.

But I dunno which one of myself to use...

Tucked in, or out... Hmmz...

i have n00dz of MG____13..

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

oh no you don't......

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

i have n00dz of MG____13..

KIDDY PR0N! KIDDY PR0N!

*Dobs chickens_law into the authorities*

Now before they get to your joint. Please add me on msn, and send, and I will protect them for you, until you get out of jail.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Displaying the dominance and poise of Geelong at Skilled Stadium in 2007, Yoshi took to the fields of his own valley and won with the poise and class of Gary Ablett. Daring to take the lead at the very beginning of the race, Yoshi took a twisting path towards the central egg, where, for only the first of two times in the race, he was overtaken by Peach. It was truly shortlived, as Yoshi stormed ahead seconds later, underlining his dominance on home soil in his least favourite tournament.

Mario was an unlikely challenger in the second lap when Yoshi misjudged a corner and ended up arse over ___, and again, Yoshi was forced to work from behind to take the league. With no sweat, he powered ahead on the grassy terrain heading to the final straight.

The final lap was Yoshi's, and he delighted in spinning on the line to signify the depth of his abilities, and to send a warning to all those who challenge, Yoshi was good...

Yoshi: 2.52.17
Bowser: 2.54.87
Luigi: 2.56.00
Mario: 2.56.60
Toad: 3.00.07
Wario: 3.00.27
Peach: 3.02.87
DK: 3.08.14

Yoshi: 15
Luigi: 12
Bowser: 9
Peach: 1
Mario: 1
Wario: 0
Toad: 0
DK: 0

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Prepare for a self destruct here... I'm going up against my least favourite course, using a keyboard... 64 controller is so much easier...

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Toads Turnpike.

At least it isn't in Extra. Going reverse. That is a ____ing ____ to do.

 

[chickens_law]

What is Yoshi doing to Peach

 

[chickens_law]

KIDDY PR0N! KIDDY PR0N!

*Dobs chickens_law into the authorities*

Now before they get to your joint. Please add me on msn, and send, and I will protect them for you, until you get out of jail.

I thought she was your age.... Im ****d now...what is your msn?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I thought she was your age.... Im ****d now...what is your msn?

I'm sure Rick is going to pull me up on possibly using this before, but I feel this is an appropriate time to post this...

My MSN is clearly under my avatar. The greatest avatar in the history of BigFooty. Only to be surpassed by whatever I change it to next.

 

[ssfc0203]

Trojaaaaan

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Trojaaaaan

Yes, I promise I'll use a trojan condom...

Oopsie.

 

[Rick18]

Haha, that pic is gold; which means I haven't seen it before

Looks like I missed the boat on the singing, but ah well, seems like the only songs that I know the full words seem to be the sad ones...gay ...as gay as a man admitting he has emotions though?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Yoshi faced Banshee Broadwalk full of dread. If past performances were anything to go by, he was screwed. This would be the ultimate terror, the equivalent of Ben Kinnear playing on Jonathan Brown. And at the start, the nerves really showed. As soon as there was a gap in the fence, Yoshi found himself in the murky depths of the water. However, the pack was tightly formed, and he pushed to fourth before a misdemeanour dropped Yoshi to seventh in what can only be termed, the "ghostly warehouse'. From then on, it became a struggle to fight back, although a lightning bolt helped knock a few players through gaps in the railing. A managable 5th at the conclusion of the lap.

The second lap was just as poor. Picking the exact same gap as the first lap, Yoshi again cost himself valuable seconds, something he would again prove to do in the third. He moved well through the tight turns, though, and soon enough he had forced his way to fourth, before a crap turn knocked him back to sixth. The uphill battle had started.

In the final lap, Yoshi fought hard, coming from last twice, and headed into the warehouse in a race high 2nd. It was shortlived, taking a corner too wide dropped him to sixth yet again. However, Yoshi was desperate, and acute firing took him to fourth, and within striking distance of, at best. 2nd. Saving three green shells and heading into the final straight with a star, Yoshi fired a shell at 3rd, followed by one at second, and then another at 3rd, all three hitting the target. 2nd, Toad, still held a slight gap, but this was bridged by the star, and in a tense finish, Yoshi, just ahead of the line, knocked Toad of balance, and powered to a surprise second.

Bowser: 2.54.27
Yoshi: 3.00.32
Toad: 3.00.62
Luigi: 3.01.36
Peach: 3.03.76
DK: 3.04.42
Mario: 3.07.36
Wario: 3.09.82


Yoshi: 21
Bowser: 18
Luigi: 13
Toad: 3
Peach: 1
Mario: 1
DK: 0
Wario: 0

THE MATHS: In the final race, Yoshi must finish 2nd, if Bowser finishes 1st, 3rd (or higher) if he finishes 2nd, and if Luigi finishes 1st, must finish top 4.

 

[ssfc0203]

Yes, I promise I'll use a trojan condom...

Oopsie.

You lie, no such thing exists