The Boredom Thread

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Tis okay Nerf, I got paid today, rent will be on the kitchen table when you leave for work tomorrow.

And yes, next time you punch me in the face, try to actually hit me

No use punching me in the face if afterwards, I'm left asking "why is there a fly in the house"

Sif. I didn't actually want to punch you, as you would have cried, just like when I beat you in Mario Kart.

And when I leave for work, I plan on making as much noise as possible to wake you up.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Is she hot?

I'm sure she cleaned up before hand, otherwise, he wouldn't have done it.

I mean, seriously? Come on, he must have made her clean, maybe he r00ted her in the shower, as she was cleaning herself, then... after they got out, he ate that arse, then r00ted her again?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Dear god i hope aswell, i keep getting this image of him coming up form her arse with a 'milo moustache', i think im gonna have nightmares tonight.

Here danzan, this is how they clean their assholes in pr0n movies, where the guy chows down on the chicks shitter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_Enema

 

[TorresIsGod]

Sif. I didn't actually want to punch you, as you would have cried, just like when I beat you in Mario Kart.

And when I leave for work, I plan on making as much noise as possible to wake you up.

You much tehsuck, if you do that, I'll stab you when I get home from work, just because I start at 3 in the afternoon tomorrow, and you must get up early, no need to deprive me of my sleep.

I only cried when you beat me in Mario Kart because... I had something in my eye! My eye was watery!

 

[danzan22]

Is she hot?

I'm sure she cleaned up before hand, otherwise, he wouldn't have done it.

I mean, seriously? Come on, he must have made her clean, maybe he r00ted her in the shower, as she was cleaning herself, then... after they got out, he ate that arse, then r00ted her again?

Well she is a horny ____ so he probably got a r00t, but i doubt it was in a shower, at a mate of mines party they did it in his garage, so maybe they like it dirty. Also even after you clean it dont you think the smell would remain around?

 

[danzan22]

Here danzan, this is how they clean their assholes in pr0n movies, where the guy chows down on the chicks shitter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_Enema

You really think im ******ed enough to fall for that twice.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

You really think im ******ed enough to fall for that twice.

I was hoping you would though.

I'm sorry to do that to you. I've probably traumatised you for life now.

 

[TorresIsGod]

It's a scientific fact that hot chicks don't have smelly arses though

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

It's a scientific fact that hot chicks don't have smelly arses though

It's a scientific fact that you're a stupid head!

Ahh, stupid kids and their stupid names to insult you with. Remember when I was called a rug muncher? The dumb ____ called me a name he didn't even know the meaning of.

Ahh, the hilarity.

Anyway I should go to bed now. Night all.

 

[danzan22]

It's a scientific fact that hot chicks don't have smelly arses though

Well this chick is quiet the manly specimen, if she is hot then Caro is a babe.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Well this chick is quiet the manly specimen, if she is hot then Caro is a babe.

Mmm...

*Licks lips*

I'll dream well tonight.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Well, then... maybe... he shouldn't have gone to town on her arse

 

[ssfc0203]

Cisse and Nerf know each other ?!

Interesting ...

 

[TorresIsGod]

Yes, it is interesting, isn't it?

How many people picked that?

 

[ssfc0203]

i've missed tons of pages, but usually when a question like that comes up, you elaborate upon it.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Well, we are room mates

 

[Ljp86]

It looks as if Nerf dumped MagpieGirl_13 for Cisse.

 

[TorresIsGod]

How'd you figure that one out LJP?

 

[TorresIsGod]

LJP, check the Warriors season thread in the BFFCL, I posted something in there, just wondering about your thoughts on it.

 

[Ljp86]

How'd you figure that one out LJP?

Intuition.

LJP, check the Warriors season thread in the BFFCL, I posted something in there, just wondering about your thoughts on it.

And I've answered.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Good work Sir LJP. Muchly appreciated

Oh... and Woman's intuition, no doubt

 

[Ljp86]

Good work Sir LJP. Muchly appreciated

Oh... and Woman's intuition, no doubt

Disagree, I think it's pretty obvious you two have been nerfing each other for a while.

 

[ShearMagic9]

Is this whole thing about you and Nerf being room-mates a joke DC?

Surely it would have to be, since you've never told me about it, and you tell me everything

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Is this whole thing about you and Nerf being room-mates a joke DC?

Surely it would have to be, since you've never told me about it, and you tell me everything

Then you would also know that he was not born as a man, he was born as a woman.

 

[walkers a legend]

Then you would also know that he was not born as a man, he was born as a woman.

Its believable.