Game The Boredom Thread

[Ben the Gooner]

Lionel Hutz AKA Miguel Sanchez....

We'll see you in court.
Mr Hutz, we won
We?

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He left his briefcase
Hey it was just shredded newspaper.

 

[Spikey]

"Well we lost, here's your pizza"
"We won"
"It's ok, the box is empty"

 

[Ben the Gooner]

*Cough* KKK *Cough*.

Love as in hate/love to laugh at obviously.

 

[Spikey]

Anyone else notice that when Phil Hartman got killed, the Simpsons started to suck?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

That's why you're the judge and I'm the law... talking... guy.

You mean lawyer?

Right.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Love as in hate/love to laugh at obviously.

Obviously.

Stupid KKK.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

"Well we lost, here's your pizza"
"We won"
"It's ok, the box is empty"

Brilliant.

Care to join me for a belt of scotch
It's 9.30 in the morning
Yeah, but I haven't slept in days

 

[Spikey]

This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Anyone else notice that when Phil Hartman got killed, the Simpsons started to suck?

It started to suck when they took The Family Guy Approach.

Let's start episode with random idea... how about... Homer gets a papercut by trying to open an enevelope.

Let's now add an even more random middle that has nothing to do with the papercut by say... Santa's Lil Helper has worms...

And now for the finale... The Simpsons have to go to Paraguay for some reason.

Then throw in some random cheap laughs and bang, we've got ourselves an episode.

 

[Spikey]

That's why you're the judge and I'm the law... talking... guy.

You mean lawyer?

Right.

Mr. Hutz, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?
Uh, your Honor, can I call for one of those bad trial thingys?
You mean a mistrial?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Anyone else notice that when Phil Hartman got killed, the Simpsons started to suck?

Very underrated characters, both of them.

Obviously.

Stupid KKK.

*shifty eyes*

 

[Spikey]

It started to suck when they took The Family Guy Approach.

Let's start episode with random idea... how about... Homer gets a papercut by trying to open an enevelope.

Let's now add an even more random middle that has nothing to do with the papercut by say... Santa's Lil Helper has worms...

And now for the finale... The Simpsons have to go to Paraguay for some reason.

Then throw in some random cheap laughs and bang, we've got ourselves an episode.

You forget the bit when they met some famous guy in Paraguay

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

You forget the bit when they met some famous guy in Paraguay

That's right, how foolish of me.

The random celebrity guest appearance.

To market the episode with.

 

[ssfc0203]

Then why then, in your opinion, did you think my opinion, was the same as Nietzsche's opinion?

Opinion.

Reveals a part of.

You're not unilaterally faceted are you?

 

[Spikey]

That's right, how foolish of me.

The random celebrity guest appearance.

To market the episode with.

"This week on the Simpsons, They go to Paragury to fix Santa's Little Helper's worm problem, with guest star Hilary Duff!"

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Reveals a part of.

You're not unilaterally faceted are you?

Now why you gotta go use words that I have never even heard before?

Don't you know a mans vocabulary is in direct proportion to the size of his penis?

Now I gotta go to dictionary.com.

 

[Spikey]

Reveals a part of.

You're not unilaterally faceted are you?

Dude, we're no longer talking about that. Catch up plz. Kthx.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

"This week on the Simpsons, They go to Paragury to fix Santa's Little Helper's worm problem, with guest star Hilary Duff!"

Because Homer got a papercut.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Dude, we're no longer talking about that. Catch up plz. Kthx.

No...

We haven't finished.

I am going to ride on in to Sydney and wage Holy War on Kritika.

Of course I'm joking, because that would be silly.

 

[Spikey]

Because Homer got a papercut.

****, you're good. Ever considered a career in Hollywood?

 

[Spikey]

No...

We haven't finished.

I am going to ride on in to Sydney and wage Holy War on Kritika.

Of course I'm joking, because that would be silly.

If you do end up doing that, can you tell me in advance so I can get out? Thx.

 

[ssfc0203]

Hahahahahaa.

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now."

 

[ssfc0203]

The concept of Holy War was never even supposed to be violent. The Quran advocates non violence. Things can be taken out of context so horribly.

 

[Spikey]

Hahahahahaa.

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now."

"Hey fatty, I've got a movie for you, a fridge too far!"

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

****, you're good. Ever considered a career in Hollywood?

Well, I did kind of have a movie in mind...

It's about a futuristic amusement park, where Dinosaurs are brought to life using advanced cloning techniques!

I call it... Billy and the Cloneasaurus.