Game The Boredom Thread

[ssfc0203]

*fap*

From a female perspective.. you know.

 

[beez]

That would be awkward I think...

My favourite position is normally sitting upwards...

Resting arm is normally on the arm rest.

What? You only use 1 hand?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

What? You only use 1 hand?

Well I don't wanna smother the little fella.

He needs oxygen to breathe you know.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

That's the Christmas Kingdom elf Dave.

Look at him!

He's ****ing evil!

He must die!

It's a bit small here, just go to http://www.christmaskingdom.com.au.

Oh even better, you can watch the commercials on that website.

WATCH!

HE'S ****ING EVIL!

 

[ssfc0203]

Info overload.

At least I'm subtle.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Info overload.

At least I'm subtle.

Lies.

You're about as subtle as...

Michael Jackson hanging around a kids playground?

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

That would be awkward I think...

My favourite position is normally sitting upwards...

Resting arm is normally on the arm rest.

What? You only use 1 hand?

Well I don't wanna smother the little fella.

He needs oxygen to breathe you know.

I almost burst into tears with laughter......


but yeah, didn't need to know....

 

[beez]

Hmmm....he seems like an evil ****er.

I will join your cause

 

[beez]

I almost burst into tears with laughter......


but yeah, didn't need to know....

You're on a need to know basis, and you need to know!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I almost burst into tears with laughter......


but yeah, didn't need to know....

Well Dave asked...

Didn't want to be rude and not answer.



I'm kidding ladies, I have a gigantic penis, too big if anything.

Is that what you'd rather hear? Cockyness?

(Pardon the pun )

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Hmmm....he seems like an evil ****er.

I will join your cause

Damn straight!

That little ****er won't know what hit him.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I just went out for a ***. I was looking up at the clouds. And I swear there was an 'e' shaped cloud. It was really cool.

I like stories.

 

[beez]

I like stories.

There once was a man from Nantucket...
Who lived his whole life in a bucket
He woke up one day
Thought he was gay
So he thought "meh, **** it"

Edit: I apologise, that was shit, I thought of it on the spot

 

[Ben the Gooner]

I classify you as an original.

I just went out for a ***. I was looking up at the clouds. And I swear there was an 'e' shaped cloud. It was really cool.

I hope that meant you just went out for a homosexual person.

Because the alternative would make your lecture on KFC a little hypocritical.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

There once was a man from Nantucket...
Who lived his whole life in a bucket
He woke up one day
Thought he was gay
So he thought "meh, **** it"

Edit: I apologise, that was shit, I thought of it on the spot

I appreciate lameness.

As you can tell, I am lamer than lame. Uncool, in every single way but...

YOU'RE BOYFRIEND MAKES YOU WANNA CRY! DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME YOU TRIED A DIFFERENT KIND OF GUY!

LAMEEEER!!! LAAAAAAMER! AHH LAAAAAMER!

Sorry, kinda just started kicking into a Nerf Herder song there.

 

[beez]

I hope that meant you just went out for a homosexual person.

Because the alternative would make your lecture on KFC a little hypocritical.

I am a walking hypocrite. But I will not give you any examples as I do not want to be chastised in this thread.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I am a walking hypocrite. But I will not give you any examples as I do not want to be chastised in this thread.

Like beez thinks the death penalty is a good thing.

 

[beez]

Like beez thinks the death penalty is a good thing.

I got my Amnesty mag the other day (you should all join by the way). Took me like 3.5 hours to read coz it was so engrossing. So many awful stories in there.

 

[ssfc0203]

I just went out for a ***. I was looking up at the clouds. And I swear there was an 'e' shaped cloud. It was really cool.

*** sounds faggy.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I got my Amnesty mag the other day (you should all join by the way). Took me like 3.5 hours to read coz it was so engrossing. So many awful stories in there.

beez... I don't know how to tell you this... but I can't read.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Neither can I.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Embrace the faggyness



Glasses help you read. My glasses are sexy. They make me look like such a nerd.

Embrace the nerds too

I am a nerd.

I also wear glasses, only when driving, or watching stuff etc. as I am only short sighted.

I also like long walks on the beach... definitely love to cook... love giving massages... and a good listener...

 

[beez]

I am a nerd.

I also wear glasses, only when driving, or watching stuff etc. as I am only short sighted.

I also like long walks on the beach... definitely love to cook... love giving massages... and a good listener...

I am a nerd
I am short-sighted
I like long walks (not neccesarily on the beach)
I like to cook
I am a good listener

Is it meant to be Nerf? Are we soul mates?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I am a nerd
I am short-sighted
I like long walks (not neccesarily on the beach)
I like to cook
I am a good listener

Is it meant to be Nerf? Are we soul mates?

Are you a top or a bottom?

 

[beez]

Are you a top or a bottom?

ROFL!

Lets not freak the other TBT's out.


I'm glad to see someone has embraced the faggyness.