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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing ring…ring ring
Ava:
Baghdad Bombers Qooty Club you’re speaking with Ava.
Kennedy Parker :
Is Jabba there?
Ava:
What!! I’m great thanks WTF are you?
He’s out milking the camels at the moment can I take a message?
Kennedy Parker:
Its KP.
Tell him he was late to this morning’s fixture meeting and I have good news and bad news.
Ava:
F*** which one of us is going to Banhamm…
Kennedy Parker:
NO NO NO you’re jumping to conclusions Ava.
Ava:
Oh sorry.
I’ll pass on the message; but hey, you can trust me, my lips are sealed; all four of them.
Kennedy Parker:
OK…The committee has voted for the Furies to have the first bye round.
Ava:
Wait, wait…what?
The SFA have never given clubs anything and now you want to buy one round for the Furies?
What’s the bad news… they buy the next round?
Kennedy Parker:
It’s the bye round…FFS!
Ava:
What about the LGTQIA should we just leave them out? Where’s the Pride in that?
Clubs not gonna be happy. Wait, hang on… here he is… It’s for you.
Jabba73 :
Hello Jabba here…
Kennedy Parker:
Where were you this morning?
In your absence the committee voted to gift the Furies the bye in Round 1.
Jabba:
I thought it was going to the Mighty Baghdad Bombers as a gift to all of the other teams?
You know to give them all a week to practice their gameplan in real game time before we graced the SFA with our presence?
Kennedy Parker:
Well you thought wrong. The Furies are in crisis and probably need it at this point in time. Besides, you had a bye in Round 9 last season.
Jabba:
OK OK …How about the Bombers do a double bye then… to give the other teams a head start?
Kennedy Parker:
CLICK
What will your team do in the bye round?
The Furies could bury the dead, get on the sauce or study the Bombers gameplan for one more week?
Traditionally, teams coming off a bye lose more often than they win so whatever you do make it count and good
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