Official Match Thread The BYE

[damicky]

Where are all the Bye Players?

 

[damicky]

Hello, yes. One former Pick 10 and future pick 7, please. Go Suns

The rich get richer

 

[Cubs2Lions]

The rich get richer

And the poor get poorer

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

The rich get richer

Hey! It was a long and tough rebuild down in Geelong.

 

[damicky]

Hey! It was a long and tough rebuild down in Geelong.

Your comedy is improving rapidly

 

[HARPSichord]

Where are all the Bye Players?

I hope they turn up soon.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I hope they turn up soon.

AnUltimateRessie and his smugness drove them away…

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

AnUltimateRessie and his smugness drove them away…

Yeah, but I bet the bye doesn't have a former pick 10, a future pick 7 and possibly two more former first-round picks?

 

[HARPSichord]

Yeah, but I bet the bye doesn't have a former pick 10, a future pick 7 and possibly two more former first-round picks?

I now remember why I hate Geelong.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I now remember why I hate Geelong.

sigh it was a good week of being liked

 

[damicky]

sigh it was a good week of being loved

By who?

Each other??

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

By who?

Each other??

Joel Selwood retiring got us some outside love and all the feel-good moments from the grand final.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Joel Selwood retiring got us some outside love and all the feel-good moments from the grand final.

A week is a long time in football…

 

[damicky]

 

[Brenton Davy]

I don’t think the Bye is very good at engaging the opposition.

#itsallaboutengagement

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

oh boy.... I have a fantastic night to come for you all in this very thread!! !I hope you are well in this (lame) bye week.

 

[damicky]

oh boy.... I have a fantastic night to come for you all in this very thread!! !I hope you are well in this (lame) bye week.

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What time?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

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What time?

Thanks for your support!! 7pm AEDT!!! With a slight "warm up" at 6:30pm!!!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

AUR Invites you to his Friday night COMEDY SHOW!!! 7pm AEDT!

but first, as a pre-show warmup. I would like to pronounce my ode to the bye....

When and where did you come to be?
So boring in so many ways.
You helped me to fall asleep,
And through the rough oppositions.

You make me shitpost uncontrollably,
shitpost for no reason.
You mean less to me than you know,
You think you're bigger than the season.

I think of the future,
actual oppositions.
Playing a team and kicking goals,
My mind can't cope, nothing but stutters.

You are my true hate.
Anywhere else, I'd rather be,
Than with you this week.
You open my bigfooty and make me close it again.

Without the oldboys I would never have felt you,
Never known this boredom.
Never gained the need to play the Swamprats.
The thought of not having you, my smile just gets bigger.

When I open bigfooty all I see is you.
Your glistening lack of engagement,
staring back at mine.
I'm lost in you and,
my joy just dies.​

 

[damicky]

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AUR Invites you to his Friday night COMEDY SHOW!!! 7pm AEDT!

but first, as a pre-show warmup. I would like to pronounce my ode to the bye....

When and where did you come to be?
So boring in so many ways.
You helped me to fall asleep,
And through the rough oppositions.

You make me shitpost uncontrollably,
shitpost for no reason.
You mean less to me than you know,
You think you're bigger than the season.

I think of the future,
actual oppositions.
Playing a team and kicking goals,
My mind can't cope, nothing but stutters.

You are my true hate.
Anywhere else, I'd rather be,
Than with you this week.
You open my bigfooty and make me close it again.

Without the oldboys I would never have felt you,
Never known this boredom.
Never gained the need to play the Swamprats.
The thought of not having you, my smile just gets bigger.

When I open bigfooty all I see is you.
Your glistening lack of engagement,
staring back at mine.
I'm lost in you and,
my joy just dies.​

#HateTheBye

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

AWESOME! WELCOME TO THE FOURTH ITERATION OF the AnUltimateRessie COMEDY STAND UP SPECIAL.

AS MEAT LOAF ONCE SAID..... FOUR OUTTA TEN AINT BAD

You are all in for a FANTASTIC next HOUR in the SFA as AUR takes the stage to tell you all some of his BESTER jokes of the WEEK! Where else would you rather be for the next HOUR this Friday night?

VOTE for your favourite act just by reacting in a POSITIVE MANNER!

Don't like the Joke? Go Away OR REACT!! Accordingly! Your feedback matters.

Every 10 minutes you'll be laughing your ass off!!! As a BRAND NEW! NEVER BEFORE SEEN! joke gets rolled out.


BUT FIRST......

LAST TIMES FAVOURITE JOKE......

Two bears are walking through the bush when one of the two bears STOPS.

"What do you think you are doing" one of the bears asks.

"I'm just PAWS-ING for a break" replied the other

NOW!!!!

ENJOY !!!

THE !!!

SHOW!!!!!​

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

TWO (rotating) WINDMILLS are standing in a field.

ONE (rotating) WINDMILL asks

“What are ya taste in music, mate?”

The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”​

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Who here is a FATHER? or a MOTHER???

Ever had your child ask you if you can put their shoes on?

I DID THIS MORNING!!!!

I was very confused!!! Their shoes DEFINITELY would not fit my big hooves!​

 

[ClarkeM]

Oh my god...

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I had a really good joke here. It was going to be a CONSTRUCTION joke.....

but I'm still working on it.... AND like our roads.... IT WILL NEVER BE FINISHED!​